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Where are you headed so early?

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What do you mean where?

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Over there...

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It's over, you see.

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It will be over when I say![br]Discharge!

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What?

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That's how it's done!

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And you're saying that[br]"We're loosing him, we're loosing him!"

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Would you like some vitamins?

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Oh, yeah...

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Good morning, Andrey Evgen'evich!

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This is a matter of debate.

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The Chief Medical Officer (CMO) is asking for you.

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This phrase should be pronounced without a smile!

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Ehmm... Excuse me. I... ehmm...[br]it wasn't intentional.

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And please remind Anastasiya Konstantinovna,

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that I have ward rounds on Mondays.

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If she wants to talk with me, she should

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hospitalize herself to my ward

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Next time, I will do exactly that!

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Dr. Bykov, I have to talk with you!

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I have ward rounds!

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Starting today, 4 practitioners will join you.

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Nastya, you know that I am incapable of[br]finding common tongue with children.

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They are terrified of me and as a result[br]they pee themselves.

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Andrey Evgen'evich! First of all, not Nastya,[br]but Anastasiya Konstantinovna

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And second of all...

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I am the CMO, you know!

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Hi. How is doing with my favourite patient,[br]

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from which there were no complaints in[br]the past 3 months?

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He is still in coma.

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Good! No, bad.

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So, administer additional 20 cm3 of piracetam,[br]and send some blood for biochemistry.

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OK.

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And for me: 0.5 dark ale and something to chew.

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What do you mean?

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You look like a beer merchant[br]in this coat.

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Put yourself in shape!

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Andrey, please. Take them.[br]I'm asking you like a mother.

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My son is in this group.

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Well, now I'm certain that I won't take them,

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because he is 50% made of you,[br]and that by itself is over the top.

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Good day. Andrey Evgen'evich,[br]can I go to the funeral?

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It's too early.[br]I'll let you know when it is time.

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My husband died, which is the reason[br]I appeared here at you.

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Oh, in that case, of course.

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Thanks.

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Dr. Bykov.[br]As of today, you have 4 practitioners,

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this is not negotiable, I'm telling you this[br]as the CMO to her subordinate.

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Trouble!

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Shave Nikolachov's regio inguinalis from ward #5

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He has surgical operation tomorrow.

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Be extremely delicate, as for men[br]of his age it is a shock.

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You could at least put on a mask or[br]something, as my eyes start to water

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Hi Andy, give me a bottle of cognac.

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From which point in life started venereologists[br]to ask for cognac from therapists?

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It is you who should be getting cognac[br]for the secrecy.

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Yes, we should, but I'm out of it,

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so give me a bottle of cognac, ASAP!

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Kupitman,[br]how many days have you been drinking?

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Third.

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And if you are sincere?

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12th

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When you are drinking, do you eat?

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Only some porridge.

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So you're not.

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No.

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Lyubov Mikhaylovna,[br]prepare ward #4 for Dr. Kupitman.

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20 cm3 of isotonic solution with ascorbic[br]acid, and 6 cm3 of Aminophylline[br]personally from me.

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Lyubov Mikhaylovna, I'm delaying that[br]order, I'm still a doctor.

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I'm prescribing 400 cognac perorally

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You're not a doctor,

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You, are an alcoholic!

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Bykov!

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Since you gave up on drinking,

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with you...

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It's impossible to talk with you!

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Exactly.

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Who is this?

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This is my headache!

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Cool!

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My name is Andrey Evgen'evich Bykov.

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I'm the chief of the Therapy Ward

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and the supervisor of your residentship.

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So guess please,[br]what am I displeased of about all this?

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I hypothesize, that you dislike being the supervisor[br]of our residentship,

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as it would be silly to assume that you[br]do not like the position of[br]chief practitioner of the ward.

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Family name...

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Boris Arkadyevich Levin, Red Diploma

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You will be my little favourite.

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I always liked such little dumb smugs.

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I look better with such people around me.

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Rule #1: Forget the color of your diplomas

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and the fact that there is the word[br]"doctor" written in it.

