WEBVTT 00:00:00.395 --> 00:00:01.671 -What's happening, guys? 00:00:01.671 --> 00:00:04.156 You guys know what I'm not gonna do? 00:00:04.156 --> 00:00:08.691 I'm not not gonna show you this video of this girl sledding behind this truck. 00:00:08.691 --> 00:00:12.401 [We R Who We R playing] 00:00:14.170 --> 00:00:17.578 [chuckles] This can only end well. 00:00:21.116 --> 00:00:23.204 [onlookers scream] 00:00:23.204 --> 00:00:27.549 All right, is it just me or did that girl just get bodied by a f--king Golden Retriever? 00:00:27.549 --> 00:00:29.466 -Hut, hut, hike! 00:00:29.466 --> 00:00:32.034 -And wait, was that Kesha there we're listening to? 00:00:32.034 --> 00:00:35.209 [We R Who We R plays] 00:00:35.209 --> 00:00:36.245 Well I believe it was. 00:00:36.245 --> 00:00:38.986 This particular video only has 2,000 views so far 00:00:38.986 --> 00:00:40.323 so it wasn't really viral, 00:00:40.323 --> 00:00:42.429 but thank you for sending it to me 'cause it's awesome. 00:00:42.429 --> 00:00:45.581 I just wanted to point out that luckily at the end of the video 00:00:45.581 --> 00:00:47.624 it looks like the girl turned out okay 00:00:47.624 --> 00:00:49.154 and the dog was probably fine too. 00:00:49.154 --> 00:00:52.664 See, my theory is that dog was actually getting revenge on that girl. 00:00:52.664 --> 00:00:54.903 -Remember that time you chased me with the vacuum cleaner? 00:00:54.903 --> 00:00:56.976 Boom! Headshot, biotch! 00:00:56.976 --> 00:01:00.906 -No, but seriously, that's what you get for listening to Kesha. 00:01:00.906 --> 00:01:03.739 Now this is a first on this show 00:01:03.739 --> 00:01:06.641 and I'm not sure how else to describe it other than saying 00:01:06.641 --> 00:01:08.279 this is a first. 00:01:08.279 --> 00:01:14.194 [Urkel Dance playing] 00:01:19.886 --> 00:01:22.258 All right, first of all, that s--t is hilarious. 00:01:22.258 --> 00:01:25.934 Now this is the kind of video that like the Japanese see this and they say, 00:01:25.934 --> 00:01:27.191 "Oh, what now? 00:01:27.191 --> 00:01:30.380 You Americans accuse us of making f--ked up videos." 00:01:30.380 --> 00:01:34.697 No but seriously, I know this guy is doing this Steve Urkel dance, but ladies, 00:01:34.697 --> 00:01:38.475 I am hiring homeboy here to strip at your next bachelorette party. 00:01:38.475 --> 00:01:40.012 No but for real for real, 00:01:40.012 --> 00:01:42.018 that dude is my f--king hero. 00:01:42.018 --> 00:01:44.002 look at him there just cheesin'. 00:01:44.002 --> 00:01:46.324 Wearing a little bow tie, not giving a f--k. 00:01:46.324 --> 00:01:48.569 He's even got that Steve Urkel laugh down too. 00:01:48.569 --> 00:01:51.049 -[laughs and snorts] 00:01:51.049 --> 00:01:55.027 -Holy s--t guys, seriously, that may have been the greatest thing I have ever seen. 00:01:55.027 --> 00:01:56.309 I'm not even playin' 00:01:56.309 --> 00:01:57.701 and people must agree with me. 00:01:57.701 --> 00:02:01.311 This video went viral really quick with 400,000 in five days. 00:02:01.311 --> 00:02:05.093 And of course I look in the comments of the video and see the inevitable. 00:02:05.093 --> 00:02:07.065 "Is it wrong if this gave me a boner?" 00:02:07.065 --> 00:02:09.683 Yes, yes, I believe it is wrong. 00:02:09.683 --> 00:02:12.213 No, but if you look in the corner of the video, 00:02:12.213 --> 00:02:15.088 you'll see a name that some of you probably recognize. 00:02:15.088 --> 00:02:17.361 Of course this video was made by Dcigs. 00:02:17.361 --> 00:02:19.157 Remember the angry black man? 00:02:19.157 --> 00:02:20.225 Now I pointed this out before, 00:02:20.225 --> 00:02:24.186 but Dcigs is really good at making organic viral videos, 00:02:24.186 --> 00:02:26.170 videos that people just want to pass around. 00:02:26.170 --> 00:02:28.765 I mean, how can you not pass this one around? 00:02:28.765 --> 00:02:30.999 Send it to your grandma, she'll love it. 00:02:30.999 --> 00:02:34.581 So anyway, Dcigs, good job on another one and 00:02:34.581 --> 00:02:36.626 dude who dances like Urkel, 00:02:36.626 --> 00:02:39.233 man, you're my f--king hero. 00:02:39.233 --> 00:02:42.934 All right, last video, of course this is the big one. 00:02:42.934 --> 00:02:46.319 Not because it's such an amazing video, but because it happened on TV. 