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Anyway,
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It was a classic family meal
that was falling apart
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And for it to fall apart
You need the right team
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A Dad who doesn't love his wife
But makes do
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A Mum who doesn't love her husband
But makes stew
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I've made stew!
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A slightly vulgar uncle
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I've just been to the bog
So avoid it for a few hours...
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An apologetic aunt
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You must excuse him
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An understanding brother
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And me
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As usual, I had eaten too much bread
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Because the drinks had lasted
2 hours and 34 minutes
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And as usual they were talking politics
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Because the drinks had lasted
2 bottles and 34 glasses
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My uncle swears way too much
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"Well she should go swear word It's swear word I swear word
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You must forgive him
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At one point my mum said "Tell them'
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What?
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We're getting a divorce
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You swear word of a swear word you swear word in the swear word
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You must forgive him
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I said: "Why?"
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My Dad went:
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I went:
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My Dad went:
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I went:
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My brother went;
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My uncle went:
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My aunt went:
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And my mum went quiet
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I asked again: 'Why?'
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For some little swear word
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My Dad said "I love her. She understands me"
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My uncle said: Well my swear word you're not swear word
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You must forgive him
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The reason was Manuela
22 years old, languages student
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Basically my mum but 35 years younger, 15 kilos lighter, and 2 bras sizes bigger
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She was hot, hot and hot
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Well I'm going. She understands me.
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He had misunderstood.
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Since then my dad lives at my place
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Fuck, life really is shit.
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Ok, that was a swear word
But this time I agreed
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Anyway, I went to a family dinner