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Ready for some more cartin'?

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You know it!

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Aw, what?

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It's at the shop!

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After your little excursion yesterday,

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your cart privileges have officially been revoked!

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But these bikes are for little kids!

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Hey, you want to act like kids,

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this is what you get.

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But we're not going to look cool riding kids bikes around.

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What?! You want to know what's cool?

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Doing your job.

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Respecting park property.

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You're to work, not be cool!

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Well, fine. It doesn't matter if we don't have the cart.

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We can be cool no matter what.

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I mean, with some matenince, and some new paint,

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these bikes will be so cool.

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And then you'll have to admit that we're cool too.

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Yeah right. The day I admit you're cool

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is the day I give you back the cart.

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But we are cool.

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No you're not.

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Okay then, how about this,

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if you admit that we are cool,

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then you have to give us the cart back.

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Sounds good to me, because it will never happen.

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You're wrong!

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You're all like, "that'll never happen."

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And then we'll get all cool,

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and then you will be like "Whoa!"

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and then we'll be like "In your face!"

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And I'll be all like get back to work!

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Dude, we can totally get Benson to admit we're cool.

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Yeah dude.

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Hey Benson, check out our cool new rides.

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Bet you think we're pretty cool huh.

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What? How many times do I have to[br]tell you two

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you are not cool!

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Now get back to work!

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Muscle Man, what are those things?

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Those are losers, baby.

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You don't want nothin' to do with those.

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Later grandmas!

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Dude, it's time to do some shopping.

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Hey dorkwads!

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Huh?

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Woah, you guys actually look kinda cool.

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That's unexpected![br]Woah, thanks bro!

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Hey, quit murmuring excitedly.

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These two are not cool.

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Dude, Benson, just admit it.

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You'll never be cool no matter how many trendy clothes you wear.

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You don't know how wrong you are.

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Get back to work, all of you!

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Argh, I can't believe they're carrying on with all this...

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Come on Benson, you gotta admit they do look pretty cool.

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Yeah right. I don't have to admit anything.

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Admit it, Benson.

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No, you're not cool.

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How 'bout now, Benson?

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No. When are you guys going to get it through your heads?

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Nothing you say or do will ever make me admit you're cool.

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You know what, Benson?

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I just realised something.

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We don't care what you think.

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Freeze, you're under arrest.

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For what?

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For being too cool.

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Chill out!

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Dude, where are we?

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You're in intergalactic cool court, gentlemen.

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And it's quiet a mess you've gotten yourselves into.

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Everybody welcome Judge Broseph Chillaxton!

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Mordecai and Rigby,

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you are being tried for crimes against coolmanity.

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Opening statements.

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Dig this, Your Honour.

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These cats have thrown off the balance of cool in the universe!

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The concentration of cool is so dense at the park

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t will implode into a coolness singularity,

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a black hole in which no coolness can escape.

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These dudes are too cool!

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And they must be punished.

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Dude, this is crazy!

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Yeah, we just wanted to be cool enough for Benson to give back the cart!

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Listen, just let me do the talking guys.

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Defense, your statement.

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Your Honour, my opponent is surely mistaken.

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One only needs to look at my clients to see they're just not that cool.

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We plead not cool and ask that the charges be dropped.

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Very well, you may call your first witness.

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I would like to call Muscle Man to the stand!

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Where am I?

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Muscle Man, where were you the morning of March 18th?

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I passed those dweebs on their lame bikes.

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Would you say they looked cool?

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No way! They looked like losers.

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Yes precisely, uncool losers!

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Prosecutor your witness.

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Uh, Mr. Man, where were you only a few days later?

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I don't have to answer that.

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Permission to treat this cat as hostile?

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I'm cool with that.

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I saw them again and admitted they looked pretty cool.

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Ma-ha-han, teleport this fool outta here.

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Yikes.

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Yeah, those dudes are the most uncool dudes ever.

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At least, that's what I would've said before those dudes

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beceame the coolest dudes ever.

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They brought tons of business into my store.

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I've got numerical evidence right here!

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Check it out, son!

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Uh, no further questions.

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Please place your hands on this stack of rare Brain Explosion 45s.

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Now do you cats swear?

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We swear.

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They swear!

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Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing cooler than that!

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Dude, nice.

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Thanks, Your Honor!

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Dude, Gary!

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Objection!

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Objection!

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Overruled, judge,

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or is it overcooled?

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Can you read that back to me?

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Overruled, judge, or is it overcooled?

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Ladies and gentlemen in the audience,

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take a look at yourselves, go ahead, look.

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Ironic t-shirts, hat stacking, mesh gloves?

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These cats started all that!

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Trend setters can make even the uncoolest things cool.

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Check exhibit A.

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Yes, these bikes are lame, but I ask you,

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how did you all get to court today?

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The prosecution rests.

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Well I'm out of ideas.

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You know anybody who really thinks you guys are uncool?

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In light of this new evidence and the fact

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that the prosecution's testimony was pretty awesome,

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I am prepared to make a ruling.

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Your Honour, I have a surprise witness.

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Huh?

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Objection! Surprise witness' are uncool.

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Just roll with it, bruh. I'll allow it.

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I would like to call Benson to the stand.

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Huh? Wha?

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Oh, it's you two.

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What have you gotten yourselves into now?

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Benson, having known the defendants

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longer than any other witness,

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you're in a special position to judge the coolness of my clients,

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are you not?

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Yeah? I guess?[br]I hope this works.

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Dude, he'll never admit it. We're home free!

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Benson, are Mordecai and Rigby cool?

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Are those guys cool?

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Benson, this is no joke dude.

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The fate of the universe hangs in the balance.

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Answer the question and remember,

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lying under oath is not cool.

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Mordecai and Rigby are the coolest guys I know.

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Oh no.

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Members of the court, the testimony given to us has proven quite clearly

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that the defendants are guilty of being too cool.

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The sentence: death.

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What!?

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Take then away.

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Please![br]No!

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What?!

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Get on the bikes, now!

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Not cool, bro!

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Go!

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Stop them!

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Freeze!

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They're getting away!

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Stop!

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Court is adjourned, losers.

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Woohoo, we did it!

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Dude, Benson, that was so cool of you to help us escape like that.

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Yeah, so cool man!

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Thanks guys, coming from you that means a lot.

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Hey hey, so you admitted we're cool.

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You're gonna give us the cart back now, right?

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No.