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:50.163 Then, of course, everyone came to YouTube to find the clip and that s--t blew up. 00:02:50.163 --> 00:02:53.245 And there are tons of copies of this like everywhere. 00:02:53.245 --> 00:02:57.191 All right, so there's this reporter here, Serene Branson, 00:02:57.191 --> 00:02:58.292 I hope I'm saying that right. 00:02:58.292 --> 00:02:59.997 Now she's covering the Grammys. 00:02:59.997 --> 00:03:06.554 And literally this clip is just her f--king up her words on live TV pretty badly. 00:03:06.554 --> 00:03:11.031 -Well, a very very heavy--uh--heavy der--pertation tonight. 00:03:11.031 --> 00:03:13.445 We had a very darse darson... 00:03:13.445 --> 00:03:16.548 Bye, let's go ahead Terra Tazinish dubet ba-hebu pet... 00:03:16.548 --> 00:03:19.389 -I'm sorry, what the f--k did she just say? 00:03:25.358 --> 00:03:26.981 What, are we suddenly watching Univision? 00:03:26.981 --> 00:03:28.922 I mean, I'm not sure what language that was in. 00:03:28.922 --> 00:03:31.763 Is she some sort of android or something? I'm scared. 00:03:31.763 --> 00:03:34.671 Is she like one of those Stepford wives and she's having a malfunction? 00:03:34.671 --> 00:03:38.253 Ma'am, I believe your CD is scratched, 'cause you keep skipping. 00:03:38.253 --> 00:03:41.356 -Bye, let's go ahead Terra Tazinish dubet ba-hebu pet... 00:03:41.356 --> 00:03:44.002 dubet bahe-bu pet, he-pu pet, pet-pet-pet-pet-pet... 00:03:44.002 --> 00:03:47.111 -No really but I saw this video and I laughed 'cause it was funny 00:03:47.111 --> 00:03:51.423 but then I read that she was talking like that on air 'cause she had a mild stroke. 00:03:51.423 --> 00:03:53.848 Yeah, that's the kind of the thing that will make you go, 00:03:53.848 --> 00:03:56.124 "Ahahaha! Oh..." 00:03:56.124 --> 00:03:58.585 But then, I read on her Twitter account, 00:03:58.585 --> 00:04:01.056 she wrote that she didn't have a stroke; she was just nervous. 00:04:01.056 --> 00:04:05.319 And then I got all happy inside 'cause then I knew I could make fun of it without feeling bad like, 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:07.734 "Ahahahahaha, you stupid b----!" 00:04:07.734 --> 00:04:10.153 Now come on, I'm kidding, she's not stupid, 00:04:10.153 --> 00:04:11.681 she just messed up on air. 00:04:11.681 --> 00:04:13.797 She got caught in a bad moment 00:04:13.797 --> 00:04:16.975 it could happen to anyone it will probably do nothing but boost her career. 00:04:16.975 --> 00:04:21.050 My personal theory is she was reacting to that dude's Urkel dance. 00:04:21.050 --> 00:04:23.802 -Well, a very very heavy--uh-- 00:04:23.802 --> 00:04:25.770 [Urkel Dance playing] 00:04:25.770 --> 00:04:28.028 heavy der--pertation tonight. 00:04:29.166 --> 00:04:30.951 Let's go ahead Terra Tazin... 00:04:32.382 --> 00:04:34.694 ish dubet ba-hebu pet... 00:04:34.694 --> 00:04:36.480 -No come on, I do feel bad for her 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:39.580 which is why I don't recommend that you remix the video like... 00:04:39.580 --> 00:04:42.703 [remixed speech] 00:04:42.703 --> 00:04:44.226 Yeah, I'm a horrible person, I know. 00:04:44.226 --> 00:04:45.814 But you know what's never horrible? 00:04:45.814 --> 00:04:49.140 The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, 00:04:49.140 --> 00:04:50.226 and he said... 00:04:50.226 --> 00:04:52.223 -Hey, my comment question of the day is 00:04:52.223 --> 00:04:53.953 what's so awkward about your morning? 00:04:53.953 --> 00:04:56.496 -So, what's so awkward about your morning? 00:04:56.496 --> 00:04:59.700 Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below 00:04:59.700 --> 00:05:01.748 or on Facebook or Twitter. 00:05:01.748 --> 00:05:03.619 But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. 00:05:03.619 --> 00:05:06.062 I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. 00:05:06.062 --> 00:05:07.641 So tell me guys, 00:05:07.641 --> 00:05:08.941 who has the golden ticket? 00:05:08.941 --> 00:05:16.279 [My Balls playing] 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:20.830 Captioned by SpongeSebastian 00:05:42.861 --> 00:05:45.018 -We had a very darse darson... 00:05:45.018 --> 00:05:47.993 Bye, let's go ahead Terra Tazinish dubet ba-hebu pet...