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>> Clearly somebody in this room
murdered Lord Smythe,
who, at precisely 3:34 this afternoon,
was brutally bludgeoned to death
with a blunt instrument.
I want each of you to tell me
your whereabouts
at precisely the time that
this dastardly deed took place.
>> I was polishing the brass
in the master bedroom.
>> I was buttering his Lordship's scones,
below stairs, Sir.
>> I was planting my petunias
in the potting shed.
>> Constable, arrest Lady Smythe!
>> But, but how did you know?
>> Madam, as any
horticulturist will tell you,
one does not plant petunias
until May is out.
Take her away.
>> This way, Ma'am.
>> It's just a matter of observation.
The real question is:
how observant were you?
[Clapperboard snapped]
>> And... action!
>> Clearly, somebody in this room
murdered Lord Smythe,
who, at precisely 3:34 this afternoon,
was brutally bludgeoned to death
with a blunt instrument.
I want each of you to tell me
your whereabouts
at precisely the time that
this dastardly deed took place.
>> I was polishing the brass
in the master bedroom.
>> I was buttering his Lordship's scones
below stairs, Sir.
>> I was planting my petunias
in the potting shed.
>> Constable, arrest Lady Smythe!