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Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.32,0:00:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good evening, ladies, gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.23,0:00:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,soldiers, hipsters, pseudo–intellectuals,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.64,0:00:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,students, baristas,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.42,0:00:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,green party affiliates,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.22,0:00:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.35,0:00:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve. (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.45,0:00:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so very much
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.09,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the warm welcome\Nthat I could only assume
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.26,0:00:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you would give me\Nwhen I wrote this in advance.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.13,0:00:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.84,0:00:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is so very humbling
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.40,0:00:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be standing here before\Nso many people I know nothing about.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.52,0:00:50.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.31,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But statistics are helpful.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.56,0:00:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that at least one of you\Nwas probably called Steve.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.38,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that many of you\Nare probably women.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.69,0:01:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that the rest of you\Nare likely to be men.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.31,0:01:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that at least one of you voted\Nfor the current Prime Minister.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.78,0:01:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if that one person was you,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.25,0:01:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would keep very quiet about that here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.09,0:01:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.99,0:01:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should not have come here today.\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.90,0:01:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not a safe environment for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.36,0:01:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.81,0:01:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I promise you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.66,0:01:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.97,0:01:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you are that one person,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.11,0:01:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you would quietly\Napproach me after the event,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.12,0:01:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get you out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.22,0:01:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.40,0:01:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you didn't vote for National,\NTEDx is a wonderful thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.36,0:01:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.02,0:01:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a tremendous event where people\Nof incredibly like-minds come together
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.43,0:02:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to share what they believe\Nto be profound and challenging thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.29,0:02:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And yet for some reason,\Neveryone sits and nods in agreement.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.03,0:02:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.63,0:02:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Audiences are treated\Nto speaker after speaker,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.63,0:02:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or elevated individual,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.28,0:02:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who one after the other talk about things
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.64,0:02:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that inspire other people\Nto talk about things.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.45,0:02:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.63,0:02:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a line about the sponsors here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.64,0:02:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it was suggested that I remove it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.14,0:02:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.26,0:02:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bow to your corporate overlords, TEDx.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.54,0:02:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Know your place.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.44,0:02:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But as I was saying...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.37,0:02:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.23,0:02:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I was saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.68,0:02:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TEDx is a wonderful place where\Npeople of all races, colors, and creeds,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.43,0:02:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but mostly white people... (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.42,0:02:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come together to spread ideas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.40,0:02:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.89,0:03:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A 111 emergency loan line service.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.13,0:03:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take that home with you today. (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.17,0:03:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we know what TEDx is,\Nand that TEDx is great,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.74,0:03:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we all feel quiet enlightened,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.74,0:03:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but why am I here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.61,0:03:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.19,0:03:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is Ben Uffindell standing before you\Non a beautifully decorated stage?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.35,0:03:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With beaming lights bearing down upon him,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.95,0:03:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a timer in front of him
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.49,0:03:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's, quite honestly,\Nfreaking me out right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.92,0:03:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.87,0:03:36.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's going down faster than it should.\NI want that checked.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.31,0:03:38.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.32,0:03:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What gives me the right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.14,0:03:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here today because\Nin mid March of this year,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.97,0:03:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I started a website called The Civilian.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.22,0:03:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For those of you who read The Civilian,\Nit needs no introduction,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.60,0:03:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it already has one,\Non the side, on the "About Us" tab.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.89,0:03:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.79,0:04:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you haven't seen it, then you should\Nclick around more, live a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.29,0:04:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.26,0:04:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you're not familiar\Nwith The Civilian,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.48,0:04:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me briefly explain to you what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.55,0:04:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Civilian is a satirical newspaper,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.15,0:04:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,much like its American counterpart,\NThe Onion.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.77,0:04:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A satirical newspaper
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.94,0:04:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a newspaper that essentially conducts
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.91,0:04:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an ongoing and elaborate\Nparody of the news.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.21,0:04:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We run headlines such as
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.15,0:04:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"An overpay debacle\Nsolved by restarting computer."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.78,0:04:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.12,0:04:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And most recently,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.42,0:04:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Nation struggles to masturbate\Nthe Len Brown Affair."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.32,0:04:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.42,0:04:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I started writing The Civilian,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.88,0:04:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many people around me said to me:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.48,0:04:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ben, a lot of people are going\Nto take these stories seriously."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.96,0:04:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.15,0:04:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at the time, I said to those people,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.08,0:05:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, no, that's ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.00,0:05:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No sensibly thinking human being
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.73,0:05:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could possibly ever mistake these\Nfor the truth."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.78,0:05:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've spent the last 7 months\Neating humble pie.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.98,0:05:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.52,0:05:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the first articles that I ran\Non The Civilian was titled:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.65,0:05:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"North Korea threatens New Zealand\Nwith nuclear attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.16,0:05:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing we can do, says Key."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.46,0:05:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.72,0:05:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And within hours,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.33,0:05:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it had spread to every corner\Nof the internet you can imagine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.16,0:05:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And everyone was panicked, and terrified.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.90,0:05:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And believed that they were\Nabout to face the imminent doom.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.91,0:05:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seared into my memory forever
