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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.11,0:00:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (Dramatic music) ♪ (Brod): Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.06,0:00:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One dollar!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.72,0:00:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.86,0:00:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoots!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.20,0:00:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle whoosh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.45,0:00:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not give him a million dollars?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.42,0:00:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um... (dramatic water splash and sloshing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you guys doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.56,0:00:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He one sweet man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.24,0:00:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man thudding, hen clucking),\NBut he a dumb sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.34,0:00:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man in hardhat): We give him (foreign)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the cans and the bottles (foreign).
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.86,0:00:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was his teacher and\Nhe was a good student.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.01,0:00:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sharp THWACK of axe splittingwood]\N(Man grunts with effort)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.65,0:00:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has a unique hair style.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.73,0:00:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Woman 1): He had great energy, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.66,0:00:30.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He used to let me copy off his homework.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.54,0:00:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have some reservations about
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.59,0:00:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,putting this person at the center\N(water splashing) of our story.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.81,0:00:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man in surf shop): He always\Nsaid he was surfing. Well, brother
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never had a board.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.31,0:00:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite honestly, \Nhe seems to be a bit of an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.73,0:00:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[plastic bottles crinkling]\NBrod knows dolphins.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.82,0:00:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Woman 2): I see him out there every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.13,0:00:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't want the other\Nbeaches to look like this beach.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.19,0:00:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man in green vest): We're homeless here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.40,0:00:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's homeless in our own\Nhome, man. It's messed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all know your real name's Joe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.86,0:00:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm from Hawaii, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.45,0:00:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Read it and weep, bruh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.37,0:00:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait... (Coconut impact\Non Joe, Joe grunts in pain)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm nervous...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.68,0:00:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Friend): All right\NBrod, here we go buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.12,0:01:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These chicks do love\Nthem bad boys, so be mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.86,0:01:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you care about helping the homeless?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.49,0:01:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I care about helping to get rid of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.79,0:01:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Friend): Just go over\Nthere, and tell her something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.13,0:01:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smooth, like, sup, girl, like to party.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.61,0:01:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot to check the mail.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.93,0:01:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.57,0:01:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Brod chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.68,0:01:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Brod): I wanted to let you know \NI got some mail.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.41,0:01:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty sure it's a million dollars,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.35,0:01:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.63,0:01:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat Hawaiian music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.47,0:01:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man in swimming pool): \NHang in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.71,0:01:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(loud splash)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.93,0:01:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(car breaks) Dad, we\Ngot back with this new truck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.80,0:01:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,top carb in back from the back of this van
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.44,0:01:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud) (man grunts) (lady\Ngasps in shock) (dragging sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.81,0:01:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am known as \N'The great the Mini Hoodie Hunter'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.66,0:01:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So someone just gave you all if\Nthis free money? Can I touch it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.32,0:01:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah you wanna touch the\Nmoney? Yeah, take it, take the money
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.52,0:01:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Under the house, guys! (crowd rejoices)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.24,0:01:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On a shore. \NTechnically, I'm just renting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.97,0:02:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't spend any more.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.96,0:02:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love producers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.11,0:02:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(tires screeching) (loud crash) \N(objects clattering) (engine revs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.16,0:02:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.05,0:02:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's something inside you.\NYou're a [unintelligible]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.80,0:02:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's like math--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pay attention, bro. \NIt's all about the confidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.64,0:02:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.49,0:02:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brod, do something about \Nthese teeth, cuz...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.20,0:02:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you put it in \Nbetween your teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.93,0:02:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh..
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.96,0:02:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like you're going to \Nsmash tonight comrade.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.54,0:02:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, I think I'm in love.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.29,0:02:29.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with your teeth?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.83,0:02:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (them all together) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.21,0:02:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be quiet, skeezer!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.71,0:02:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Hey, good job, boy. That's all gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.80,0:02:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're in good vibes. You're the king.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.53,0:02:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.92,0:02:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (You make of my dreams come true) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.79,0:02:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (You) you (you-you, ooh-ooh-ooh, you) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.32,0:02:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know Garen's Barbarians?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.09,0:02:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man): No, what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.10,0:02:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Garen's Barbarians means like, ho roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.46,0:02:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man): What does ho roger mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.79,0:02:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger means like, shooots.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.34,0:02:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Man): Okay what does shoots mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.11,0:02:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoot means, like, ho, we go
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.82,0:03:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,\Nshoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.06,0:03:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, like, go beat. Shooots.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.44,0:03:07.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that means, like, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.10,0:03:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know?