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Hi, folks. Raven ShadowHawk here,
ready for another reaction video.
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In fact, this is the one I've promised you
quite some time ago in a...
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That was certainly in celebration
of the 200 subscribers
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that we recently have found
in the channel.
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But because of something...
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I can't remember what now.
Whatever it was, anyway.
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I gave you the vote
as to where I'll record this video
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and the winning vote there was
'in a crowded coffee shop'
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which is why I'm in Brü.
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It's lovely here, it's awesome.
And the menu, by the way...
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Everything these guys sell is awesome
and tastes delicious.
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Even if I wasn't gonna be recording today
I would be here anyway,
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enjoying a lovely beverage.
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But the fact is,
no matter how much I'm stalling
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I'm about to record this video.
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The idea was to make it as
potentially embarrassing as possible.
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And given that I've been sitting here for
20 mins and only just started to record
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because I was already embarrassed
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- it's gonna be interesting to see
how this turns out.
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I mentioned in the last episode
of 'Smut With Brains'
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that I was going to up the stakes a bit
by ordering some food as well.
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What I'm actually gonna do
is set everything up in front of me,
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go order some food, press play
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and the food will arrive
while I'm listening.
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Yeah...
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Wish me luck.
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That scuppers that plan because
they now have a new system in
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which is kinda cool.
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This thing will buzz
when my food is ready.
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So I will be interrupted but who cares.
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Let's see how we do.
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Also, just so you know
there was a weird issue over the weekend
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where Gael's videos disappeared on YT.
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My understanding is he got reported
for his channel and it got removed.
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Some people...
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In response to that, he's had to remove
several videos from his YT channel,
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including the one I'm about to listen to
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which is why
instead I'm picking it up off Patreon.
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I don't think it'll make any difference
to what I'm doing here
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but I will not be able to link you
to the video because it's no longer on YT.
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Instead, what I would do
in the description for this piece
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is send you to Patreon
and you can find it there.
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This is the winner of the poll:
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'How I Like To Kiss You' by the freshly
named GaelForce Audios - Spice.
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It's not playing. I've broken it.
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Mmmm....
Hello, sweetheart.
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[kissing sounds]
Ah, I love kissing you.
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I love feeling your lips against mine.
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Your hands touching my chest.
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Just trying to make sure
no one's coming up the stairs.
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Exploring your man...
[groans and breathing sounds]
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I'm glad it's a short one.
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[kissing sounds]
Your body is so close to me.
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My hands moving down.
Where do you want them?
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Where do you want them?
- I have some suggestions.
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[growls] You can be bad.
It's okay to be bad.
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[heavy breathing]
...so close to me.
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Oh my God...
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[more Gael sounds, too sexy to describe]
[also, more kissing]
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You know what I love to do?
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I love to kiss you slowly at first.
[deep kissing sounds]
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[BUZZER GOES OFF]
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Oh my God. Okay, so that's how
that works. Pause.
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That's how that works. It frightened
the ever-loving shit out of me. And...
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It cut in at a really inopportune moment
so now it's time to get back to it.
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And I got something to eat as well
because, you know...
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a distraction is a probably good thing
while I'm listening to this.
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You heard what I've heard so far, right?
Oh my God.
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Let's go.
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So I can have you just where I want you.
[sighs and growls]
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So I can have that fire, baby.
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Don't hit the microphone.
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I want that fire.
[sucks breath in and groans]
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[wet kisses]
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[more wet kissing]
- Waffle.
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Mmm, really yumm.
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You're such an amazing kisser.
[growls, more kissing sounds]
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[deep throaty sigh]
- Oh my God.
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[growls] You make me lose my breath.
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There's chocolate all over my laptop.
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Yes, your sexy kiss
makes me lose my breath.
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[moans] Come closer to me.
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There's so many people here.
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Grind against me, baby.
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Yeah, that's what I want from you,
I want you grinding against me.
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[heavy breathing] Mhmm, yeah...
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Show your man...
Show your man what you've got.
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[wet kisses]
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Help me!
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[kissing and growling feast continues]
Get against the wall.
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[growls and chuckles]
Give me your hands.
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[sucks breath in]
Yeah, above your head.
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That's my favourite.
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[kisses and moans]
[with an occasional growl]
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Just how I want you.
Pinned against the wall, grinding for me.
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[growls and chuckles]
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- Holy Jesus, holy...
I wanna do everything.
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Eat the food, distract yourself.
Eat the food, eat the food.
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I wanna be your bad boy.
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I'm bloody dribbling.
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That's it. Yeah... [shaky breathing]
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The things I do for you, guys,
I swear to God.
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[kisses and moans]
Bring your hands back to my chest.
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You like that?
Yeah.
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You like feeling my hard chest?
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[sighs and kisses]
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There's still two more minutes to go.
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[even more kisses and moans]
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Does kissing turn you on?
- Yes.
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Does it turn you on, baby?
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[straight in-your-ear
tongue kisses sounds]
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Everything, I want everything.
Everything you've got.
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[more tongue kisses]
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So sexy...
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[kisses and groans],
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He blew in my ear.
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More passion. [kisses]
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[kisses mixed with
shaky turned-on breathing]
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[growls] Yeah, just like that.
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Until I can't take it anymore.
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Until I bring you upstairs.
[chuckle and kisses]
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Make you my girl... Mo chailín...
[growls] Now, right now.
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Just eat the bloody waffle.
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[moans fade out]
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Oh, I made it.
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I feel like I've run 5 f*ing miles.
I just...
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I am never doing that again.
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I have this delicious f*ing waffle
and I couldn't even get through it.
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And my laptop actually is about to die.
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And I... really want to be on my own.
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It's a combination of arousal and horror.
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Which is such abysmal mix and I just...
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Waffle will make it better.
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Finish waffle with chocolate
and strawberries.
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That's it, I'm done.
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I can't. I need a break
before I do something else like this
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because f* me.
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Seven minutes worth of 'humnom nomnom'.
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And that's my limit.
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It's not like I don't listen to these
while I'm out and about because I do
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but I'm normally doing something else
at the same time.
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I'm normally... going somewhere
or playing Pokemon,
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or trying to concentrate
on what bus to take
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so half of my mind
is always somewhere else.
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But sitting here to camera
and listening to that?
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My mind is nowhere else, okay?
Nowhere else.
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That's all I got.
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I don't think I can be
any more coherent than that.
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So I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna enjoy
the rest of this cold waffle
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and then probably go straight home
so I can be alone.
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Yeah, okay. I'm repeating myself now.
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I'm just that much of a state,
I can't...
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Bye, guys. Just bye.
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I'll catch you next time, okay?
That's all I can do, all I can handle.
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If you did, please give it a thumbs up.
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I need the validation.
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