♪ (Dramatic music) ♪ (Brod): Oh!
One dollar!
Oh!
Shoots!
(gentle whoosh)
Why not give him a million dollars?
Um... (dramatic water splash and sloshing)
How you guys doing?
He one sweet man.
(Man thudding, hen clucking), But he a dumb sometimes.
(Man in hardhat): We give him (foreign)
the cans and the bottles (foreign).
I was his teacher and he was a good student.
[sharp THWACK of axe splittingwood] (Man grunts with effort)
He has a unique hair style.
(Woman 1): He had great energy, but...
He used to let me copy off his homework.
We have some reservations about
putting this person at the center (water splashing) of our story.
(Man in surf shop): He always said he was surfing. Well, brother
never had a board.
Quite honestly, he seems to be a bit of an idiot.
[plastic bottles crinkling] Brod knows dolphins.
(Woman 2): I see him out there every day.
I just don't want the other beaches to look like this beach.
(Man in green vest): We're homeless here.
It's homeless in our own home, man. It's messed up.
We all know your real name's Joe.
I'm from Hawaii, bro.
Read it and weep, bruh.
Wait, wait... (Coconut impact on Joe, Joe grunts in pain)
I'm nervous...
(Friend): All right Brod, here we go buddy.
These chicks do love them bad boys, so be mean.
Do you care about helping the homeless?
I care about helping to get rid of them.
(Friend): Just go over there, and tell her something
smooth, like, sup, girl, like to party.
I forgot to check the mail.
It's to me.
(Brod chuckles)
(Brod): I wanted to let you know I got some mail.
I'm pretty sure it's a million dollars,
so that's good.
♪ (upbeat Hawaiian music) ♪
(Man in swimming pool): Hang in there!
(loud splash)
(car breaks) Dad, we got back with this new truck
top carb in back from the back of this van
(thud) (man grunts) (lady gasps in shock) (dragging sound)
I am known as 'The great the Mini Hoodie Hunter'
So someone just gave you all if this free money? Can I touch it?
Yeah you wanna touch the money? Yeah, take it, take the money
Under the house, guys! (crowd rejoices)
On a shore. Technically, I'm just renting.
Don't spend any more.
I love producers.
(tires screeching) (loud crash) (objects clattering) (engine revs)
Hey, what are you doing?
There's something inside you. You're a [unintelligible]
Oh, it's like math--
Pay attention, bro. It's all about the confidence.
Yeah.
Brod, do something about these teeth, cuz...
And then you put it in between your teeth.
Oh..
Looks like you're going to smash tonight comrade.
Ugh, I think I'm in love.
What's wrong with your teeth?
♪ (them all together) ♪
Be quiet, skeezer!
Yeah. Hey, good job, boy. That's all gone.
Now you're in good vibes. You're the king.
♪ (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪
♪ (You make of my dreams come true) ♪
♪ (You) you (you-you, ooh-ooh-ooh, you) ♪
You don't know Garen's Barbarians?
(Man): No, what is that?
Garen's Barbarians means like, ho roger.
(Man): What does ho roger mean?
Roger means like, shooots.
(Man): Okay what does shoots mean?
Shoot means, like, ho, we go
shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
You, like, go beat. Shooots.
Yeah, that means, like, yeah.
You know?