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.50,0:05:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the Twitter conversation\Nbetween two teenage girls
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.12,0:05:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who were absolutely mortified,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.22,0:05:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,telling one another they loved each other,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.95,0:05:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and saying their goodbyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.02,0:06:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.95,0:06:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just this week, The Civilian\Npublished a story titled:
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.07,0:06:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Stewart Island to be renamed Harry Styles\Nas a result of an online poll."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.75,0:06:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.65,0:06:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I have a collection of some 400 tweets
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.51,0:06:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of excited One Direction fans\Nfrom all around the globe...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.74,0:06:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.89,0:06:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who want to come to New Zealand,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.35,0:06:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to, as one girl put it,\Nbe on Harry Styles.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.01,0:06:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.42,0:06:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as if that weren't enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.96,0:06:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is true,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.90,0:06:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Dutch Wikipedia,\Npresently, as of today,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.52,0:06:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lists the English name\Nfor Stewart Island as Harry Styles.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.24,0:06:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.70,0:07:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But perhaps more fascinating to me\Nthan people believing The Civilian,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.18,0:07:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is people who don't believe it,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.12,0:07:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or who realize what it really is,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.11,0:07:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they're angry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.24,0:07:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get emails to the effect of "Why?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.72,0:07:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you do this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.11,0:07:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you write something\Nthat's not true?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.86,0:07:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.61,0:07:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you may laugh, fair enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.48,0:07:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I actually found this to be\Na rather poignant question,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.94,0:07:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's something that\NI've been thinking about a lot lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.08,0:07:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And God forbid, your laughter\Nis pushing me over the time limit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.67,0:07:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.33,0:07:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I know that when people\Nbook me for a TEDx talk,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.73,0:07:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they expect me to be funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.84,0:07:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine. I mean, that's my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.58,0:08:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'd just like\Nto take a moment, if I may,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.60,0:08:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be very earnest about something,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.26,0:08:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and about what satire is to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.99,0:08:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One year ago...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.84,0:08:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was working as an English tutor,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.29,0:08:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was teaching kids,\Nyou know, vital lessons,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.39,0:08:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the very real connections
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.82,0:08:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between Shakespeare's Othello\Nand The Matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.90,0:08:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.72,0:08:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't have the kind of platform\Nthat I have now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.51,0:08:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I did have a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.08,0:08:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a life that I was\Nvery, very lucky to have.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.53,0:08:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at the time, I didn't know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.19,0:09:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't in a very happy place.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.18,0:09:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I didn't know it because...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.14,0:09:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was too busy worrying about my future\Nto appreciate what I had in the present.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.45,0:09:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this year, I've gained a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.84,0:09:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.97,0:09:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, to me, that's a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.35,0:09:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I've lost a lot as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.79,0:09:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've lost a lot of the things\Nthat last year I took for granted.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.52,0:09:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had a rough couple of months.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.37,0:09:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.02,0:09:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when you start to feel that way...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.65,0:09:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes it's very easy\Nto feel disconnected.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.62,0:09:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To isolate yourself, to feel separate.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.96,0:09:58.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And once upon a time,\Nthat would have been me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.70,0:10:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm lucky,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.16,0:10:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I get to wake up every morning
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.73,0:10:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and do something that is about\Nmaking connections.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.14,0:10:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get to piece together narratives\Nin my own way,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.51,0:10:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get to take events\Nfrom the world around me
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.63,0:10:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put them into digestible narratives\Nthat people can consume.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.45,0:10:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And to me, that's not actually\Nthat different to what the news does.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.53,0:10:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The news just takes abstract facts\Nand processes them
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.44,0:10:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into consumable narratives,\Nthat we can all understand,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.56,0:10:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we can relate to,\Nand make us feel something.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.41,0:10:38.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's why I do what I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.27,0:10:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It helps me to feel connected,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.90,0:10:43.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and stay connected, and stay happy,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.14,0:10:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when things aren't always going my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.66,0:10:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes The Civilian, in its coverage,\Nhas treated some...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.44,0:11:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reasonably serious events
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.21,0:11:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with not much seriousness.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.38,0:11:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has, you know, found fun\Nin some rather serious issues.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.22,0:11:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has had fun in the midst of misery.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.01,0:11:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And to many, that might be insensitive,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.92,0:11:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it might seem wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.75,0:11:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you could be right. It might be.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.51,0:11:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes, I feel a little bit bad myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.12,0:11:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But understand that it is not born\Nout of just silly humor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.81,0:11:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is not born out of\Nthoughtless derision.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.47,0:11:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is born out of the belief, the idea,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.61,0:11:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that even in our worst moments,\Nthere is humor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.07,0:11:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That even in the darkest places,\Nthere is light.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.86,0:11:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that no matter what,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.79,0:11:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can always and should always laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.64,0:12:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Christchurch.\NYou've been very good to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.13,0:12:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)