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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.27,0:00:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a classic family meal\Nthat was falling apart
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.76,0:00:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for it to fall apart\NYou need the right team
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.14,0:00:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Dad who doesn't love his wife \NBut makes do \N\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.51,0:00:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Mum who doesn't love her husband\NBut makes stew
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.63,0:00:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've made stew!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.28,0:00:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A slightly vulgar uncle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.26,0:00:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've just been to the bog \NSo avoid it for a few hours...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.17,0:00:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An apologetic aunt
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.85,0:00:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must excuse him
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.64,0:00:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An understanding brother\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.85,0:00:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.99,0:00:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As usual, I had eaten too much bread
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.16,0:00:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the drinks had lasted \N2 hours and 34 minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.96,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as usual they were talking politics \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the drinks had lasted \N2 bottles and 34 glasses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.72,0:00:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My uncle swears way too much
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.95,0:00:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well she should go {\i1}swear word{\i0} It's {\i1}swear word{\i0} I {\i1}swear word{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.48,0:00:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must forgive him
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.55,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At one point my mum said "Tell them'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.85,0:00:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.10,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're getting a divorce
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.40,0:00:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You {\i1}swear word{\i0} of a {\i1}swear word{\i0} you {\i1}swear word{\i0} in the {\i1}swear word{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.42,0:00:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must forgive him
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.44,0:00:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said: "Why?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.08,0:00:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Dad went:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.42,0:00:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.91,0:00:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Dad went:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.64,0:00:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.54,0:00:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brother went;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.66,0:00:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My uncle went:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.82,0:00:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My aunt went:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.84,0:00:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my mum went quiet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.96,0:01:00.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked again: 'Why?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.41,0:01:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For some little {\i1}swear word{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.28,0:01:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Dad said "I love her. She understands me"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.38,0:01:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My uncle said: Well my {\i1}swear word{\i0} you're not {\i1}swear word{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.08,0:01:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must forgive him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.14,0:01:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The reason was Manuela \N22 years old, languages student\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.30,0:01:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically my mum but 35 years younger, 15 kilos lighter, and 2 bras sizes bigger
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.36,0:01:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was hot, hot and hot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.18,0:01:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I'm going. She understands me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.53,0:01:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had misunderstood.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.20,0:01:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since then my dad lives at my place
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.52,0:01:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, life really is shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.51,0:01:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, that was a swear word\NBut this time I agreed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.49,0:01:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I went to a family dinner