[Tsk] Damn.
[Tsk] Damn!
Oh Damn!
Ok, ok, ok... [ahem]
Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute?
Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?!
Um, yea. What's up?
Uh, yea, uh - My name "Da-Rel"
It's spelled like "Darrell" but it's pronounced "Da-Rel".
Uh, yea, I just wanna let you know, the back of your head is ridiculous!
-Uh, thanks... -Yea, you are welcome.
-Where's your boyfriend? -Oh my, uh, who?
Your boyfriend! Where your boyfriend at? Is he getting you refreshments?
Is he tall? Is he getting you Mike & Ikes? Oh, you like Mike & Ikes?
Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where your boyfriend? Where your boyfriend at?
-I don't- I don't have a boyfriend.
Oh you don't?! Oh you don't have a boyfriend?
Oh ok, ok, ok... That's cool... yea.
So, listen! Um, I was wondering can I have your number?
-Can I have your number? -No, I don't give out my number, in theaters.
-We're about to watch a movie... -Ohh, oh, ok, ok, that's cool.
I get it, you know. You all into ponderin' cinemas and make-believes
and celluloids, yea, yea, ok, ok. Me too! Me too, ok yea I respect that.
Keep doing your thing Miss Shalit. Miss Gene Shalit.
Yea, yea, that's cute.
-What's your name, delicate? -Uh, Yvonne.
Oh, Yvonne? Oh, damn, hold up. That's a French-ass name Yvonne.
Yea, my little croissant. Little cheese, on my croissant. Yea.
So, listen, can i have your number? Can I have your number?
No-no- look this is my day off and I just wanna watch this movie alone. I'm sorry.
Oh, ok, ok. No, I get it. I get it. I respect that.
-So, I can't have it? -No, I just don't give it out.
Ohhhhh, ok, ok I get it, I get it.
Ok, you being all selective cause you got a ponytail, right?
You think a lot of men can't handle the regalness of an up-do.
-Right? Right? All like Grace Kelly? Grace Kelly? -No, no, no.
No, I'm not being anything because I have a ponytail...
Oh, Vonny, Vonny, Vonny, Vonny girl, Vonny, Vonny.
Don't be insecure girl, own that ponytail. Work that up-do. -Ok, I will.
Ah, damn. You kinda sexy when you take my advice, girl, I like that.
Yea, I like that. Yea, so, um, so, listen, can I have your number?
Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I please receive the secret code
that if entered telephonically, it would patch me through to you?
Which means it would be your beautiful-ass number. Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I? Can I? Can I have it? Can I have it?
No, the previews are about to start, and I just want to ponder them, alone, so...
-but, thanks anyway. -Oh, ok. Ok, alright, that's cool.
No, no I get it. You know. You wanna like go through all the intricacies of cinema.
Ok, ok, yea, so you know, keep doing your thing, you know, keep doing your thing, Yvonne Shalit!
Yvonne Shalit, my little brie. Yea, ok, bye, alright, alright, Imma miss you though.
Imma miss you. Alright you enjoy your day girl. Alright? Take care. Alright.
I love you....