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Where are you headed so early?

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What do you mean where?

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Over there...

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It's over, you see.

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It will be over when I say!
Discharge!

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What?

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That's how it's done!

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And you're saying that
"We're loosing him, we're loosing him!"

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Would you like some vitamins?

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Oh, yeah...

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Good morning, Andrey Evgen'evich!

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This is a matter of debate.

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The Chief Medical Officer (CMO) is asking for you.

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This phrase should be pronounced without a smile!

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Ehmm... Excuse me. I... ehmm...
it wasn't intentional.

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And please remind Anastasiya Konstantinovna,

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that I have ward rounds on Mondays.

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If she wants to talk with me, she should

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hospitalize herself to my ward

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Next time, I will do exactly that!

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Dr. Bykov, I have to talk with you!

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I have ward rounds!

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Starting today, 4 practitioners will join you.

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Nastya, you know that I am incapable of
finding common tongue with children.

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They are terrified of me and as a result
they pee themselves.

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Andrey Evgen'evich! First of all, not Nastya,
but Anastasiya Konstantinovna

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And second of all...

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I am the CMO, you know!

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Hi. How is doing with my favourite patient,


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from which there were no complaints in
the past 3 months?

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He is still in coma.

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Good! No, bad.

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So, administer additional 20 cm3 of piracetam,
and send some blood for biochemistry.

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OK.

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And for me: 0.5 dark ale and something to chew.

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What do you mean?

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You look like a beer merchant
in this coat.

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Put yourself in shape!

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Andrey, please. Take them.
I'm asking you like a mother.

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My son is in this group.

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Well, now I'm certain that I won't take them,

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because he is 50% made of you,
and that by itself is over the top.

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Good day. Andrey Evgen'evich,
can I go to the funeral?

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It's too early.
I'll let you know when it is time.

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My husband died, which is the reason
I appeared here at you.

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Oh, in that case, of course.

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Thanks.

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Dr. Bykov.
As of today, you have 4 practitioners,

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this is not negotiable, I'm telling you this
as the CMO to her subordinate.

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Trouble!

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Shave Nikolachov's regio inguinalis from ward #5

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He has surgical operation tomorrow.

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Be extremely delicate, as for men
of his age it is a shock.

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You could at least put on a mask or
something, as my eyes start to water

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Hi Andy, give me a bottle of cognac.

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From which point in life started venereologists
to ask for cognac from therapists?

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It is you who should be getting cognac
for the secrecy.

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Yes, we should, but I'm out of it,

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so give me a bottle of cognac, ASAP!

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Kupitman,
how many days have you been drinking?

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Third.

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And if you are sincere?

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12th

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When you are drinking, do you eat?

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Only some porridge.

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So you're not.

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No.

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Lyubov Mikhaylovna,
prepare ward #4 for Dr. Kupitman.

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20 cm3 of isotonic solution with ascorbic
acid, and 6 cm3 of Aminophylline
personally from me.

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Lyubov Mikhaylovna, I'm delaying that
order, I'm still a doctor.

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I'm prescribing 400 cognac perorally

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You're not a doctor,

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You, are an alcoholic!

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Bykov!

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Since you gave up on drinking,

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with you...

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It's impossible to talk with you!

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Exactly.

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Who is this?

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This is my headache!

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Cool!

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My name is Andrey Evgen'evich Bykov.

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I'm the chief of the Therapy Ward

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and the supervisor of your residentship.

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So guess please,
what am I displeased of about all this?

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I hypothesize, that you dislike being the supervisor
of our residentship,

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as it would be silly to assume that you
do not like the position of
chief practitioner of the ward.

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Family name...

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Boris Arkadyevich Levin, Red Diploma

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You will be my little favourite.

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I always liked such little dumb smugs.

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I look better with such people around me.

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Rule #1: Forget the color of your diplomas

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and the fact that there is the word
"doctor" written in it.

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It is a lie.
You do not know shit.

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What do you mean nothing?

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Your name?

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Semyon.

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Lobanov.
I've been working like hell since grade 1

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I have shitloads of experience!

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Thanks for the bright allegory.

