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[Tsk] Damn.

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[Tsk] Damn!

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Oh Damn!

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Ok, ok, ok... [ahem]

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Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute?

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Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?!

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Um, yea. What's up?

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Uh, yea, uh - My name "Da-Rel"

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It's spelled like "Darrell" but it's 
pronounced "Da-Rel".

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Uh, yea, I just wanna let you know,
the back of your head is ridiculous!

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-Uh, thanks...
-Yea, you are welcome.

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-Where's your boyfriend?
-Oh my, uh, who?

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Your boyfriend! Where your boyfriend at?
Is he getting you refreshments?

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Is he tall? Is he getting you Mike & Ikes?
Oh, you like Mike & Ikes?

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Is he hefty? Is he coming back?
Where your boyfriend? Where your boyfriend at?

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-I don't- I don't have a boyfriend.

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Oh you don't?! Oh you don't have a boyfriend?

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Oh ok, ok, ok...
That's cool... yea.

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So, listen! Um, I was wondering
can I have your number?

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-Can I have your number?
-No, I don't give out my number, in theaters.

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-We're about to watch a movie...
-Ohh, oh, ok, ok, that's cool.

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I get it, you know. You all into ponderin'
cinemas and make-believes

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and celluloids, yea, yea, ok, ok.
Me too! Me too, ok yea I respect that.

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Keep doing your thing Miss Shalit.
Miss Gene Shalit.

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Yea, yea, that's cute.

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-What's your name, delicate?
-Uh, Yvonne.

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Oh, Yvonne? Oh, damn, hold up.
That's a French-ass name Yvonne.

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Yea, my little croissant. Little cheese,
on my croissant. Yea.

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So, listen, can i have your number?
Can I have your number?

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No-no- look this is my day off and
I just wanna watch this movie alone. I'm sorry.

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Oh, ok, ok. No, I get it. I get it.
I respect that.

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-So, I can't have it?
-No, I just don't give it out.

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Ohhhhh, ok, ok I get it, I get it.

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Ok, you being all selective cause you
got a ponytail, right?

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You think a lot of men can't handle
the regalness of an up-do.

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-Right? Right? All like Grace Kelly? Grace Kelly?
-No, no, no.

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No, I'm not being anything because I 
have a ponytail...

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Oh, Vonny, Vonny, Vonny, Vonny
girl, Vonny, Vonny.

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Don't be insecure girl, own that ponytail.
Work that up-do. -Ok, I will.

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Ah, damn. You kinda sexy when you take 
my advice, girl, I like that.

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Yea, I like that. Yea, so, um, so, listen,
can I have your number?

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Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I please receive the secret code

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that if entered telephonically, it would 
patch me through to you?

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Which means it would be your beautiful-ass
number. Can I have it? Can I have it?

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Can I? Can I? Can I have it? 
Can I have it?

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No, the previews are about to start, and I
just want to ponder them, alone, so...

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-but, thanks anyway.
-Oh, ok. Ok, alright, that's cool.

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No, no I get it. You know. You wanna like
go through all the intricacies of cinema.

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Ok, ok, yea, so you know, keep doing your thing,
you know, keep doing your thing, Yvonne Shalit!

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Yvonne Shalit, my little brie. Yea, ok, bye,
alright, alright, Imma miss you though.

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Imma miss you. Alright you enjoy your day girl.
Alright? Take care. Alright.

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I love you....