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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.37,0:00:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready for some more cartin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.26,0:00:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.43,0:00:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.70,0:00:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's at the shop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.94,0:01:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After your little excursion yesterday,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.80,0:01:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your cart privileges have officially been revoked!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.92,0:01:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But these bikes are for little kids!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.82,0:01:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you want to act like kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.06,0:01:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is what you get.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.40,0:01:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we're not going to look cool riding kids bikes around.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.20,0:01:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! You want to know what's cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.92,0:01:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing your job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.72,0:01:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Respecting park property.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.92,0:01:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're to work, not be cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.82,0:01:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, fine. It doesn't matter if we don't have the cart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.36,0:01:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can be cool no matter what.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.02,0:01:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, with some matenince, and some new paint,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.88,0:01:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these bikes will be so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.26,0:01:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you'll have to admit that we're cool too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.86,0:01:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah right. The day I admit you're cool
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.88,0:01:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the day I give you back the cart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.88,0:01:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we are cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.98,0:01:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.04,0:01:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay then, how about this,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.04,0:01:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you admit that we are cool,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.86,0:01:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you have to give us the cart back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.86,0:01:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds good to me, because it will never happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.48,0:01:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.40,0:02:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're all like, "that'll never happen."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.20,0:02:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we'll get all cool,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.06,0:02:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you will be like "Whoa!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.16,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we'll be like "In your face!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.00,0:02:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll be all like get back to work!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.38,0:02:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, we can totally get Benson to admit we're cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.32,0:02:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.24,0:02:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Benson, check out our cool new rides.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.96,0:02:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bet you think we're pretty cool huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.34,0:02:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? How many times do I have to\Ntell you two
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.36,0:02:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are not cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.96,0:02:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get back to work!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.24,0:02:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muscle Man, what are those things?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.14,0:02:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are losers, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.88,0:02:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want nothin' to do with those.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.46,0:02:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Later grandmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.34,0:02:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, it's time to do some shopping.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.74,0:03:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey dorkwads!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.86,0:03:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.36,0:03:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah, you guys actually look kinda cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.30,0:03:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's unexpected!\NWoah, thanks bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.16,0:03:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, quit murmuring excitedly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.56,0:03:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These two are not cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.56,0:03:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, Benson, just admit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.66,0:03:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll never be cool no matter how many trendy clothes you wear.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.06,0:03:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know how wrong you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.06,0:03:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get back to work, all of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.42,0:03:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh, I can't believe they're carrying on with all this...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.20,0:03:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on Benson, you gotta admit they do look pretty cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.60,0:03:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah right. I don't have to admit anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.20,0:04:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Admit it, Benson.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.84,0:04:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you're not cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.42,0:04:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How 'bout now, Benson?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.84,0:04:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. When are you guys going to get it through your heads?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.02,0:04:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing you say or do will ever make me admit you're cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.74,0:04:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, Benson?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.82,0:04:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just realised something.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.40,0:04:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't care what you think.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.24,0:04:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freeze, you're under arrest.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.72,0:04:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.36,0:04:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For being too cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.20,0:05:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chill out!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.78,0:05:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.64,0:05:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in intergalactic cool court, gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.42,0:05:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's quiet a mess you've gotten yourselves into.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.42,0:05:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody welcome Judge Broseph Chillaxton!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.70,0:05:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mordecai and Rigby,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.18,0:05:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are being tried for crimes against coolmanity.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.46,0:05:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Opening statements.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.76,0:05:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dig this, Your Honour.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.20,0:05:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These cats have thrown off the balance of cool in the universe!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.48,0:05:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The concentration of cool is so dense at the park
