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Froggy Fresh

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And Money Maker Mike

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A Christmas song

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First thang on my list, go figure

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It's a brand new John Cena action figure

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Second thang on my list, guess what?

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It's a really cute girl with a really cute butt

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Mike said, "Froggy Fresh, hold up!

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Mom said you're not allowed to touch a girl's bun

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Til you're grown up."

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That's right, I forgot about that rule

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Not allowed to touch butts

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Until you graduate from school

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But that's alright

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'Cuz third on my list

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Is a brand new John Cena watch fer my wrist

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Now we're movin' on to item number four

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It's a brand new John Cena poster for my door

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Check, check it out, y'all

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Item number five is a brand new John Cena car

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That I can drive

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Well, I can't really drive it

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'Cause it's too small

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But I could if I was maybe like this tall

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Christmas, Christmas

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Come check out my wish list

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Have I been a good boy?

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That's none of your business

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I just want some good toys

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Can I get a witness?

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Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!

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Christmas, Christmas

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Come check out my wish list

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Have I been a good boy?

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That's none of your business

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I just want some good toys

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Can I get a witness?

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Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!

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Item number six on my list is on lock

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Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box

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So tough, the thang is made of steel

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No more usin' brown paper bags for my meal!

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Item number seven is like a bite of heaven

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I can probably eat like ten or eleven

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Check up in my stocking

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And guess what I found me?

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A brand new box of Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies!

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Item number 8, player don't hate

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It's probably the best toy in the whole state

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An item so hot it can make the snow melt

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It's a brand new John Cena wrestling belt

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Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma

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How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas?

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And one more thang I want

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Even though I already have it

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Is the best CD of all time: Illmatic!

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Christmas, Christmas

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Come check out my wish list

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Have I been a good boy?

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That's none of your business

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I just want some good toys

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Can I get a witness?

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Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas! Christmas!

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