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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.56,0:00:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.48,0:00:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello and welcome to\Nthe Big Fat Quiz Of 2013.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.20,0:00:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, these days you can't\Ncall things big and fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.04,0:00:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So welcome to the Bubbly, Jolly,\NFully-figured, Enjoying Life,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.64,0:00:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrating Our Curves\NQuiz Of The Year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.12,0:00:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Big Fat Quiz 2013 -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.88,0:00:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think of it as a slightly more\Nup-to-date version\Nof the Big Fat Quiz 2012.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or a slightly old hat version\Nof the Big Fat Quiz 2014.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.64,0:01:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you'd like to play along at home,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.48,0:01:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then presumably you don't have\Nthe new Xbox.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.08,0:01:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unlucky.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.80,0:01:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's meet our teams.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.12,0:01:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First up, we have a bit of\Nfresh meat, Jack Whitehall,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's brought some\Nmutton dressed as spam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.28,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's Jonathan Ross.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.64,0:01:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, she's the crazy stalking\Nfan girl from\NFlight Of The Conchords,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.80,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's a maths-loving science bod.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Match.com: Pick The Teams.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.76,0:01:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Kristen Schaal\Nand Dara O'Briain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.84,0:01:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.16,0:01:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, we've got\Na rock'n'roll dandy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.64,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the brains of the operation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All we need now is a ladies' man,\Na jock and Jason Statham
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.56,0:01:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we've got ourselves\Na heist movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.48,0:01:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Noel Fielding\Nand Richard Ayoade.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.52,0:01:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.96,0:01:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, are you OK with\NJonathan this evening?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.12,0:01:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Well, I did this\Nlovely show last year and I got...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.36,0:01:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't touch me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.20,0:01:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got in a lot of trouble last year
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.96,0:01:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for some jokes that I said\Non this show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.96,0:02:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was like, "This evening,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.32,0:02:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm going to behave and there\Nare going to be no Ofcom complaints.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.56,0:02:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I am on best behaviour."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.40,0:02:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you've put me with Jonathan Ross!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.08,0:02:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm mentoring you this year...\N- You're not!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.68,0:02:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's like turning up\Nto an AA convention
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.48,0:02:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your sponsor's Gazza.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.64,0:02:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.64,0:02:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's going to lead me astray!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.16,0:02:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got some jokes\NI've written for him,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.92,0:02:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some family-friendly jokes...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.32,0:02:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They're so awful! - He said\Nhe's not going to do 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.36,0:02:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this will keep you\Nout of trouble and get laughs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.56,0:02:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm very much looking forward\Nto hearing those.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.96,0:02:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.40,0:02:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're great, we're fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.92,0:02:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kristen's just over for,\Nessentially, for the day.\N- Yeah, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.12,0:02:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm so looking forward\Nto questions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.20,0:02:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about British politics,\NBritish television shows...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.16,0:02:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hits in the British charts\Nover the last 12 months or so.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.64,0:02:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- LAUGHTER\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.08,0:02:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This has been a great year for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.28,0:02:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I became a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.20,0:02:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was really touch and go\Nbut I think it happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.40,0:02:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you say you\N"became a woman"...?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.12,0:02:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just blossomed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.68,0:03:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.72,0:03:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Richard, you look composed\Nand ready for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.40,0:03:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. It's been up and down\Nas a year. Erm...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.76,0:03:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lot of sadness.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.84,0:03:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE: Aw-w!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.80,0:03:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't patronize me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.96,0:03:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But yeah, I'm here.\NI'm ready to quiz,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.28,0:03:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ready to take\Na sideways glance