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Rule #2:

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Before you start killing people, I forbid
to prescribe anything, give council,

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or touch my patients with your hands
without me allowing first.

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But for you, colleague, for the especially
experienced one,

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I allow you to empty all bedpans completely
independently, on your own.

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And what made you laugh Dr. Erhhh...

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Romanenko.

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You should've been informed by Anastasiya
Konstantinovna about me.

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Oh, yeah! The son of the CMO!

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And because of that, you gonna get an
especially intensive course of education.

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Well, it seems that's all.

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And what about me?

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And who are you?

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Dr. Varya Chernous

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Female doctor?

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It won't work.

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And what shall I do?

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Change your gender, and then come back.

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So. Every day you will get grades.

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Those who get 2, will also get the night shift.

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Go ahead zombies.

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You will get your first patients.

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The task is simple:


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Examine, interview, establish diagnose
and therapy.

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Then come back to me, report, disgrace,
listen to my indicative remarks

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and go away silently. Is that clear?

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Vetrova, Anna Vladimirovna.

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Hello.

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Hello.
Hello.

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She will be taken care of by today...

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Dr. Lenin!

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I'm Levin.

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Lenin suits you better. Heal!
All the others after me!

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Oops!

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I'm sorry, I'll clean up.
Excuse me...

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Hello.

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I'm Borya.

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Arkadyevich.

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Mariya Ivanovna Andreyeva.

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85 years old.

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She will be taken care of by Dr...

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Lobanov!

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Be careful, her blood pressure fluctuates.

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Let's go onward...

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I'm sorry!

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Well, granny, here's the doctor!

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Andrey Evgen'evich, do you have a minute?

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Sure!

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It seems we didn't come to terms

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and we started to dislike each other
right from the beginning.

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But I know how to fix this.

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Hmm, an intrigue!

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Let's do so that I will come later,
and you will let me go home earlier.

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This way, we will keep our unpleasant 
interactions with each other

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at a minimum necessary time.

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So you want to go home earlier?

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Well, I'm not against it.

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I have a patient exactly for you.

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Not even a patient, but simply a souvenir.

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Let's go!

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I'm entrusting you the most simple patient
in our ward.

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He's postsurgical,

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he should come to his senses after
the narcosis.

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Wait a second, but he is...

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Galya!

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Why didn't you change your coat already?
Go change!

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You'll wait until he wakes up,
you question him, and then you can go home.

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What? Simply question him?

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Yes! Simply question him.
Son of CMO.

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Thanks Andrey Evgen'evich.

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I knew, we will come to terms.

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Knock yourself out!

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I'm sorry!

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Andrey Evgen'evich!

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And who will you entrust me?

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You?

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I'm... I'm sorry!

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I'm sorry!

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I'm sorry!

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I decided to entrust you with the most
complicated patient of ours

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Nobody really knows what kind of
illness he has

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And our last hope remains to be...

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your fresh, unbiased point of view

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Thanks, Andrey Evgen'evich,
I won't let you down!

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Where in the hell did I sin that
much for this?!

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Before evening, doctor, small of the back
starts to feel strange

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legs are weak, before the rain
my knees start to hurt like hell

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and if I get full of cucumbers
before night...

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Granny, this is all... very interesting...

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On Friday, my side hurt sharply and
my back side was acting up

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Now! Where does it hurt exactly right now?

193
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Well, now... I have some headache

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Well, that's it granny, don't you worry,
we'll fix ya!

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We'll give you a nice shot of Verapamil,
and you'll run about like a young chick!

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This was the last item of the questionnaire,
let's get to the physical examination

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Emm, let me listen you

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Alright

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Huhhh!

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Is there something not alright?

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Everything is alright...
Simply... I... Simply... Emmm...

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Emmm... I didn't... finish with the questions

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Dre... Dress up or else... Emmm... Your big...
Emmm... A lot of questions remain for you!

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Emmm... Questions like... Emmm...

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Tell me please, emmm... you or your relatives,
emmm... did they have, emmm...


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Dengue Fever? Hmm??

