Froggy Fresh

And Money Maker Mike

A Christmas song

First thang on my list, go figure

It's a brand new John Cena action figure

Second thang on my list, guess what?

It's a really cute girl with a really cute butt

Mike said, "Froggy Fresh, hold up!

Mom said you're not allowed to touch a girl's bun

Til you're grown up."

That's right, I forgot about that rule

Not allowed to touch butts

Until you graduate from school

But that's alright

'Cuz third on my list

Is a brand new John Cena watch fer my wrist

Now we're movin' on to item number four

It's a brand new John Cena poster for my door

Check, check it out, y'all

Item number five is a brand new John Cena car

That I can drive

Well, I can't really drive it

'Cause it's too small

But I could if I was maybe like this tall

Christmas, Christmas

Come check out my wish list

Have I been a good boy?

That's none of your business

I just want some good toys

Can I get a witness?

Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!

Christmas, Christmas

Come check out my wish list

Have I been a good boy?

That's none of your business

I just want some good toys

Can I get a witness?

Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!

Item number six on my list is on lock

Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box

So tough, the thang is made of steel

No more usin' brown paper bags for my meal!

Item number seven is like a bite of heaven

I can probably eat like ten or eleven

Check up in my stocking

And guess what I found me?

A brand new box of Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies!

Item number 8, player don't hate

It's probably the best toy in the whole state

An item so hot it can make the snow melt

It's a brand new John Cena wrestling belt

Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma

How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas?

And one more thang I want

Even though I already have it

Is the best CD of all time: Illmatic!

Christmas, Christmas

Come check out my wish list

Have I been a good boy?

That's none of your business

I just want some good toys

Can I get a witness?

Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!

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