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It is a lie.[br]You do not know shit.

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What do you mean nothing?

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Your name?

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Semyon.

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Lobanov.[br]I've been working like hell since grade 1

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I have shitloads of experience!

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Thanks for the bright allegory.

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Rule #2:

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Before you start killing people, I forbid[br]to prescribe anything, give council,

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or touch my patients with your hands[br]without me allowing first.

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But for you, colleague, for the especially[br]experienced one,

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I allow you to empty all bedpans completely[br]independently, on your own.

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And what made you laugh Dr. Erhhh...

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Romanenko.

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You should've been informed by Anastasiya[br]Konstantinovna about me.

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Oh, yeah! The son of the CMO!

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And because of that, you gonna get an[br]especially intensive course of education.

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Well, it seems that's all.

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And what about me?

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And who are you?

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Dr. Varya Chernous

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Female doctor?

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It won't work.

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And what shall I do?

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Change your gender, and then come back.

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So. Every day you will get grades.

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Those who get 2, will also get the night shift.

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Go ahead zombies.

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You will get your first patients.

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The task is simple:[br]

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Examine, interview, establish diagnose[br]and therapy.

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Then come back to me, report, disgrace,[br]listen to my indicative remarks

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and go away silently. Is that clear?

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Vetrova, Anna Vladimirovna.

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Hello.

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Hello.[br]Hello.

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She will be taken care of by today...

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Dr. Lenin!

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I'm Levin.

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Lenin suits you better. Heal![br]All the others after me!

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Oops!

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I'm sorry, I'll clean up.[br]Excuse me...

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Hello.

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I'm Borya.

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Arkadyevich.

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Mariya Ivanovna Andreyeva.

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85 years old.

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She will be taken care of by Dr...

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Lobanov!

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Be careful, her blood pressure fluctuates.

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Let's go onward...

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I'm sorry!

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Well, granny, here's the doctor!

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Andrey Evgen'evich, do you have a minute?

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Sure!

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It seems we didn't come to terms

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and we started to dislike each other[br]right from the beginning.

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But I know how to fix this.

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Hmm, an intrigue!

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Let's do so that I will come later,[br]and you will let me go home earlier.

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This way, we will keep our unpleasant [br]interactions with each other

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at a minimum necessary time.

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So you want to go home earlier?

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Well, I'm not against it.

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I have a patient exactly for you.

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Not even a patient, but simply a souvenir.

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Let's go!

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I'm entrusting you the most simple patient[br]in our ward.

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He's postsurgical,

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he should come to his senses after[br]the narcosis.

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Wait a second, but he is...

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Galya!

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Why didn't you change your coat already?[br]Go change!

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You'll wait until he wakes up,[br]you question him, and then you can go home.

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What? Simply question him?

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Yes! Simply question him.[br]Son of CMO.

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Thanks Andrey Evgen'evich.

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I knew, we will come to terms.

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Knock yourself out!

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I'm sorry!

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Andrey Evgen'evich!

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And who will you entrust me?

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You?

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I'm... I'm sorry!

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I'm sorry!

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I'm sorry!

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I decided to entrust you with the most[br]complicated patient of ours

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Nobody really knows what kind of[br]illness he has

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And our last hope remains to be...

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your fresh, unbiased point of view

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Thanks, Andrey Evgen'evich,[br]I won't let you down!

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Where in the hell did I sin that[br]much for this?!

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Before evening, doctor, small of the back[br]starts to feel strange

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legs are weak, before the rain[br]my knees start to hurt like hell

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and if I get full of cucumbers[br]before night...

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Granny, this is all... very interesting...

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On Friday, my side hurt sharply and[br]my back side was acting up

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Now! Where does it hurt exactly right now?

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Well, now... I have some headache

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Well, that's it granny, don't you worry,[br]we'll fix ya!

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We'll give you a nice shot of Verapamil,[br]and you'll run about like a young chick!

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This was the last item of the questionnaire,[br]let's get to the physical examination

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Emm, let me listen you

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Alright

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Huhhh!

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Is there something not alright?