207
00:11:05,661 --> 00:11:07,002
Are you feeling unwell?

208
00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:09,514
I'm dying, you know

209
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,936
What do you mean, you're dying?

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In great agony

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Don't despair, maybe not everything is lost

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Meaning?

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I'll talk to Dr. Bykov and maybe he'll help
and you won't die

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So, you're from Dr. Bykov?

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Yes, this is my first day

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And maybe this one is my last...

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Your Bykov said this yesterday himself

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You have only 2 days left, Vanya

219
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You lived out your days already...

220
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But maybe I could help you somehow??

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I'm begging you, go get some cognac quickly!

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Go for cognac?!

223
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Alright, going for cognac!

224
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Here, here, it should be enough...

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Yes of course, I'll return in a moment!

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And some cigarettes, those thin types,
light ones... Quickly! Quickly!

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Mariya Ivanovna! How do you feel?

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In the morning it was a bit bad,

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I had some headache...

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But now, it's better. The doctor gave me
an injection, and all feels much better now

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What injection and what doctor?

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Well... This one... With the big face...
Looks like Mickey Mouse

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Ahamm... It means Lobanov is now giving
injections on his own. Well OK.

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Don't drink!

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Not even a bit of vodka?

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Well, Lobanov, Lobanov...

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What did you inject into the granny?

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Heee...?

239
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I'm asking: what did you inject into
the granny, you harm maker?!

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Emmm... Verapamil...

241
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And have you checked her medical records?!

242
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No, what for?

243
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She has allergies for Verapamil

244
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So, and... What happened?

245
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That's it! Anaphylactic shock.
Your granny is gone

246
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The old rag died in
great convulsions

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Congratulations! You opened up
your own cemetery today, colleague!

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Don't your blame yourself sweety.
How could you know?

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You simply wanted to help, but look how it
turned out...

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For... Forgive me! Gra-gra-granny...!

251
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Stop killing yourself over it, I lived long
enough already

252
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And don't feel sorry for me

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00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:25,571
It is more difficult for you than me now

254
00:14:25,571 --> 00:14:30,031
But don't worry. I won't tell
anyone now, that

255
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,219
IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!!

256
00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:34,376
YOURS!!!

257
00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:04,327
I need the address of Mariya Ivanovna
Andreyeva from Ward #5

258
00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:06,540
Of Andreyeva?

259
00:15:11,053 --> 00:15:16,213
Mariya Ivanovna. 

260
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:17,760
Write it down

261
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,213
Why do you need it?

262
00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,092
I have to apologize

263
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:26,537
I'm guilty

264
00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:38,363
Maybe you... Emmm... Did you live near big
factories? That produce fertilizers, cyclophosphates

265
00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:39,393
or sodium silicate?

266
00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:40,089
No!

267
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,889
No. Well...
Alright, alright, another question then...

268
00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:45,762
And are there many questions remaining?

269
00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:48,184
Emmm... A lot... A lot...

270
00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:51,993
Well, what's up?

271
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:54,280
Are you finished here?

272
00:15:57,828 --> 00:15:59,523
What is this bullshit?!

273
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,330
What were you doing here for two hours?!

274
00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:03,037
I was questioning the patient

275
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,360
You should've examined her a long time ago!

276
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:06,818
Take off your clothes

277
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,144
Calm down!

278
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:17,569
Stethoscope into you ears!

279
00:16:17,595 --> 00:16:18,461
I can't

280
00:16:18,739 --> 00:16:19,436
Why?

281
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,131
Well... Emmm...

282
00:16:22,558 --> 00:16:29,004
Erecting muscle... of
manhood... organ is... tense

283
00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:31,506
For 2 hours?!

284
00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:34,766
I'm impressed!

285
00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:35,727
Let's go

286
00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:37,045
And what about me?

287
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:40,192
And you, you are above any praise

288
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:45,006
Why were you so tense?! The job was worldly

289
00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:47,791
There were so big... dugs

290
00:16:47,975 --> 00:16:51,710
Yes, those dugs were really big, but
you should act like a real doctor

291
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,520
And how do real doctors act in
situations such as this?

