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♪ (Dramatic music) ♪ (Brod): Oh!

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One dollar!

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Oh!

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Shoots!

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(gentle whoosh)

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(Jason Momoa): Why not
give him a million dollars?

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Um... (dramatic water splash and sloshing)

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(Brod): How you guys doing?

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(Woman in kiosk): He one sweet man.

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(Man thudding, hen clucking), (Woman
in kiosk): But he a dumb sometimes.

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(Man in hardhat): We give him (foreign)

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the cans and the bottles (foreign).

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(Teacher): I was his teacher
and he was a good student.

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[sharp THWACK of axe splittingwood] 
(Man): grunts with effort

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(Man in green shirt): He
has a... a unique hair style.

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(Woman in gold jacket):
He had great energy, but...

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(Man 1): He used to let
me copy off his homework.

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(Man 2): We have some reservations about

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putting this person at the center
(water splashing) of our story.

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[pig snuffling in soil] (Man in surf shop):
He always said he was surfing. Well, brother

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never had a board.

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(Man 2): Quite honestly, he
seems to be a bit of an idiot.

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[plastic bottles crinkling]
(Man): Brah knows dolphins.

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(Woman): I see him out there every day.

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(Brod): I just don't want the other
beaches to look like this beach.

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(Man in green vest): We're homeless here.

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It's homeless in our own
home, man. It's messed up.

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(Brod): We all know your real name's Joe.

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(Joe): I'm from Hawaii, bro.

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read it and weep bruh

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Wait, wait... (Coconut impact
on Joe, Joe grunts in pain)

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(Brod): And there is...

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(Friend): All right
Brod, here we go buddy.

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These chicks do love
them bad boys, so be mean.

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(Lady 1): Do you care
about helping the homeless?

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(Lady 2): I care about
helping to get rid of them.

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(Friend): Just go over
there, tell her something

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smooth, like, sup, girl, like to party.

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(Brod): I forgot to check the mail.

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It's to me.

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(Brod chuckles)

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I wanted to let you know I got some mail.

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I'm pretty sure it's a million dollars,

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so that's good.

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(upbeat music)

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[inaudible]

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