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Hey guys

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Oh hey

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Does anyone want to do dry January with me?

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Dry January?

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Oh is that like you drink only like dry white wine 
for the month of January?

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No

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Maybe like a dry vermouth something like that?

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Or dry Martinis they're nice

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cherry champagne?

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That's a great idea

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Did you come up with this yourself?

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It's where you eliminate alcohol for the entire month 
of January

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Oh like during the day?

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All the time

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Not at weekends?

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All the time

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Go off drink for all of January?

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Yeah

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Are you insane?

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I can't think of a better month to drink

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than January

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Yeah I mean it's freezing

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It's gets dark at 4

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You're back to work

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You've no money

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No plans

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It's miserable outside

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and now he wants to be miserable inside

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People do dry January okay

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for health reasons and I thought it would be good

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Wait

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Are you pregnant?

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What?

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Going off drink for January?

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I mean that's like going off sunscreen for summer

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Or leaf collecting in Autumn

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or magnet fishing in Spring

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I thought we all drank a lot over Christmas so

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Yeah yeah

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I was building up a tolerance

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for January

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Really?

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I'm sorry Gerald

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I'm out okay

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Well thanks for your support

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January??

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I mean literally any other month but January

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OK fine then February

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Done dry February deal

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Okay Great

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Hold on League of Ireland is starting back up in February

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Oh my God and the Six Nations

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I forgot about that it can't be February

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Just dry March then?

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Paddy's Day

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April?

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Well you got Easter then so you got to have booze at Easter

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Come on May?

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Bank holiday

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Oh that's a great one

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June?

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June the start of the summer no

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What about July maybe?

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It's the hottest month of the year

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that's true it is

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August

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that's my birthday

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oh that's going to be fun

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September maybe?

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National Plant Day

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That's the big one

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Yeah yeah

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October?

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Ah no there's the tax return

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So glug glug

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not going to get through that

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November?

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November?

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Diwali

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Diwali!!!

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Oh my God yes

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Can't believe I forgot about Diwali

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Diwali?

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Yeah the Hindu festival of light

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I know they don't drink alcohol at that

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They don't

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Yeah I mean then you're right back around to the silly season

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yeah

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Oh just pour me a glass of wine will you

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Doomdah

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Hey we're Foil Arms and Hog

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if you're come to see us live in the new year

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a lot of the dates are sold out a couple of tickets left

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for goway in January

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The Dublin dates in February are sold out

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so we've added extra ones in May

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Yes

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And join us for Paddy's week in Carnegie Hall

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Oh dry March we're doing dry March I thought?

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Doomdah

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Oooh awful try that one again

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Doomdah

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no

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awful

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Still wrong