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.88,0:03:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the events of\Nthe previous 12 months.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.16,0:03:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.08,0:03:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look like his legal adviser.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.96,0:03:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's exactly it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.08,0:03:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you talk me\Nthrough the outfit?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.68,0:03:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. - I mean, because you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.52,0:03:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, just skate over mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.08,0:03:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KRISTEN SHRIEKS
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.32,0:03:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't realise!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.80,0:03:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a moat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.16,0:03:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you all right, Noel?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.44,0:03:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As Noel's legal adviser,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.04,0:03:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is very dangerous.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.72,0:03:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where there's blame,\Nthere's a claim.\N- We're going to sue you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.36,0:04:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't sue me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.08,0:04:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a dress on, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.80,0:04:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.68,0:04:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a hell of a look,\Nthat's a strong look.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.60,0:04:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nearly broke my cheekbone.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.56,0:04:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, Round One.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.88,0:04:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Round One is all about the\Nyear's biggest news headlines.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.52,0:04:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chris Huhne was jailed for getting\Nhis wife to take speeding points.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.72,0:04:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whilst in prison, he was subjected\Nto violent threats and verbal abuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.96,0:04:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although, to be fair, it was\Nhis decision to phone his family.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.28,0:04:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In August, two young women\Nwere imprisoned in Peru
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.92,0:04:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on charges of drug smuggling.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.68,0:04:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The girls, one from Northern Ireland\Nand one from Glasgow,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.32,0:04:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said they had been\Nliving in terrible conditions
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.48,0:04:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now they were glad to be out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.20,0:04:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and living in a Peruvian jail.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.16,0:04:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abu Qatada was deported\Nto Jordan this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.24,0:04:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the first time in history\NHeathrow security had let someone\Non the plane
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.36,0:04:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only after assurances that\Nhe DIDN'T pack the bag himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.96,0:04:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, it wouldn't be a quiz\Nwithout questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.52,0:04:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eyes down, everyone, Round One.\NFirst up,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.36,0:04:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's over to a man\Nwho made the transition
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.28,0:05:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from comedian\Nto revolutionary in 2013.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.28,0:05:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Russell Brand.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.56,0:05:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING\NHello, Jimmy Carr.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.92,0:05:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, would you cast your mind back\Nto January, this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.48,0:05:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you remember it came out\Nthat certain lasagnes and food
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.04,0:05:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that, meat food,\Nhad horses' innards in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.96,0:05:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, innards that had come out\Nof a horse,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.92,0:05:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the thing that the horse was\Nwhen it was alive,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.32,0:05:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that had become a type of food now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.40,0:05:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iceland, the supermarkette,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.80,0:05:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was implicated negatively\Nin all of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.96,0:05:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did Iceland boss\NMalcolm Walker say
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.68,0:05:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when he was asked whether\Nhe'd checked for horses in his food?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.68,0:05:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did he say?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.92,0:05:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the question, Jimmy,\Nthat I'm passing on to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.28,0:05:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously you can't ask\Nquestions directly, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.52,0:05:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have\Nthat degree of ability.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.28,0:05:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.76,0:05:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The claws are out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.52,0:05:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's remarkable.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.88,0:05:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACK: Who's this man?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.32,0:05:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the head of Iceland,\NMalcolm Walker.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.40,0:05:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did he say that\Nthe vegetarian burgers
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.56,0:05:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had pantomime horse in them?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.20,0:06:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he didn't but it would have been\Nbrilliant if he had.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.92,0:06:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, question number two,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.36,0:06:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which event prompted\NBBC news reporter Simon McCoy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.48,0:06:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to say, during an outside broadcast,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.40,0:06:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Plenty more to come from here.\NOf course, none of it news".
