♪ (Dramatic music) ♪ (Brod): Oh!
One dollar!
Oh!
Shoots!
(gentle whoosh)
(Jason Momoa): Why not give him a million dollars?
Um... (dramatic water splash and sloshing)
(Brod): How you guys doing?
(Woman in kiosk): He one sweet man.
(Man thudding, hen clucking), (Woman in kiosk): But he a dumb sometimes.
(Man in hardhat): We give him (foreign)
the cans and the bottles (foreign).
(Teacher): I was his teacher and he was a good student.
[sharp THWACK of axe splittingwood] (Man): grunts with effort
(Man in green shirt): He has a... a unique hair style.
(Woman in gold jacket): He had great energy, but...
(Man 1): He used to let me copy off his homework.
(Man 2): We have some reservations about
putting this person at the center (water splashing) of our story.
[pig snuffling in soil] (Man in surf shop): He always said he was surfing. Well, brother
never had a board.
(Man 2): Quite honestly, he seems to be a bit of an idiot.
[plastic bottles crinkling] (Man): Brah knows dolphins.
(Woman): I see him out there every day.
(Brod): I just don't want the other beaches to look like this beach.
(Man in green vest): We're homeless here.
It's homeless in our own home, man. It's messed up.
(Brod): We all know your real name's Joe.
(Joe): I'm from Hawaii, bro.
We didn't weep, bro.
Wait, wait... (Coconut impact on Joe, Joe grunts in pain)
(Brod): And there is...
(Friend): All right Brod, here we go buddy.
These chicks do love them bad boys, so be mean.
(Lady 1): Do you care about helping the homeless?
(Lady 2): I care about helping to get rid of them.
(Friend): Just go over there, tell her something
smooth, like, sup, girl, like to party.
(Brod): I forgot to check the mail.
It's to me.
(Brod chuckles)
I wanted to let you know I got some mail.
I'm pretty sure it's a million dollars,
so that's good.
(upbeat music)
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