Anyway,
It was a classic family meal that was falling apart
And for it to fall apart You need the right team
A Dad who doesn't love his wife But makes do
A Mum who doesn't love her husband But makes stew
I've made stew!
A slightly vulgar uncle
I've just been to the bog So avoid it for a few hours...
An apologetic aunt
You must excuse him
An understanding brother
And me
As usual, I had eaten too much bread
Because the drinks had lasted 2 hours and 34 minutes
And as usual they were talking politics
Because the drinks had lasted 2 bottles and 34 glasses
My uncle swears way too much
"Well she should go swear word It's swear word I swear word
You must forgive him
At one point my mum said "Tell them'
What?
We're getting a divorce
You swear word of a swear word you swear word in the swear word
You must forgive him
I said: "Why?"
My Dad went:
I went:
My Dad went:
I went:
My brother went;
My uncle went:
My aunt went:
And my mum went quiet
I asked again: 'Why?'
For some little swear word
My Dad said "I love her. She understands me"
My uncle said: Well my swear word you're not swear word
You must forgive him
The reason was Manuela 22 years old, languages student
Basically my mum but 35 years younger, 15 kilos lighter, and 2 bras sizes bigger
She was hot, hot and hot
Well I'm going. She understands me.
He had misunderstood.
Since then my dad lives at my place
Fuck, life really is shit.
Ok, that was a swear word But this time I agreed
Anyway, I went to a family dinner