WEBVTT 00:00:06.520 --> 00:00:07.861 Froggy Fresh 00:00:08.915 --> 00:00:10.657 And Money Maker Mike 00:00:11.894 --> 00:00:13.597 A Christmas song 00:00:17.014 --> 00:00:19.335 First thang on my list, go figure 00:00:19.335 --> 00:00:22.534 It's a brand new John Cena action figure 00:00:22.904 --> 00:00:25.168 Second thang on my list, guess what? 00:00:25.168 --> 00:00:28.501 It's a really cute girl with a really cute butt 00:00:28.621 --> 00:00:30.863 Mike said, "Froggy Fresh, hold up! 00:00:30.863 --> 00:00:33.330 Mom said you're not allowed to touch a girl's bun 00:00:33.330 --> 00:00:34.897 Til you're grown up." 00:00:34.957 --> 00:00:37.145 That's right, I forgot about that rule 00:00:37.145 --> 00:00:38.563 Not allowed to touch butts 00:00:38.563 --> 00:00:40.457 Until you graduate from school 00:00:40.457 --> 00:00:41.880 But that's alright 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:43.305 'Cuz third on my list 00:00:43.305 --> 00:00:46.490 Is a brand new John Cena watch fer my wrist 00:00:46.490 --> 00:00:49.268 Now we're movin' on to item number four 00:00:49.268 --> 00:00:52.491 It's a brand new John Cena poster for my door 00:00:52.491 --> 00:00:53.948 Check, check it out, y'all 00:00:53.948 --> 00:00:57.227 Item number five is a brand new John Cena car 00:00:57.227 --> 00:00:58.865 That I can drive 00:00:58.965 --> 00:01:00.325 Well, I can't really drive it 00:01:00.325 --> 00:01:01.937 'Cause it's too small 00:01:01.937 --> 00:01:04.462 But I could if I was maybe like this tall 00:01:04.462 --> 00:01:05.891 Christmas, Christmas 00:01:05.891 --> 00:01:07.450 Come check out my wish list 00:01:07.450 --> 00:01:09.022 Have I been a good boy? 00:01:09.022 --> 00:01:10.621 That's none of your business 00:01:10.621 --> 00:01:12.122 I just want some good toys 00:01:12.122 --> 00:01:13.638 Can I get a witness? 00:01:13.638 --> 00:01:16.521 Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas! 00:01:16.521 --> 00:01:17.960 Christmas, Christmas 00:01:17.960 --> 00:01:19.563 Come check out my wish list 00:01:19.563 --> 00:01:21.020 Have I been a good boy? 00:01:21.020 --> 00:01:22.578 That's none of your business 00:01:22.578 --> 00:01:24.038 I just want some good toys 00:01:24.038 --> 00:01:25.563 Can I get a witness? 00:01:25.563 --> 00:01:28.609 Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas! 00:01:28.609 --> 00:01:31.157 Item number six on my list is on lock 00:01:31.157 --> 00:01:34.521 Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box 00:01:34.807 --> 00:01:37.465 So tough, the thang is made of steel 00:01:37.495 --> 00:01:40.581 No more usin' brown paper bags for my meal! 00:01:40.581 --> 00:01:43.531 Item number seven is like a bite of heaven 00:01:43.531 --> 00:01:46.403 I can probably eat like ten or eleven 00:01:46.503 --> 00:01:47.960 Check up in my stocking 00:01:47.960 --> 00:01:49.483 And guess what I found me? 00:01:49.483 --> 00:01:52.452 A brand new box of Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies! 00:01:52.452 --> 00:01:55.381 Item number 8, player don't hate 00:01:55.381 --> 00:01:58.342 It's probably the best toy in the whole state 00:01:58.342 --> 00:02:01.158 An item so hot it can make the snow melt 00:02:01.158 --> 00:02:04.475 It's a brand new John Cena wrestling belt 00:02:04.515 --> 00:02:07.573 Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma 00:02:07.613 --> 00:02:10.318 How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas? 00:02:10.318 --> 00:02:11.522 And one more thang I want 00:02:11.522 --> 00:02:13.135 Even though I already have it 00:02:13.135 --> 00:02:16.492 Is the best CD of all time: Illmatic! 00:02:16.492 --> 00:02:17.917 Christmas, Christmas 00:02:17.917 --> 00:02:19.420 Come check out my wish list 00:02:19.420 --> 00:02:20.980 Have I been a good boy? 00:02:20.980 --> 00:02:22.507 That's none of your business 00:02:22.507 --> 00:02:24.019 I just want some good toys 00:02:24.019 --> 00:02:25.602 Can I get a witness? 00:02:25.602 --> 00:02:28.843 Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas! 00:02:41.153 --> 00:02:43.672 [captioned by www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube]