Hey guys
Oh hey
Does anyone want to do dry January with me?
Dry January?
Oh is that like you drink only like dry white wine for the month of January?
No
Maybe like a dry vermouth something like that?
Or dry Martinis they're nice
cherry champagne?
That's a great idea
Did you come up with this yourself?
It's where you eliminate alcohol for the entire month of January
Oh like during the day?
All the time
Not at weekends?
All the time
Go off drink for all of January?
Yeah
Are you insane?
I can't think of a better month to drink
than January
Yeah I mean it's freezing
It's gets dark at 4
You're back to work
You've no money
No plans
It's miserable outside
and now he wants to be miserable inside
People do dry January okay
for health reasons and I thought it would be good
Wait
Are you pregnant?
What?
Going off drink for January?
I mean that's like going off sunscreen for summer
Or leaf collecting in Autumn
or magnet fishing in Spring
I thought we all drank a lot over Christmas so
Yeah yeah
I was building up a tolerance
for January
Really?
I'm sorry Gerald
I'm out okay
Well thanks for your support
January??
I mean literally any other month but January
OK fine then February
Done dry February deal
Okay Great
Hold on League of Ireland is starting back up in February
Oh my God and the Six Nations
I forgot about that it can't be February
Just dry March then?
Paddy's Day
April?
Well you got Easter then so you got to have booze at Easter
Come on May?
Bank holiday
Oh that's a great one
June?
June the start of the summer no
What about July maybe?
It's the hottest month of the year
that's true it is
August
that's my birthday
oh that's going to be fun
September maybe?
National Plant Day
That's the big one
Yeah yeah
October?
Ah no there's the tax return
So glug glug
not going to get through that
November?
Diwali
Diwali!!!
Oh my God yes
Can't believe I forgot about Diwali
Diwali?
Yeah the Hindu festival of light
I know they don't drink alcohol at that
They don't
Yeah I mean then you're right back around to the silly season
yeah
Oh just pour me a glass of wine will you
Doomdah
Hey we're Foil Arms and Hog
if you're come to see us live in the new year
a lot of the dates are sold out a couple of tickets left
for goway in January
The Dublin dates in February are sold out
so we've added extra ones in May
Yes
And join us for Paddy's week in Carnegie Hall
Oh dry March we're doing dry March I thought?
Doomdah
Oooh awful try that one again
Doomdah
no
awful
Still wrong