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Everything is alright...[br]Simply... I... Simply... Emmm...

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Emmm... I didn't... finish with the questions

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Dre... Dress up or else... Emmm... Your big...[br]Emmm... A lot of questions remain for you!

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Emmm... Questions like... Emmm...

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Tell me please, emmm... you or your relatives,[br]emmm... did they have, emmm...[br]

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Dengue Fever? Hmm??

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Are you feeling unwell?

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I'm dying, you know

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What do you mean, you're dying?

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In great agony

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Don't despair, maybe not everything is lost

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Meaning?

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I'll talk to Dr. Bykov and maybe he'll help[br]and you won't die

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So, you're from Dr. Bykov?

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Yes, this is my first day

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And maybe this one is my last...

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Your Bykov said this yesterday himself

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You have only 2 days left, Vanya

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You lived out your days already...

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But maybe I could help you somehow??

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I'm begging you, go get some cognac quickly!

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Go for cognac?!

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Alright, going for cognac!

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Here, here, it should be enough...

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Yes of course, I'll return in a moment!

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And some cigarettes, those thin types,[br]light ones... Quickly! Quickly!

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Mariya Ivanovna! How do you feel?

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In the morning it was a bit bad,

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I had some headache...

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But now, it's better. The doctor gave me[br]an injection, and all feels much better now

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What injection and what doctor?

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Well... This one... With the big face...[br]Looks like Mickey Mouse

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Ahamm... It means Lobanov is now giving[br]injections on his own. Well OK.

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Don't drink!

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Not even a bit of vodka?

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Well, Lobanov, Lobanov...

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What did you inject into the granny?

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Heee...?

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I'm asking: what did you inject into[br]the granny, you harm maker?!

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Emmm... Verapamil...

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And have you checked her medical records?!

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No, what for?

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She has allergies for Verapamil

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So, and... What happened?

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That's it! Anaphylactic shock.[br]Your granny is gone

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The old rag died in[br]great convulsions

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Congratulations! You opened up[br]your own cemetery today, colleague!

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Don't your blame yourself sweety.[br]How could you know?

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You simply wanted to help, but look how it[br]turned out...

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For... Forgive me! Gra-gra-granny...!

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Stop killing yourself over it, I lived long[br]enough already

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And don't feel sorry for me

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It is more difficult for you than me now

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But don't worry. I won't tell[br]anyone now, that

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IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!!

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YOURS!!!

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I need the address of Mariya Ivanovna[br]Andreyeva from Ward #5

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Of Andreyeva?

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Mariya Ivanovna.

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Write it down

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Why do you need it?

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I have to apologize

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I'm guilty

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Maybe you... Emmm... Did you live near big[br]factories? That produce fertilizers, cyclophosphates

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or sodium silicate?

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No!

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No. Well...[br]Alright, alright, another question then...

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And are there many questions remaining?

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Emmm... A lot... A lot...

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Well, what's up?

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Are you finished here?

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What is this bullshit?!

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What were you doing here for two hours?!

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I was questioning the patient

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You should've examined her a long time ago!

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Take off your clothes

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Calm down!

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Stethoscope into you ears!

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I can't

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Why?

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Well... Emmm...

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Erecting muscle... of[br]manhood... organ is... tense

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For 2 hours?!

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I'm impressed!

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Let's go

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And what about me?

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And you, you are above any praise

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Why were you so tense?! The job was worldly

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There were so big... dugs

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Yes, those dugs were really big, but[br]you should act like a real doctor

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And how do real doctors act in[br]situations such as this?

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Go to the showers, and let the steam out

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How exactly?

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Soften up

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You mean...

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Don't pick words, you know exactly[br]what I mean!

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And is this really allowed??

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Of course!

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This was proposed by Burdenko in the[br]Russian-Turk company...

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What shall I say...?[br]I was there today... 4 times. Yes?

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OK, go, go! Get in shape![br]And continue the examination!

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Lyubov Mikhailovna!

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What kind of a mess do you have in there?!

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Why? What is there?

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Go and have a look!

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Heey! What the...?

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I told you so! A mess!

