9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm a lexicographer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I make dictionaries. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And my job as a lexicographer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is to try to put all the words 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 possible into the dictionary 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My job is not to decide what a word is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that is your job 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 everybody who speaks english 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 decides together what's a word and [br]what's not a word 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 every language is just a group of people 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who agree to understand each other 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now sometimes when people 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are trying to decide if a word is good[br]or bad 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they don't really have a good reason 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they say something like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "because, grammar!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (Laughter). 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and i don't actually care [br]about grammar too much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't tell anyone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but the word grammar-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 actually, there are two kinds of grammar 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's the kind of grammar that kind of lives [br]inside your brain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you're a native speaker of a language or a good speaker of a language 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's the unconscious rules that you follow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you speak that language 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and this is what you learn 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you learn an language as a child 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here's an example 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is a wog 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right, it's a wug 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now there is another one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are two of these 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are two 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (audience): wugs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 exactly![br]you know how to make 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the plural of wug 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that rule lives in your brain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you never had to be taught this rule 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you just understand it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is a experiment that was invented 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 by a professor 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 at boston college 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 named jean burco0gleesin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 back in 1958 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so we've been talking about this for a long time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now these kinds of natural 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rules that exist in your brain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's not like traffic laws 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there more like laws of nature 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and nobody has to remind you to obey [br] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a law of nature, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you leave the house in the morning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your mom doesn't say, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "hey honey, it's going to be cold 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 take a hoodie, don't forget[br]to obey the law of gravity" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no body says this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 laughter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now there are other rules 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that are more about manners than they are about nature 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so you can think of like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a word is like a hat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 once you know how hats work 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nobody has to tell you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't wear hats on your feet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what they have to tell you is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can you wear hats inside 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who gets to wear a hat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are the kinds of hats you get to wear 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 those are more of the second kind of grammar 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that linguists often call usage 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 as opposed togrammar 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now, sometimes people use 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this kind of rules-based grammar 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to discourage people from 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 making up words 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and i think that is, well, stupid 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so for example, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 people are always telling you, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "be creative, make music 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do art, invent things 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 science and technology" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but when it comes to words, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "don't! no. creativity stops right here, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 whipper-snappers, give it a rest" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laughter) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but, that makes no sense to me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 words are great 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we should have more of them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i want you to make[br]as many new words as possible 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I'm going to tell you six ways 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that you can use to make new words 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the first way is the simplest way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 basically, steal them from[br]other languages 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laughter) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 linguists call this borrwing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but we never give the words back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so I'm just going to be honest 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and call it stealing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we usually take words for things[br]that we like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like delicious food 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we took cumquat from chinese, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we took caramel from french 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we also take words for cool things 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like ninja, right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we took that from japanese 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which is kind of a cool 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 trick cause ninjas are hard to steal from 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laugter) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so another way that you can make 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 words in english is by squishing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 two toehr english words together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's called compounding 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 words in english are like legos 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you use enough force 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can put any two of them together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we do this all the time in english 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 words like heartbroken 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bookworm, sandcastle 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all are compounds 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so go ahead and make words 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like duck face, just don't make duckface 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laughter) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 another way you can make words in english 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is kind of like compounding 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but instead you use so much force 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you squish the words together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that some parts fall off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so these are blend words 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like brunch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is a blend of breakfast and lunch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 motel is a blend of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 motor and hotel 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who here knew that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 motel was a blend word? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah, that word is like so old 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in english that lots of people don't know that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are parts missing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 edutainment is a blend word 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of education and entertainment 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and of course electrocute 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is a blend of electric and execute 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can also make words by chaning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how they operate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is called functional shift 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you take one word that acts 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 as one part of speech 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and you change it into[br]another part of speech 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay, who here knew that "friend" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hasn't always been a verb? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 friend, used to be noun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and then we verbed it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 almost any word in english[br]can be verbed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can also take adjectives 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and make them into nouns 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 commercial use to be an adjective 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and now it's a noun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can green things 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 another way to make words 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in english is backformation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can take a word 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and kind of squish it down a little bit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so for example, we had the word 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 editor before we had the word edit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 edit was formed from editor 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sometimes back-formations sound 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a little silly 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bulldozers bulldoze 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 butlers butle 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and burglers burgle 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (laughter) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 another way to make [br]words in english 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is to take the first letters of something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and squish them together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So National Aeronautics and Space Administration 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 becomes NASA 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and of course you can do this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with anything--OMG! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So, it doesn't matter how silly 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the words are 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they can be really good words of english 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 absquatulate is a perfectly good word of english 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mugwhump is a perfectly goo word of english 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 words don't have to sound normal 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they can sound really silly 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why should you make words? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you should make words because every word 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is a chance to express your idea 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and get your meaning across 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and new words grab people's attention 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they get people to focus on what you're saying 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and that gives you a better chance 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to get your meaning across