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Anyway,

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It was a classic family meal[br]that was falling apart

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And for it to fall apart[br]You need the right team

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A Dad who doesn't love his wife [br]But makes do [br][br]

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A Mum who doesn't love her husband[br]But makes stew

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I've made stew!

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A slightly vulgar uncle

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I've just been to the bog [br]So avoid it for a few hours...

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An apologetic aunt

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You must excuse him

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An understanding brother[br]

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And me

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As usual, I had eaten too much bread

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Because the drinks had lasted [br]2 hours and 34 minutes

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And as usual they were talking politics [br]

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Because the drinks had lasted [br]2 bottles and 34 glasses

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My uncle swears way too much

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"Well she should go <i>swear word</i> It's <i>swear word</i> I <i>swear word</i>

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You must forgive him

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At one point my mum said "Tell them'

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What?

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We're getting a divorce

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You <i>swear word</i> of a <i>swear word</i> you <i>swear word</i> in the <i>swear word</i>

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You must forgive him

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I said: "Why?"

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My Dad went:

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I went:

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My Dad went:

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I went:

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My brother went;

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My uncle went:

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My aunt went:

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And my mum went quiet

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I asked again: 'Why?'

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For some little <i>swear word</i>

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My Dad said "I love her. She understands me"

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My uncle said: Well my <i>swear word</i> you're not <i>swear word</i>

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You must forgive him

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The reason was Manuela [br]22 years old, languages student[br]

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Basically my mum but 35 years younger, 15 kilos lighter, and 2 bras sizes bigger

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She was hot, hot and hot

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Well I'm going. She understands me.

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He had misunderstood.

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Since then my dad lives at my place

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Fuck, life really is shit.

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Ok, that was a swear word[br]But this time I agreed

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Anyway, I went to a family dinner