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To hell with this!

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I had a lot of good stuff[br]in my life in any case

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I served 5 years on a nuclear submarine

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We cruised around America... We were[br]collecting intelligence all the time...

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But they did not let me go to space

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You are not suitable, you Kupitman

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Well, because of my nationality I recon

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Alright, Varya

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Thank you

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You helped me a lot

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But let me do something else for you again!

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Go

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I have to be alone...

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Remember those who I forgot...

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I'll remember...

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What kind of a person I am?!

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And I'm not even ashamed...

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Hey, Andrey Evgen'evich![br]Here you are!

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And I'm running around the whole ward[br]looking for you!

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Humor me!

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Everything's normal! The patient woke up,[br]I questioned him. Can I go?

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Woke up?

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Well, yeah!

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What's he sayin'?

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Everything's normal he says!

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No complaints, condition is satisfactory,[br]clear consciousness. I'm going, yeah?

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No, wait a second! We'll go together.

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But where? Together?

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What do you mean where? To the[br]Ministry of Healthcare!

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But what for?

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They will give you a medal.

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For what?

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What do you mean what for?

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You, by yourself, without any medications,[br]pulled out a patient from coma

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And after 3 months of lying in coma the[br]patient has clear consciousness,

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talks clearly, [br]and does not have any complaints!

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This is a medal!

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Dr. Chernous! What happened?

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Andrey Evgen'evich!

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Why is everything so unfair?

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Why such good people need to pass away?

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He's only 40.

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Who?

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That patient that you gave me

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That has only 2 day to live

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Did he tell you this?

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It was told to him by you![br]Don't you even remember?!

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Oh, I remember now! And what kind of an[br]illness does your patient have?

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But I don't know.

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Nobody knows!

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And what does his medical record say?

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I did not look at it

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Doctors only believe in facts

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You were required to look into[br]his medical records

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And the brain of a doctor should[br]work in its entirety

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And not only the tear ducts

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So this means that he is not dying?!

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Even better! He's not even a[br]patient of ward!

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Good evening, colleges!

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Is that you?!

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It is me, Varya

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And this is for you. For the most humane[br]doctor of this day.

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Don't cry Varya. You saved the life of a human

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But your supervisor, thanks to his caddish[br]behaviour, refused

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Enough of acting up![br]Let's go, we need to talk...

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Don't touch me!!

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Varya. You shouldn't be so trusting.

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You should've at least check out my[br]medical records!

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I already told that! And these are my[br]students anyway!

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Thanks anyway, Varya...!

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Let's remember my Vasiliy Stepanovich.[br]May he rest is peace.

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But the ambulance is all at fault![br](NOTE: ambulance="rapid help" in russian)

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It was called and called again!

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And it never came...

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Hello

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Forgive me!

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I'm guilty.

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Aren't you ashamed of yourself?! Hmm?!

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Go, get the hell out of here, sinner!

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And you call yourself "rapid"?![br](NOTE: in this case it refers to ambulance)

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Well?! Gentlemen quacksalvers?

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Let's state some facts!

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I'm reminding you: Those who get a grade 2,[br]will remain for the night shift.

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So, what do we have?

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Doctor Levin was caught in the middle of[br]a handwork in the showers

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But you yourself told me...

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I meant cold shower, but you made a[br]different move! 2!

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Dr. Chernous.

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She personally took alcohol and cigarettes[br]to a patient into the ward!

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Bravo, doctor![br]2!

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Dr. Lobanov! He decided that he is most[br]experienced

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and sent a granny to the Other World.[br]3.

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I'm kidding. 2!

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Dr. Romanenko!

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He was hurrying home so much, that he[br]managed to question a patient in coma!

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2!

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And all this means, that you all will[br]remain here for the night shift!

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Asshole!

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I completely agree! [br]And psycho!

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He's not acting nicely with us!

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Oh yeah![br]I completely forgot to say:

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Welcome! Hehe!

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Good evening, doctor!

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I'm back!

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What do you mean you're back?!

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I don't feel good there.[br]I can't sleep there.

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