Froggy Fresh
And Money Maker Mike
A Christmas song
First thang on my list, go figure
It's a brand new John Cena action figure
Second thang on my list, guess what?
It's a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said, "Froggy Fresh, hold up!
Mom said you're not allowed to touch a girl's bun
Til you're grown up."
That's right, I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts
Until you graduate from school
But that's alright
'Cuz third on my list
Is a brand new John Cena watch fer my wrist
Now we're movin' on to item number four
It's a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check, check it out, y'all
Item number five is a brand new John Cena car
That I can drive
Well, I can't really drive it
'Cause it's too small
But I could if I was maybe like this tall
Christmas, Christmas
Come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy?
That's none of your business
I just want some good toys
Can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!
Christmas, Christmas
Come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy?
That's none of your business
I just want some good toys
Can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!
Item number six on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
So tough, the thang is made of steel
No more usin' brown paper bags for my meal!
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
I can probably eat like ten or eleven
Check up in my stocking
And guess what I found me?
A brand new box of Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies!
Item number 8, player don't hate
It's probably the best toy in the whole state
An item so hot it can make the snow melt
It's a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas?
And one more thang I want
Even though I already have it
Is the best CD of all time: Illmatic!
Christmas, Christmas
Come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy?
That's none of your business
I just want some good toys
Can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!
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