Hi, folks. Raven ShadowHawk here,
ready for another reaction video.
In fact, this is the one I've promised you
quite some time ago in a...
That was certainly in celebration
of the 200 subscribers
that we recently have found
in the channel.
But because of something...
I can't remember what now.
Whatever it was, anyway.
I gave you the vote
as to where I'll record this video
and the winning vote there was
'in a crowded coffee shop'
which is why I'm in Brü.
It's lovely here, it's awesome.
And the menu, by the way...
Everything these guys sell is awesome
and tastes delicious.
Even if I wasn't gonna be recording today
I would be here anyway,
enjoying a lovely beverage.
But the fact is,
no matter how much I'm stalling
I'm about to record this video.
The idea was to make it as
potentially embarrassing as possible.
And given that I've been sitting here for
20 mins and only just started to record
because I was already embarrassed
- it's gonna be interesting to see
how this turns out.
I mentioned in the last episode
of 'Smut With Brains'
that I was going to up the stakes a bit
by ordering some food as well.
What I'm actually gonna do
is set everything up in front of me,
go order some food, press play
and the food will arrive
while I'm listening.
Yeah...
Wish me luck.
That scuppers that plan because
they now have a new system in
which is kinda cool.
This thing will buzz
when my food is ready.
So I will be interrupted but who cares.
Let's see how we do.
Also, just so you know
there was a weird issue over the weekend
where Gael's videos disappeared on YT.
My understanding is he got reported
for his channel and it got removed.
Some people...
In response to that, he's had to remove
several videos from his YT channel,
including the one I'm about to listen to
which is why
instead I'm picking it up off Patreon.
I don't think it'll make any difference
to what I'm doing here
but I will not be able to link you
to the video because it's no longer on YT.
Instead, what I would do
in the description for this piece
is send you to Patreon
and you can find it there.
This is the winner of the poll:
'How I Like To Kiss You' by the freshly
named GaelForce Audios - Spice.
It's not playing. I've broken it.
Mmmm....
Hello, sweetheart.
[kissing sounds]
Ah, I love kissing you.
I love feeling your lips against mine.
Your hands touching my chest.
Just trying to make sure
no one's coming up the stairs.
Exploring your man...
[groans and breathing sounds]
I'm glad it's a short one.
[kissing sounds]
Your body is so close to me.
My hands moving down.
Where do you want them?
Where do you want them?
- I have some suggestions.
[growls] You can be bad.
It's okay to be bad.
[heavy breathing]
...so close to me.
Oh my God...
[more Gael sounds, too sexy to describe]
[also, more kissing]
You know what I love to do?
I love to kiss you slowly at first.
[deep kissing sounds]
[BUZZER GOES OFF]
Oh my God. Okay, so that's how
that works. Pause.
That's how that works. It frightened
the ever-loving shit out of me. And...
It cut in at a really inopportune moment
so now it's time to get back to it.
And I got something to eat as well
because, you know...
a distraction is a probably good thing
while I'm listening to this.
You heard what I've heard so far, right?
Oh my God.
Let's go.
So I can have you just where I want you.
[sighs and growls]
So I can have that fire, baby.
Don't hit the microphone.
I want that fire.
[sucks breath in and groans]
[wet kisses]
[more wet kissing]
- Waffle.
Mmm, really yumm.
You're such an amazing kisser.
[growls, more kissing sounds]
[deep throaty sigh]
- Oh my God.
[growls] You make me lose my breath.
There's chocolate all over my laptop.
Yes, your sexy kiss
makes me lose my breath.
[moans] Come closer to me.
There's so many people here.
Grind against me, baby.
Yeah, that's what I want from you,
I want you grinding against me.
[heavy breathing] Mhmm, yeah...
Show your man...
Show your man what you've got.
[wet kisses]
Help me!
[kissing and growling feast continues]
Get against the wall.
[growls and chuckles]
Give me your hands.
[sucks breath in]
Yeah, above your head.
That's my favourite.
[kisses and moans]
[with an occasional growl]
Just how I want you.
Pinned against the wall, grinding for me.
[growls and chuckles]
- Holy Jesus, holy...
I wanna do everything.
Eat the food, distract yourself.
Eat the food, eat the food.
I wanna be your bad boy.
I'm bloody dribbling.
That's it. Yeah... [shaky breathing]
The things I do for you, guys,
I swear to God.
[kisses and moans]
Bring your hands back to my chest.
You like that?
Yeah.
You like feeling my hard chest?
[sighs and kisses]
There's still two more minutes to go.
[even more kisses and moans]
Does kissing turn you on?
- Yes.
Does it turn you on, baby?
[straight in-your-ear
tongue kisses sounds]
Everything, I want everything.
Everything you've got.
[more tongue kisses]
So sexy...
[kisses and groans],
He blew in my ear.
More passion. [kisses]
[kisses mixed with
shaky turned-on breathing]
[growls] Yeah, just like that.
Until I can't take it anymore.
Until I bring you upstairs.
[chuckle and kisses]
Make you my girl... Mo chailín...
[growls] Now, right now.
Just eat the bloody waffle.
[moans fade out]
Oh, I made it.
I feel like I've run 5 f*ing miles.
I just...
I am never doing that again.
I have this delicious f*ing waffle
and I couldn't even get through it.
And my laptop actually is about to die.
And I... really want to be on my own.
It's a combination of arousal and horror.
Which is such abysmal mix and I just...
Waffle will make it better.
Finish waffle with chocolate
and strawberries.
That's it, I'm done.
I can't. I need a break
before I do something else like this
because f* me.
Seven minutes worth of 'humnom nomnom'.
And that's my limit.
It's not like I don't listen to these
while I'm out and about because I do
but I'm normally doing something else
at the same time.
I'm normally... going somewhere
or playing Pokemon,
or trying to concentrate
on what bus to take
so half of my mind
is always somewhere else.
But sitting here to camera
and listening to that?
My mind is nowhere else, okay?
Nowhere else.
That's all I got.
I don't think I can be
any more coherent than that.
So I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna enjoy
the rest of this cold waffle
and then probably go straight home
so I can be alone.
Yeah, okay. I'm repeating myself now.
I'm just that much of a state,
I can't...
Bye, guys. Just bye.
I'll catch you next time, okay?
That's all I can do, all I can handle.
I hope you enjoyed it.
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I need the validation today, okay?
I need the validation.
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