Hey guys

Oh hey

Does anyone want to do dry January with me?

Dry January?

Oh is that like you drink only like dry white wine 
for the month of January?

No

Maybe like a dry vermouth something like that?

Or dry Martinis they're nice

cherry champagne?

That's a great idea

Did you come up with this yourself?

It's where you eliminate alcohol for the entire month 
of January

Oh like during the day?

All the time

Not at weekends?

All the time

Go off drink for all of January?

Yeah

Are you insane?

I can't think of a better month to drink

than January

Yeah I mean it's freezing

It's gets dark at 4

You're back to work

You've no money

No plans

It's miserable outside

and now he wants to be miserable inside

People do dry January okay

for health reasons and I thought it would be good

Wait

Are you pregnant?

What?

Going off drink for January?

I mean that's like going off sunscreen for summer

Or leaf collecting in Autumn

or magnet fishing in Spring

I thought we all drank a lot over Christmas so

Yeah yeah

I was building up a tolerance

for January

Really?

I'm sorry Gerald

I'm out okay

Well thanks for your support

January??

I mean literally any other month but January

OK fine then February

Done dry February deal

Okay Great

Hold on League of Ireland is starting back up in February

Oh my God and the Six Nations

I forgot about that it can't be February

Just dry March then?

Paddy's Day

April?

Well you got Easter then so you got to have booze at Easter

Come on May?

Bank holiday

Oh that's a great one

June?

June the start of the summer no

What about July maybe?

It's the hottest month of the year

that's true it is

August

that's my birthday

oh that's going to be fun

September maybe?

National Plant Day

That's the big one

Yeah yeah

October?

Ah no there's the tax return

So glug glug

not going to get through that

November?

November?

Diwali

Diwali!!!

Oh my God yes

Can't believe I forgot about Diwali

Diwali?

Yeah the Hindu festival of light

I know they don't drink alcohol at that

They don't

Yeah I mean then you're right back around to the silly season

yeah

Oh just pour me a glass of wine will you

Doomdah

Hey we're Foil Arms and Hog

if you're come to see us live in the new year

a lot of the dates are sold out a couple of tickets left

for goway in January

The Dublin dates in February are sold out

so we've added extra ones in May

Yes

And join us for Paddy's week in Carnegie Hall

Oh dry March we're doing dry March I thought?

Doomdah

Oooh awful try that one again

Doomdah

no

awful

Still wrong