1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm a lexicographer. 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I make dictionaries. 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And my job as a lexicographer 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is to try to put all the words possible into the dictionary. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My job is not to decide what a word is, that is your job. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everybody who speaks english 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 decides together what's a word and what's not a word. 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Every language is just a group of people who agree to understand each other. 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now sometimes when people are trying to decide 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if a word is good or bad, 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they don't really have a good reason. 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They say something like, "Because...grammar!" 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter). 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I don't actually care about grammar too much. 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't tell anyone 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But the word grammar-- 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 actually, there are two kinds of grammar. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There's the kind of grammar that kind of lives inside your brain. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you're a native speaker of a language or a good speaker of a language, 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's the unconscious rules that you follow when you speak that language. 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And this is what you learn when you learn language as a child. 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Here's an example: 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this is a Wug. 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Right, it's a Wug. 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now there is another one. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There are two of these. 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are two... 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (audience): Wugs. 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Exactly! You know how to make the plural of Wug. 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That rule lives in your brain. 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You never had to be taught this rule 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You just understand it. 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this is a experiment that was invented 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 by a professor 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 at boston college 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 named jean burco0gleesin 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 back in 1958 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so we've been talking about this for a long time 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now these kinds of natural 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 rules that exist in your brain 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's not like traffic laws 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there more like laws of nature 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and nobody has to remind you to obey 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a law of nature, right? 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when you leave the house in the morning 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your mom doesn't say, 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "hey honey, it's going to be cold 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 take a hoodie, don't forget to obey the law of gravity" 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no body says this 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 laughter 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now there are other rules 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that are more about manners than they are about nature 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so you can think of like 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a word is like a hat 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 once you know how hats work 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nobody has to tell you 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't wear hats on your feet 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what they have to tell you is 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can you wear hats inside 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who gets to wear a hat 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are the kinds of hats you get to wear 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 those are more of the second kind of grammar 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that linguists often call usage 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as opposed togrammar 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now, sometimes people use 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this kind of rules-based grammar 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to discourage people from 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 making up words 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and i think that is, well, stupid 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so for example, 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 people are always telling you, 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "be creative, make music 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do art, invent things 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 science and technology" 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but when it comes to words, 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're like 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "don't! no. creativity stops right here, 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 whipper-snappers, give it a rest" 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (laughter) 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but, that makes no sense to me 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 words are great 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we should have more of them 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i want you to make as many new words as possible 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I'm going to tell you six ways 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that you can use to make new words 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the first way is the simplest way 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 basically, steal them from other languages 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (laughter) 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 linguists call this borrwing 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but we never give the words back 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so I'm just going to be honest 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and call it stealing 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we usually take words for things that we like 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like delicious food 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we took cumquat from chinese, 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we took caramel from french 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we also take words for cool things 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like ninja, right? 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we took that from japanese 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which is kind of a cool 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 trick cause ninjas are hard to steal from 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (laugter) 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so another way that you can make 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 words in english is by squishing 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 two toehr english words together 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's called compounding 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 words in english are like legos 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you use enough force 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can put any two of them together 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we do this all the time in english 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 words like heartbroken 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 bookworm, sandcastle 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all are compounds 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so go ahead and make words 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like duck face, just don't make duckface 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (laughter) 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 another way you can make words in english 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is kind of like compounding 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but instead you use so much force 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when you squish the words together 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that some parts fall off 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so these are blend words 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like brunch 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is a blend of breakfast and lunch 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 motel is a blend of 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 motor and hotel 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who here knew that 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 motel was a blend word? 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah, that word is like so old 130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in english that lots of people don't know that 131 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are parts missing 132 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 edutainment is a blend word 133 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of education and entertainment 134 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and of course electrocute 135 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is a blend of electric and execute 136 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can also make words by chaning 137 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how they operate 138 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this is called functional shift 139 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you take one word that acts 140 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as one part of speech 141 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you change it into another part of speech 142 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay, who here knew that "friend" 143 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hasn't always been a verb? 144 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 friend, used to be noun 145 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and then we verbed it 146 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 almost any word in english can be verbed 147 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can also take adjectives 148 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and make them into nouns 149 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 commercial use to be an adjective 150 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and now it's a noun 151 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can green things 152 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 another way to make words 153 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in english is backformation 154 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can take a word 155 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and kind of squish it down a little bit 156 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so for example, we had the word 157 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 editor before we had the word edit 158 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 edit was formed from editor 159 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sometimes back-formations sound 160 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a little silly 161 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 bulldozers bulldoze 162 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 butlers butle 163 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and burglers burgle 164 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (laughter) 165 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 another way to make words in english 166 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is to take the first letters of something 167 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and squish them together 168 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So National Aeronautics and Space Administration 169 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 becomes NASA 170 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and of course you can do this 171 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 with anything--OMG! 172 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So, it doesn't matter how silly 173 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the words are 174 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they can be really good words of english 175 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 absquatulate is a perfectly good word of english 176 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mugwhump is a perfectly goo word of english 177 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 words don't have to sound normal 178 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they can sound really silly 179 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why should you make words? 180 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you should make words because every word 181 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is a chance to express your idea 182 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and get your meaning across 183 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and new words grab people's attention 184 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they get people to focus on what you're saying 185 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and that gives you a better chance 186 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to get your meaning across 187 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a lot of people on the stage have said, 188 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "in the future, you can do this 189 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can help with this 190 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can help explore 191 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can help us invent" 192 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can make a new word now 193 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 english has no age limit 194 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 go ahead 195 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 start making words today 196 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 send them to me 197 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and ill put them in my online 198 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 dictionary word bank 199 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you so much 200 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Applause).