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I’m really happy that John Reynolds is here.

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Come on up, John,

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and he’s going to announce a brand new social media platform called twirlr.

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Please welcome John Reynolds.

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We are very excited to launch our new platform,

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I do have to ask you to turn off all your mobile devices.

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It that’s okay, news of this won’t break until 6pm and we’ll like to keep it quiet.

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It would be really great if there was no sharing of information at all, until-

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You want us to turn our devices off?

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I'm sorry sir. I can't comply.

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I have got to be online all the tiiiiiiime.

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Let me tell you how my life works!

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At breakfast I'm tweeting.

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I'm tweeting while I'm eating.

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Cause everything I ever do

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I want the world to see it too.

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I'm surfing. I'm typing, and also I am Skyping.

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So who are you to tell us no?

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I'm putting this on Vimeo (ooooo) (ooooo)

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Gotta Share! Gotta Share!

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Don't you dare try to tell us not to share.

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No we're not bitter. (share)

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We just need twitter. (to share)

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Oh my God I have to put this on Facebook!

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It's so great. I can't wait. To write my status update.

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Wish I could share this with my cat.

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There's gotta be an app for that.

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I spend all my Fridays uploading pics to MySpace.

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Is anyone else here still on MySpace?

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No! Gotta Share. Gotta Share.

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On FourSquare, I'm the mayor of this room.

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Share all of your mysteries. Share your purchase histories. (share)

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I never knew that all of you were so interconnected.

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I expected some Facebook friending,

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but now I see this song is trending.

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Wow, our song is getting big!

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Now it's reached the top of Digg.

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YouTube, Tumblr, also Reddit.

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Looks like BoingBoing also spread it.

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Tons of people just ReTweeted.

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All those people must have seen it.

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Gotta share. Gotta share. Gotta share.

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Life's not worth living if you're not online.

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Gotta share. Gotta share. Gotta share.

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To try to stop us is completely asinine.

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Gotta share. Gotta share. We gotta share!

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Unfortunately, that's the end of my time.

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Thank you.