292
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,532
Go to the showers, and let the steam out

293
00:16:57,764 --> 00:16:58,350
How exactly?

294
00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,784
Soften up

295
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:00,874
You mean...

296
00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,812
Don't pick words, you know exactly
what I mean!

297
00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:05,167
And is this really allowed??

298
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,123
Of course!

299
00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:10,169
This was proposed by Burdenko in the
Russian-Turk company...

300
00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:13,820
What shall I say...?
I was there today... 4 times. Yes?

301
00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:20,744
OK, go, go! Get in shape!
And continue the examination!

302
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:31,979
Lyubov Mikhailovna!

303
00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,404
What kind of a mess do you have in there?!

304
00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:35,887
Why? What is there?

305
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,620
Go and have a look!

306
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,846
Heey! What the...?

307
00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:54,539
I told you so! A mess!

308
00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:14,352
To hell with this!

309
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,505
I had a lot of good stuff
in my life in any case

310
00:18:18,552 --> 00:18:21,693
I served 5 years on a nuclear submarine

311
00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:26,228
We cruised around America... We were
collecting intelligence all the time...

312
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,989
But they did not let me go to space

313
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,104
You are not suitable, you Kupitman

314
00:18:33,472 --> 00:18:35,936
Well, because of my nationality I recon

315
00:18:37,194 --> 00:18:38,434
Alright, Varya

316
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,363
Thank you

317
00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:47,320
You helped me a lot

318
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:51,060
But let me do something else for you again!

319
00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:53,873
Go

320
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,437
I have to be alone...

321
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,237
Remember those who I forgot...

322
00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:04,448
I'll remember...

323
00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:18,185
What kind of a person I am?!

324
00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:22,660
And I'm not even ashamed...

325
00:19:45,842 --> 00:19:48,791
Hey, Andrey Evgen'evich!
Here you are!

326
00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:51,173
And I'm running around the whole ward
looking for you!

327
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:52,027
Humor me!

328
00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:55,743
Everything's normal! The patient woke up,
I questioned him. Can I go?

329
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:56,842
Woke up?

330
00:19:56,842 --> 00:19:57,544
Well, yeah!

331
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,394
What's he sayin'?

332
00:19:58,677 --> 00:19:59,804
Everything's normal he says!

333
00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:04,580
No complaints, condition is satisfactory,
clear consciousness. I'm going, yeah?

334
00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:08,710
No, wait a second! We'll go together.

335
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,025
But where? Together?

336
00:20:11,025 --> 00:20:13,551
What do you mean where? To the
Ministry of Healthcare!

337
00:20:14,372 --> 00:20:16,311
But what for?

338
00:20:16,579 --> 00:20:18,039
They will give you a medal.

339
00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:19,135
For what?

340
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:20,796
What do you mean what for?

341
00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:24,953
You, by yourself, without any medications,
pulled out a patient from coma

342
00:20:25,502 --> 00:20:29,199
And after 3 months of lying in coma the
patient has clear consciousness,

343
00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:32,716
talks clearly, 
and does not have any complaints!

344
00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:34,421
This is a medal!

345
00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:41,798
Dr. Chernous! What happened?

346
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,073
Andrey Evgen'evich!

347
00:20:47,404 --> 00:20:48,947
Why is everything so unfair?

348
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:52,683
Why such good people need to pass away?

349
00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:55,645
He's only 40.

350
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:57,192
Who?

351
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,039
That patient that you gave me

352
00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:03,021
That has only 2 day to live

353
00:21:03,613 --> 00:21:04,642
Did he tell you this?

354
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:08,585
It was told to him by you!
Don't you even remember?!

355
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,901
Oh, I remember now! And what kind of an
illness does your patient have?

356
00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:14,101
But I don't know.

357
00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,212
Nobody knows!

358
00:21:15,794 --> 00:21:17,958
And what does his medical record say?

359
00:21:18,136 --> 00:21:19,606
I did not look at it

360
00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:21,459
Doctors only believe in facts

361
00:21:21,805 --> 00:21:24,552
You were required to look into
his medical records

362
00:21:24,722 --> 00:21:28,495
And the brain of a doctor should
work in its entirety

363
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,185
And not only the tear ducts

364
00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:31,710
So this means that he is not dying?!

