1 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,861 Froggy Fresh 2 00:00:08,915 --> 00:00:10,657 And Money Maker Mike 3 00:00:11,894 --> 00:00:13,597 A Christmas song 4 00:00:17,014 --> 00:00:19,335 First thang on my list, go figure 5 00:00:19,335 --> 00:00:22,534 It's a brand new John Cena action figure 6 00:00:22,904 --> 00:00:25,168 Second thang on my list, guess what? 7 00:00:25,168 --> 00:00:28,501 It's a really cute girl with a really cute butt 8 00:00:28,621 --> 00:00:30,863 Mike said, "Froggy Fresh, hold up! 9 00:00:30,863 --> 00:00:33,330 Mom said you're not allowed to touch a girl's bun 10 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,897 Til you're grown up." 11 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:37,145 That's right, I forgot about that rule 12 00:00:37,145 --> 00:00:38,563 Not allowed to touch butts 13 00:00:38,563 --> 00:00:40,457 Until you graduate from school 14 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,880 But that's alright 15 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,305 'Cuz third on my list 16 00:00:43,305 --> 00:00:46,490 Is a brand new John Cena watch fer my wrist 17 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:49,268 Now we're movin' on to item number four 18 00:00:49,268 --> 00:00:52,491 It's a brand new John Cena poster for my door 19 00:00:52,491 --> 00:00:53,948 Check, check it out, y'all 20 00:00:53,948 --> 00:00:57,227 Item number five is a brand new John Cena car 21 00:00:57,227 --> 00:00:58,865 That I can drive 22 00:00:58,965 --> 00:01:00,325 Well, I can't really drive it 23 00:01:00,325 --> 00:01:01,937 'Cause it's too small 24 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,462 But I could if I was maybe like this tall 25 00:01:04,462 --> 00:01:05,891 Christmas, Christmas 26 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,450 Come check out my wish list 27 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:09,022 Have I been a good boy? 28 00:01:09,022 --> 00:01:10,621 That's none of your business 29 00:01:10,621 --> 00:01:12,122 I just want some good toys 30 00:01:12,122 --> 00:01:13,638 Can I get a witness? 31 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:16,521 Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas! 32 00:01:16,521 --> 00:01:17,960 Christmas, Christmas 33 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,563 Come check out my wish list 34 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:21,020 Have I been a good boy? 35 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:22,578 That's none of your business 36 00:01:22,578 --> 00:01:24,038 I just want some good toys 37 00:01:24,038 --> 00:01:25,563 Can I get a witness? 38 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:28,609 Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas! 39 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:31,157 Item number six on my list is on lock 40 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:34,521 Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box 41 00:01:34,807 --> 00:01:37,465 So tough, the thang is made of steel 42 00:01:37,495 --> 00:01:40,581 No more usin' brown paper bags for my meal! 43 00:01:40,581 --> 00:01:43,531 Item number seven is like a bite of heaven 44 00:01:43,531 --> 00:01:46,403 I can probably eat like ten or eleven 45 00:01:46,503 --> 00:01:47,960 Check up in my stocking 46 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,483 And guess what I found me? 47 00:01:49,483 --> 00:01:52,452 A brand new box of Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies! 48 00:01:52,452 --> 00:01:55,381 Item number 8, player don't hate 49 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:58,342 It's probably the best toy in the whole state 50 00:01:58,342 --> 00:02:01,158 An item so hot it can make the snow melt 51 00:02:01,158 --> 00:02:04,475 It's a brand new John Cena wrestling belt 52 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:07,573 Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma 53 00:02:07,613 --> 00:02:10,318 How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas? 54 00:02:10,318 --> 00:02:11,522 And one more thang I want 55 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,135 Even though I already have it 56 00:02:13,135 --> 00:02:16,492 Is the best CD of all time: Illmatic! 57 00:02:16,492 --> 00:02:17,917 Christmas, Christmas 58 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:19,420 Come check out my wish list 59 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:20,980 Have I been a good boy? 60 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:22,507 That's none of your business 61 00:02:22,507 --> 00:02:24,019 I just want some good toys 62 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,602 Can I get a witness? 63 00:02:25,602 --> 00:02:28,843 Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas! 64 00:02:41,153 --> 00:02:43,672 [captioned by www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube]