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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.48,0:00:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.44,0:00:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hey
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.42,0:00:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does anyone want to do dry January with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.48,0:00:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dry January?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.62,0:00:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh is that like you drink only like dry white wine \Nfor the month of January?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.60,0:00:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.12,0:00:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe like a dry vermouth something like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.71,0:00:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or dry Martinis they're nice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.25,0:00:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cherry champagne?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.16,0:00:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a great idea
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.03,0:00:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you come up with this yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.09,0:00:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's where you eliminate alcohol for the entire month \Nof January
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.57,0:00:18.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh like during the day?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.67,0:00:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.34,0:00:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at weekends?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.29,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go off drink for all of January?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.87,0:00:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.42,0:00:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you insane?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.34,0:00:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't think of a better month to drink
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.26,0:00:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than January
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.13,0:00:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I mean it's freezing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.51,0:00:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gets dark at 4
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.50,0:00:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're back to work
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.40,0:00:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've no money
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.05,0:00:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No plans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.86,0:00:32.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's miserable outside
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.100,0:00:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now he wants to be miserable inside
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.38,0:00:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People do dry January okay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.89,0:00:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for health reasons and I thought it would be good
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.86,0:00:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.08,0:00:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.66,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Going off drink for January?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean that's like going off sunscreen for summer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.97,0:00:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or leaf collecting in Autumn
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.15,0:00:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or magnet fishing in Spring
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.42,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought we all drank a lot over Christmas so
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.39,0:00:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was building up a tolerance
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.70,0:00:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for January
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.98,0:00:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.64,0:00:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry Gerald
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.87,0:00:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm out okay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.95,0:00:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well thanks for your support
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.19,0:00:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,January??
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.89,0:00:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean literally any other month but January
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.97,0:01:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK fine then February
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.49,0:01:03.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Done dry February deal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.21,0:01:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay Great
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.10,0:01:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on League of Ireland is starting back up in February
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.85,0:01:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God and the Six Nations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.11,0:01:09.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot about that it can't be February
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.41,0:01:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just dry March then?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.38,0:01:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paddy's Day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.12,0:01:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,April?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.74,0:01:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you got Easter then so you got to have booze at Easter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.23,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on May?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bank holiday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.65,0:01:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh that's a great one
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.21,0:01:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,June?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.74,0:01:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,June the start of the summer no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.34,0:01:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about July maybe?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.24,0:01:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the hottest month of the year
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.32,0:01:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's true it is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.32,0:01:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,August
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.83,0:01:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's my birthday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.69,0:01:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh that's going to be fun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.70,0:01:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,September maybe?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.48,0:01:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,National Plant Day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.75,0:01:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the big one
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.98,0:01:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.48,0:01:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,October?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.15,0:01:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah no there's the tax return
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.44,0:01:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So glug glug
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.40,0:01:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not going to get through that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.14,0:01:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,November?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.37,0:01:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,November?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diwali
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.66,0:01:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diwali!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.51,0:01:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God yes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.14,0:01:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't believe I forgot about Diwali
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.40,0:01:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diwali?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.05,0:01:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah the Hindu festival of light
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.74,0:01:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know they don't drink alcohol at that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.20,0:01:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.01,0:01:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I mean then you're right back around to the silly season
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.77,0:01:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.36,0:01:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh just pour me a glass of wine will you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.64,0:01:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.02,0:01:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey we're Foil Arms and Hog
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.45,0:01:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're come to see us live in the new year
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.26,0:01:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of the dates are sold out a couple of tickets left
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.01,0:01:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for goway in January
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.16,0:01:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Dublin dates in February are sold out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.75,0:01:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we've added extra ones in May
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.22,0:01:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.75,0:02:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And join us for Paddy's week in Carnegie Hall
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.53,0:02:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh dry March we're doing dry March I thought?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.96,0:02:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.45,0:02:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh awful try that one again
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.37,0:02:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.13,0:02:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.63,0:02:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,awful
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.13,0:02:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still wrong