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-What's happening, guys?

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You guys know what I'm not gonna do?

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I'm not not gonna show you this video of this girl sledding behind this truck.

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[We R Who We R playing]

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[chuckles] This can only end well.

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[onlookers scream]

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All right, is it just me or did that girl just get bodied by a f--king Golden Retriever?

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-Hut, hut, hike!

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-And wait, was that Kesha there we're listening to?

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[We R Who We R plays]

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Well I believe it was.

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This particular video only has 2,000 views so far

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so it wasn't really viral,

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but thank you for sending it to me 'cause it's awesome.

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I just wanted to point out that luckily at the end of the video

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it looks like the girl turned out okay

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and the dog was probably fine too.

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See, my theory is that dog was actually getting revenge on that girl.

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-Remember that time you chased me with the vacuum cleaner?

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Boom! Headshot, biotch!

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-No, but seriously, that's what you get for listening to Kesha.

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Now this is a first on this show

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and I'm not sure how else to describe it other than saying

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this is a first.

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[Urkel Dance playing]

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All right, first of all, that s--t is hilarious.

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Now this is the kind of video that like the Japanese see this and they say,

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"Oh, what now?

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You Americans accuse us of making f--ked up videos."

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No but seriously, I know this guy is doing this Steve Urkel dance, but ladies,

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I am hiring homeboy here to strip at your next bachelorette party.

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No but for real for real,

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that dude is my f--king hero.

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look at him there just cheesin'.

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Wearing a little bow tie, not giving a f--k.

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He's even got that Steve Urkel laugh down too.

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-[laughs and snorts]

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-Holy s--t guys, seriously, that may have been the greatest thing I have ever seen.

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I'm not even playin'

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and people must agree with me.

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This video went viral really quick with 400,000 in five days.

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And of course I look in the comments of the video and see the inevitable.

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"Is it wrong if this gave me a boner?"

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Yes, yes, I believe it is wrong.

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No, but if you look in the corner of the video,

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you'll see a name that some of you probably recognize.

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Of course this video was made by Dcigs.

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Remember the angry black man?

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Now I pointed this out before,

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but Dcigs is really good at making organic viral videos,

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videos that people just want to pass around.

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I mean, how can you not pass this one around?

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Send it to your grandma, she'll love it.

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So anyway, Dcigs, good job on another one and

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dude who dances like Urkel,

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man, you're my f--king hero.

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All right, last video, of course this is the big one.

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Not because it's such an amazing video, but because it happened on TV.

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Then, of course, everyone came to YouTube to find the clip and that s--t blew up.

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And there are tons of copies of this like everywhere.

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All right, so there's this reporter here, Serene Branson,

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I hope I'm saying that right.

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Now she's covering the Grammys.

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And literally this clip is just her f--king up her words on live TV pretty badly.

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-Well, a very very heavy--uh--heavy der--pertation tonight.

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We had a very darse darson...

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Bye, let's go ahead Terra Tazinish dubet ba-hebu pet...

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-I'm sorry, what the f--k did she just say?

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What, are we suddenly watching Univision?

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I mean, I'm not sure what language that was in.

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Is she some sort of android or something? I'm scared.

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Is she like one of those Stepford wives and she's having a malfunction?

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Ma'am, I believe your CD is scratched, 'cause you keep skipping.

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-Bye, let's go ahead Terra Tazinish dubet ba-hebu pet...

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dubet bahe-bu pet, he-pu pet, pet-pet-pet-pet-pet...

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-No really but I saw this video and I laughed 'cause it was funny

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but then I read that she was talking like that on air 'cause she had a mild stroke.

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Yeah, that's the kind of the thing that will make you go,

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"Ahahaha! Oh..."

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But then, I read on her Twitter account,

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she wrote that she didn't have a stroke; she was just nervous.

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And then I got all happy inside 'cause then I knew I could make fun of it without feeling bad like,

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"Ahahahahaha, you stupid b----!"

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Now come on, I'm kidding, she's not stupid,

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she just messed up on air.

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She got caught in a bad moment

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it could happen to anyone it will probably do nothing but boost her career.

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My personal theory is she was reacting to that dude's Urkel dance.

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-Well, a very very heavy--uh--

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[Urkel Dance playing]

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heavy der--pertation tonight.

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Let's go ahead Terra Tazin...

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ish dubet ba-hebu pet...

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-No come on, I do feel bad for her

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which is why I don't recommend that you remix the video like...

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[remixed speech]

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Yeah, I'm a horrible person, I know.

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But you know what's never horrible?

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The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!,

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and he said...

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-Hey, my comment question of the day is

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what's so awkward about your morning?

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-So, what's so awkward about your morning?

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Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below

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or on Facebook or Twitter.

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But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.

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I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.

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So tell me guys,

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who has the golden ticket?

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[My Balls playing]

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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-We had a very darse darson...

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Bye, let's go ahead Terra Tazinish dubet ba-hebu pet...