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Toen ik een kind was, dacht ik dat varkenslappen en karatetrappen hetzelfde waren

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Ik dacht dat ze allebei varkenslappen waren

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en omdat mijn oma het lief vond en omdat het mijn favoriete eten was

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zei ze er niets van

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niet zo'n probleem

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op een dag, voordat ik wist dat dikke kinderen er niet voor gemaakt zijn om in bomen te klimmen

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viel ik uit een boom en bezeerde de rechterkant van mijn lichaam

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Ik wilde het niet tegen mijn oma zeggen omdat ik bang was dat ik gestraft zou worden omdat ik ergens speelde waar het niet mocht

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Een paar dagen later zag de gymleraar de blauwe plek en werd ik naar de directeur gestuurd

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van daaruit stuurden ze me naar een ander klein kamertje met een zeer aardige dame die mijn allerlei vragen stelde over mijn leven thuis

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