365
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,957
Even better! He's not even a
patient of ward!

366
00:21:37,289 --> 00:21:38,589
Good evening, colleges!

367
00:21:39,082 --> 00:21:39,956
Is that you?!

368
00:21:39,956 --> 00:21:40,926
It is me, Varya

369
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:46,428
And this is for you. For the most humane
doctor of this day.

370
00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:49,786
Don't cry Varya. You saved the life of a human

371
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:55,499
But your supervisor, thanks to his caddish
behaviour, refused

372
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,280
Enough of acting up!
Let's go, we need to talk...

373
00:21:58,355 --> 00:21:59,261
Don't touch me!!

374
00:21:59,806 --> 00:22:02,021
Varya. You shouldn't be so trusting.

375
00:22:02,427 --> 00:22:05,812
You should've at least check out my
medical records!

376
00:22:06,149 --> 00:22:08,301
I already told that! And these are my
students anyway!

377
00:22:08,301 --> 00:22:09,981
Thanks anyway, Varya...!

378
00:22:11,283 --> 00:22:15,221
Let's remember my Vasiliy Stepanovich.
May he rest is peace.

379
00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:19,097
But the ambulance is all at fault!
(NOTE: ambulance="rapid help" in russian)

380
00:22:19,097 --> 00:22:21,338
It was called and called again!

381
00:22:21,338 --> 00:22:23,390
And it never came...

382
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,097
Hello

383
00:22:39,215 --> 00:22:40,403
Forgive me!

384
00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:42,162
I'm guilty.

385
00:22:43,084 --> 00:22:44,752
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?! Hmm?!

386
00:22:47,254 --> 00:22:49,855
Go, get the hell out of here, sinner!

387
00:22:50,385 --> 00:22:53,495
And you call yourself "rapid"?!
(NOTE: in this case it refers to ambulance)

388
00:23:01,248 --> 00:23:03,553
Well?! Gentlemen quacksalvers?

389
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:04,961
Let's state some facts!

390
00:23:04,961 --> 00:23:09,707
I'm reminding you: Those who get a grade 2,
will remain for the night shift.

391
00:23:10,562 --> 00:23:11,948
So, what do we have?

392
00:23:12,482 --> 00:23:16,197
Doctor Levin was caught in the middle of
a handwork in the showers

393
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,392
But you yourself told me...

394
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:22,204
I meant cold shower, but you made a
different move! 2!

395
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:25,258
Dr. Chernous.

396
00:23:25,356 --> 00:23:29,434
She personally took alcohol and cigarettes
to a patient into the ward!

397
00:23:29,762 --> 00:23:31,858
Bravo, doctor!
2!

398
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:37,014
Dr. Lobanov! He decided that he is most
experienced

399
00:23:37,152 --> 00:23:40,480
and sent a granny to the Other World.
3.

400
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:43,181
I'm kidding. 2!

401
00:23:43,638 --> 00:23:45,063
Dr. Romanenko!

402
00:23:45,449 --> 00:23:50,239
He was hurrying home so much, that he
managed to question a patient in coma!

403
00:23:50,536 --> 00:23:51,239
2!

404
00:23:51,607 --> 00:23:57,046
And all this means, that you all will
remain here for the night shift!

405
00:24:02,111 --> 00:24:02,813
Asshole!

406
00:24:03,178 --> 00:24:05,163
I completely agree! 
And psycho!

407
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,036
He's not acting nicely with us!

408
00:24:07,722 --> 00:24:09,536
Oh yeah!
I completely forgot to say:

409
00:24:10,478 --> 00:24:12,750
Welcome! Hehe!

410
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,477
Good evening, doctor!

411
00:24:39,464 --> 00:24:40,756
I'm back!

412
00:24:42,305 --> 00:24:44,168
What do you mean you're back?!

413
00:24:44,497 --> 00:24:47,406
I don't feel good there.
I can't sleep there.

414
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,108
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