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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.25,0:00:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. We are on the bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.83,0:00:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could call it an homage\Nto old YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.04,0:00:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call it...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.23,0:00:06.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comfortable for my butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.100,0:00:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conspiracy theories.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.26,0:00:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So as somebody who's\Nlost many a night
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.69,0:00:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tumbling down Wikipedia\Nrabbit holes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.73,0:00:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love a good conspiracy\Ntheory.