Hahahaha! Here I go!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!!

Hmm...

Awesome!

Someone needs our help!

What is it about "henchman for life"
that you don't understand?

Oh, come on!

Dude! It's Marceline the Vampire Queen!

Can't you find the compassion
to release this poor old body?

"Henchman for life" means

<i>"henchman for life!"</i>

You still petrified of vampires?

No... I'm not...

Fall on the ground for me!

Yes, Mistress.

Now cry for me!

Okay. I don't want to cry,
but I shall cry for you.

Hey! Cut that out!

Oh! If it isn't my favorite
little goodie-two-shoes Finn!

Stop making this poor old dude cry!

I can make him do
whatever I want. Watch.

Henchman, amuse me.

Stop it!

Now hop around in a circle.

Oh, no. Don't worry, sir,
I'll see to it you get set free.

Oh, and how're ya
gonna pull <i>that</i> off, hero?

I'll do what I need to.
I'll even take his place!

Dude, what?!

Do you mean it?

Uh... well...

Heck yeah!

Deal! Old henchman, you're free.

Whoo-hoo!

What're you <i>doing</i>, man?

Hey, Jake....

BLEH!!

EEH!

I couldn't watch that old man suffer.
My code of honor wouldn't allow it.

"Oh, my code of honor
wouldn't allow it."

Rrrr...

HEY!

Yes, Jake?

<i>What would you like to talk about?!</i>

AAAH!

I wanna help you outta this, man, but...
she scares the filling out of my donut.

Let's just leave.

I can't. As a hero, I'm bound by my

- WOOOOORD!!
- FINN!

Don't worry, dude!
I'll figure something out!