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.20,0:06:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's inappropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.36,0:06:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An outside...what, an outside\Nthe building broadcast?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.20,0:06:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was outside a building, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.60,0:06:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was going on inside?\NWhat was going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.48,0:06:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's the question. - That's like the\Nopposite of what you want to hear.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.48,0:06:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Could that make perfect sense?\N- You're meant to listen to me.\N- Just think of the question.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.20,0:06:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm older than you.\NYou're meant to listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.44,0:06:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stop bickering, you two.\N- Do you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.16,0:06:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the last time me and Jonathan\Nworked together,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.16,0:06:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we did a thing where\Nwe gave out an award.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.88,0:06:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a tweet from someone,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.32,0:06:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of the most creative\Nbits of abuse ever,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.76,0:06:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saying, "Jonathan Ross\Nis like a cyborg
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.60,0:06:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"sent back in time to remind\NJack Whitehall
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.72,0:06:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"that he's still not funny."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.48,0:06:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.04,0:06:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done, trolls.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.80,0:06:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next up we're going over
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.32,0:06:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to one of the biggest\Ncomedy stars in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.76,0:06:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Steve Carell, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.20,0:07:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING\NHi, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.52,0:07:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.88,0:07:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2013's been a funny old year
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.24,0:07:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one of the strangest events\Noccurred in February
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.92,0:07:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when windows in over 4,000\Nbuildings shattered in Russia.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.68,0:07:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But can your teams remember why?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.80,0:07:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can they?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.16,0:07:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the geeks have got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.08,0:07:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, the geeks... - What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.32,0:07:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.76,0:07:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MUMBLING AND CONFERRING
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.08,0:07:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next question, why did a marriage\Nproposal in July
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.48,0:07:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get tweeted about by Nick Clegg,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.92,0:07:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,written about in\Nthe Independent newspaper
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.92,0:07:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and mentioned in the official\Nparliamentary records?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.64,0:07:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, it got tweeted?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.08,0:07:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow(!)\N- LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.64,0:07:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's amazing. - That's a big deal,\Nyeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.40,0:07:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's a big deal, yeah.\NIf it gets on to Twitter...\N- It's on Twitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.32,0:07:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, it's over to\NMitchell Brook Primary School\Nin Neasden
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.28,0:07:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are performing\None of their unusual school plays.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.68,0:08:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me\Nwhich news story they're acting out?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.28,0:08:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trade, security, the economy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.36,0:08:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd agree!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.28,0:08:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.88,0:08:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.64,0:08:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEY GASP
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.32,0:08:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here are all the secrets.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.88,0:08:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.88,0:08:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.36,0:08:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is very naughty.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.48,0:08:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, you can live in Russia.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.96,0:08:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phew!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.56,0:08:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.88,0:08:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was powerful.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.56,0:08:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.64,0:08:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so what news story were the kids\Nof Mitchell Brook Primary School
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.44,0:08:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,acting out, there?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.72,0:08:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy, can I introduce a little idea
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.52,0:08:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to maybe make the stakes\Na little bit higher
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.40,0:08:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a little bit more fun\Nfor everyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.08,0:08:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's that if Noel and Richard
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.72,0:08:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fail to get in the top two\Nteams at the end,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.20,0:09:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they go backstage\Nand switch outfits.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.72,0:09:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.88,0:09:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.24,0:09:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a fine idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.16,0:09:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, we are prepared\Nto take the same bet, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.72,0:09:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, cos I don't want to have to wear\Na cheap suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.80,0:09:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- AUDIENCE: O-o-o-oh! - Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.20,0:09:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.36,0:09:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whoa! - I'd love to wear\NDara's outfit! - I don't like\Nwhere this is going.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.36,0:09:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So everyone's up for this,\Nit looks like, Dara.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.64,0:09:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were doing joke answers,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.08,0:09:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're not doing joke answers now,\Nif I have to wear that dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.20,0:09:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.80,0:09:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a lovely dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.16,0:09:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying, I'm a very...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.96,0:09:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- it just won't work on me.\N- You should just...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.28,0:09:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should have confidence\Nin your body.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.28,0:09:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think if you wear it, you'll\Nlook like a massive Quality Street.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.04,0:09:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll look amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.40,0:09:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, time for some answers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.76,0:09:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First up, Russell Brand asked you
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.28,0:09:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what explanation\NMalcolm Walker gave
