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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was a kid I used to think that pork chops and karate chops were the same thing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought they were both karate chops
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and because my grandmother thought it was cute and because they were my favorite
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she let me keep doing it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not really a bit deal
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one day before I realized fat kids weren't designed to climb trees
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fell out of a tree and bruised the right side of my body
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't want to tell my grandmother about it because I was scared I'd get in trouble for playing somewhere I shouldn't have been
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A few days later the gym teacher noticed the bruise and I got sent to the principals office
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from there I was sent to another small room with a really nice lady who ask me all kinds of questions about my life at home
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw no reason to lie as far as I was concerned
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life was pretty good
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told her whenever I am sad my grandmother gives me karate chops
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this led to a full scale investigation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was removed from the house for three days until they finally decided to ask how I got the bruises
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,news of this silly little story quickly spread through the school and I earned my first nick name
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pork Chop
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To this day
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate pork chops
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not the only kid who grew up this way
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surrounded by people who used to say that rhyme
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about sticks and stones as if broken bones hurt more than the names we got called
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we got called them all
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we grew up believing no one would ever fall in love with us
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we'd be lonely forever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we'd never meet someone to make us feel like the sun was something they build for us in their tool shed
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so broken heart strings bled the blues as we tried to empty ourselves so we would feel nothing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't tell me that hurts less than a broken bone
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that an ingrown life is something surgeons can cut away
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that theres no way for it to metastisize it does
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she was 8 years old