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.44,0:05:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,t will implode into a coolness singularity,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.40,0:05:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a black hole in which no coolness can escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.24,0:05:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These dudes are too cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.94,0:05:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they must be punished.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.18,0:05:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, this is crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.70,0:05:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we just wanted to be cool enough for Benson to give back the cart!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.00,0:05:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, just let me do the talking guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.52,0:05:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Defense, your statement.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.86,0:06:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Honour, my opponent is surely mistaken.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.26,0:06:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One only needs to look at my clients to see they're just not that cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.84,0:06:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We plead not cool and ask that the charges be dropped.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.18,0:06:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very well, you may call your first witness.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.26,0:06:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to call Muscle Man to the stand!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.22,0:06:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.18,0:06:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muscle Man, where were you the morning of March 18th?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.26,0:06:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I passed those dweebs on their lame bikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.20,0:06:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you say they looked cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.38,0:06:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! They looked like losers.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.64,0:06:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes precisely, uncool losers!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.00,0:06:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prosecutor your witness.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.00,0:06:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, Mr. Man, where were you only a few days later?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.36,0:06:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have to answer that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.66,0:06:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Permission to treat this cat as hostile?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.64,0:06:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm cool with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.86,0:06:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw them again and admitted they looked pretty cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.36,0:06:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma-ha-han, teleport this fool outta here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.26,0:06:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.14,0:07:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, those dudes are the most uncool dudes ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.08,0:07:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least, that's what I would've said before those dudes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.24,0:07:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beceame the coolest dudes ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.00,0:07:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They brought tons of business into my store.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.26,0:07:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got numerical evidence right here!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.00,0:07:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check it out, son!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.00,0:07:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, no further questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.56,0:07:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please place your hands on this stack of rare Brain Explosion 45s.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.72,0:07:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now do you cats swear?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.12,0:07:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.30,0:07:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They swear!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.60,0:07:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing cooler than that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.58,0:07:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.40,0:07:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Your Honor!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.74,0:07:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, Gary!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.04,0:07:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Objection!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.92,0:07:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Objection!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.20,0:07:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Overruled, judge,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.66,0:07:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or is it overcooled?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.18,0:07:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you read that back to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.82,0:07:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Overruled, judge, or is it overcooled?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.98,0:07:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen in the audience,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.60,0:08:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take a look at yourselves, go ahead, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.28,0:08:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ironic t-shirts, hat stacking, mesh gloves?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.60,0:08:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These cats started all that!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.94,0:08:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trend setters can make even the uncoolest things cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.66,0:08:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check exhibit A.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.06,0:08:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, these bikes are lame, but I ask you,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.26,0:08:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how did you all get to court today?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.54,0:08:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The prosecution rests.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.78,0:08:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I'm out of ideas.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.06,0:08:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know anybody who really thinks you guys are uncool?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.18,0:08:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In light of this new evidence and the fact
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.10,0:08:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the prosecution's testimony was pretty awesome,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.58,0:08:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am prepared to make a ruling.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.66,0:08:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Honour, I have a surprise witness.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.66,0:08:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.12,0:08:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Objection! Surprise witness' are uncool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.56,0:08:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just roll with it, bruh. I'll allow it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.82,0:08:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to call Benson to the stand.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.64,0:08:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Wha?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.38,0:08:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.10,0:08:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you gotten yourselves into now?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.66,0:08:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Benson, having known the defendants
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.62,0:08:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,longer than any other witness,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.12,0:09:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're in a special position to judge the coolness of my clients,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.36,0:09:01.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you not?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.10,0:09:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? I guess?\NI hope this works.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.32,0:09:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, he'll never admit it. We're home free!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.96,0:09:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Benson, are Mordecai and Rigby cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.62,0:09:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are those guys cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.36,0:09:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Benson, this is no joke dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.60,0:09:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fate of the universe hangs in the balance.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.94,0:09:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Answer the question and remember,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.94,0:09:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lying under oath is not cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.70,0:09:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mordecai and Rigby are the coolest guys I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.54,0:09:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.70,0:09:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Members of the court, the testimony given to us has proven quite clearly
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.90,0:09:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the defendants are guilty of being too cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.46,0:09:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sentence: death.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.92,0:09:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What!?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.62,0:09:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take then away.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.80,0:09:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.08,0:09:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.66,0:09:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get on the bikes, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.22,0:09:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not cool, bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.32,0:10:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.36,0:10:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop them!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.88,0:10:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freeze!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.06,0:10:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're getting away!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.92,0:10:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.46,0:10:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Court is adjourned, losers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.38,0:10:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woohoo, we did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.32,0:10:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, Benson, that was so cool of you to help us escape like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.54,0:10:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so cool man!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.54,0:10:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks guys, coming from you that means a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.24,0:10:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey hey, so you admitted we're cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.58,0:10:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna give us the cart back now, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.78,0:10:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.