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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.25,0:00:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. We are on the bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.83,0:00:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could call it an homage\Nto old YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.04,0:00:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call it...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.23,0:00:06.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comfortable for my butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.100,0:00:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conspiracy theories.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.26,0:00:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So as somebody who's lost many a night
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.69,0:00:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tumbling down Wikipedia\Nrabbit holes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.73,0:00:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love a good conspiracy theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.96,0:00:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, "Ooh, aliens!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.81,0:00:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ooh, how do people make\Nsuch big triangles?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.65,0:00:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that that it's just fun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagining the world\Nto be more interesting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.35,0:00:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than what I was taught.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.47,0:00:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then something weird happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.28,0:00:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A couple weeks ago,\NI found myself
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.47,0:00:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the middle of\Na conspiracy theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.90,0:00:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, all of the fun\Nwas replaced with just...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.90,0:00:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pure confusion.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The conspiracy itself\Nis, like, weird and fun and innocuous.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, what I really\Ncared about is, like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how do you get to that point?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you start seeing signs\Nthat were never there to begin with.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I want to know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I also want to, like, disprove\Nthis conspiracy theory
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause it's whack.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, as the person\Nin the middle of all of this,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can imagine why I'd be\Nseen as unreliable.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'm calling on a friend!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh, I don't know how to put this.\NHow do you put this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People think that I am\Npart of the Illuminati.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, are you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just one of the comments,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think it really\Nsummarizes the issue.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I find this channel to\Nbe highly disingenuous-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"-Corporate product masked\Nto have the appearance of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an independently run YouTube channel."\N"There's no way a single person
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that skilled at animation,\Nediting, presenting, research-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Everything is too professional for that-"\N"There's no way this girl is the one-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"-production company put this video\Ntogether with you just as a host."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now- Now...\NNow what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I calling you? Right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I'm, like, "How do you\Nwant me to prove this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am wondering if you could\Nexplain to me and to me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the viewers of this video,\Nhow could somebody see
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something so mundane that's just,\Nlike, a part of my life, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could someone see that\Nand think, like, "There must be more."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm interested. I'm fascinated.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I'm, like...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not only interested in your conspiracy,\Nas interesting as it is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think conspiracies have a\Nknack for, especially nowadays,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to just....
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just ruin people's lives,\Nyou know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna solve this mystery.\N♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't have the copyright on that.