1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm a lexicographer. 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I make dictionaries. 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And my job as a lexicographer 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is to try to put all the words possible into the dictionary. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My job is not to decide what a word is, that is your job. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everybody who speaks english 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 decides together what's a word and what's not a word. 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Every language is just a group of people who agree to understand each other. 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now sometimes when people are trying to decide 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if a word is good or bad, 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they don't really have a good reason. 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They say something like, "Because...grammar!" 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I don't actually care about grammar too much. 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't tell anyone 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But the word grammar-- 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 actually, there are two kinds of grammar. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There's the kind of grammar that kind of lives inside your brain. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you're a native speaker of a language or a good speaker of a language, 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's the unconscious rules that you follow when you speak that language. 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And this is what you learn when you learn language as a child. 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Here's an example: 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this is a Wug. 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Right, it's a Wug. 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now there is another one. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There are two of these. 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are two... 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (audience): Wugs. 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Exactly! You know how to make the plural of Wug. 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That rule lives in your brain. 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You never had to be taught this rule 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You just understand it. 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is a experiment that was invented 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 by a professor at Boston College named Jean Berko Gleason 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 back in 1958. 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So we've been talking about this for a long time 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now these kinds of natural rules that exist in your brain. 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Theres aren't like traffic laws, 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there more like laws of nature. 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And nobody has to remind you to obey 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a law of nature, right? 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When you leave the house in the morning, 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your mom doesn't say, 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Hey honey, it's going to be cold. 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Take a hoodie, don't forget to obey the law of gravity!" 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nobody says this. 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now there are other rules 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that are more about manners than they are about nature. 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So you can think of like a word like a hat. 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Once you know how hats work 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nobody has to tell you, "Don't wear hats on your feet." 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What they have to tell you is, "can you wear hats inside? 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who gets to wear a hat? 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are the kinds of hats you get to wear?" 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Those are more of the second kind of grammar 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that linguists often call usage as opposed to grammar. 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now, sometimes people use this kind of rules-based grammar 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to discourage people from making up words. 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I think that is, well, stupid. 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So, for example, people are always telling you, 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Be creative, make music do art, invent things, 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 science and technology." 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But when it comes to words, they're like, 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Don't! No. Creativity stops right here, 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 whipper-snappers. Give it a rest." 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But that makes no sense to me. 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Words are great. 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We should have more of them. 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I want you to make as many new words as possible 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I'm going to tell you six ways 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that you can use to make new words. 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The first way is the simplest way: 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 basically, steal them from other languages. 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Linguists call this borrowing, 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but we never give the words back 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so I'm just going to be honest and call it stealing. 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We usually take words for things that we like, 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like delicious food. 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We took "cumquat" from Chinese. 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We took "caramel" from French. 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We also take words for cool things, like "ninja", right? 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We took that from Japanese, 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which is kind of a cool trick cause ninjas are hard to steal from. 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So another way that you can make 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 words in English is by squishing two other English words together. 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's called compounding. 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Words in English are like legos, 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you use enough force, 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can put any two of them together. 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We do this all the time in English: 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 words like "heartbroken", "bookworm", "sandcastle" 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 -- all are compounds. 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So go ahead and make words 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like "duckface", just don't make duckface. 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Another way you can make words in English 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is kind of like compounding, 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but instead you use so much force 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when you squish the words together that some parts fall off. 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So these are blend words, 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Like "Brunch" is a blend of "breakfast and lunch". 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Motel" is a blend of "motor" and "hotel". 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who here knew that "motel" was a blend word? 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, that word is like so old in English that lots of people 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't know that there are parts missing. 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Edutainment" is a blend word of "education" and "entertainment". 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And of course "electrocute" is a blend of "electric" and "execute". 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can also make words by changing how they operate. 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is called functional shift. 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You take one word that act as one part of speech 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you change it into another part of speech. 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, who here knew that "friend" 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hasn't always been a verb? 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Friend" used to be noun and then we verbed it. 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Almost any word in English can be verbed. 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can also take adjectives and make them into nouns. 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Commercial" use to be an adjective adjective and now it's a noun. 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And of course, you can "green" things. 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Another way to make words in English is back-formation. 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can take a word and squish it down a little bit. 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So for example, we had the word "editor" before we had the word "edit". 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Edit" was formed from "editor". 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sometimes back-formations sound a little silly: 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 bulldozers bulldoze, 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 butlers butle 130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and burglers burgle 131 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 132 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Another way to make words in English 133 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is to take the first letters of something 134 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and squish them together. 135 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So National Aeronautics and Space Administration 136 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 becomes NASA. 137 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And of course you can do this with anything--OMG! 138 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So it doesn't matter how silly the words are. 139 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They can be really good words of English. 140 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Absquatulate" is a perfectly good word of English 141 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Mugwump" is a perfectly good word of English. 142 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Words don't have to sound normal. 143 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They can sound really silly. 144 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why should you make words? 145 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You should make words because every word 146 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is a chance to express your idea 147 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and get your meaning across. 148 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And new words grab people's attention. 149 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They get people to focus on what you're saying 150 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and that gives you a better chance to get your meaning across. 151 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A lot of people on the stage have said, 152 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "In the future, you can do this, 153 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can help with this, you can help us explore, 154 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can help us invent." 155 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can make a new word now. 156 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 English has no age limit. 157 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Go ahead, start making words today. 158 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Send them to me, 159 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I'll put them in my online dictionary word-bank. 160 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you so much 161 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Applause).