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.24,0:09:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for not detecting horse meat\Nin Iceland meals.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.64,0:09:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you all put?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.72,0:09:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we wrote "Neigh,"\Nby which we meant he didn't,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.84,0:09:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he said he'd never eaten it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.44,0:09:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn't eat at Iceland.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.56,0:10:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What have you got? - He said yes. - Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.92,0:10:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, there's horse meat
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.76,0:10:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only the best horses,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.56,0:10:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only Lipizzaners.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.68,0:10:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lipizzaner ponies which you\Ncould have ridden round. - Yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.24,0:10:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- no poor horses. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.80,0:10:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, that's not the exact\Nright answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.96,0:10:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can go now to Richard.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.56,0:10:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I check once a month\Nwhen I'm in the shower
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.76,0:10:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"so I am confused."\NI couldn't fit all of it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.24,0:10:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"..and so I'm confused.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.92,0:10:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why would you ask me\Nif I checked for horse meat?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.96,0:10:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Because that would imply\Nthat I was looking for it
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.12,0:10:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"which would implicate me
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.32,0:10:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and so I'd probably try\Nand dodge that question."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.28,0:10:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's almost, I mean,\Nthat's almost what he said.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.92,0:10:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Have a little look at\Nwhat he actually said. - What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.24,0:10:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Constantly testing, checking,\Nevery week.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.56,0:10:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did we test for horse?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.96,0:10:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.00,0:10:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we haven't tested\Nfor dog or cat either.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.44,0:10:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, there might be dog and cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.52,0:10:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't test for everything.\NLAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.04,0:10:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to see him\Nlist every animal he knew then
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.40,0:10:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and run out at puma.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.76,0:10:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you walk in the background\Nand he goes,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.16,0:10:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Or crow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.36,0:11:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so no-one got that.\NNext question.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.36,0:11:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you what event prompted\NBBC News reporter Simon McCoy\Nto say,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.84,0:11:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Plenty more to come from here.\NOf course, none of it news".
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.48,0:11:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one we have got wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.48,0:11:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you go for, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.20,0:11:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Gang bang inside,\Nthe whole place is going to blow."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.76,0:11:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.76,0:11:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, what did you go for?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.60,0:11:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We put down the opening\Nof the Old News Museum. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.32,0:11:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.36,0:11:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's still news.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.88,0:11:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.84,0:11:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.04,0:11:31.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know what Jack\Nwas thinking, here. - The weather!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.48,0:11:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"None of it news, we've still got\Nmore stuff to come, none of it news."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.40,0:11:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So that is what happened next.\N- You never listen to me!\N- Let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.60,0:11:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, plenty more to come from here.\NOf course, none of it news.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.88,0:11:42.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that'll come\Nfrom Buckingham Palace
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.96,0:11:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that won't stop us.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.44,0:11:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But until then, we're going to be\Nspeculating about this royal birth
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.08,0:11:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with no facts to hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.36,0:11:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER\NBack to you, Ben.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.20,0:11:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it was the royal birth.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.64,0:11:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the birth,\NKate and William had George.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.60,0:12:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was this big news in America?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.68,0:12:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes! It was a boy named George.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.36,0:12:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we were like, "Yay!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.76,0:12:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we went back\Nto our sad lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.28,0:12:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a little\Nlook at the royal family.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.48,0:12:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here they are.\NThere's four generations.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.64,0:12:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, he's got a long body.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.32,0:12:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.96,0:12:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George looks like, there,\Nwhen you pick a cat up
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.64,0:12:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and its feet are stuck to the carpet\Nand its body goes really long.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.28,0:12:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm not quite sure that's\Nwhat's going on but yeah, OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.56,0:12:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Question number three,\NSteve Carell asked you
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.60,0:12:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what caused windows in over 4,000\Nbuildings to shatter in Russia,\Nthis year.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.24,0:12:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you know? - A big old meteor.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.36,0:12:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A big old meteor caused\N4,000 windows to shatter. - Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.16,0:12:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Noel, Richard, what did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.12,0:12:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put "asteroid or\Nsome other space business."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.84,0:12:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, that feels pretty good.\N- That's pretty cool, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.32,0:12:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Jonathan?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.60,0:12:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put "Miley Cyrus on her ball."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.48,0:12:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I thought maybe... - The ball.\N- ..the ball smashed the windows.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.88,0:13:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a joke for Jack to do
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.44,0:13:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is, kind of,\Nmore family-friendly
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.36,0:13:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- than the material\Nhe's used to doing. - OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.16,0:13:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill me now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.68,0:13:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is going to work for you.\NSupport him in this,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.96,0:13:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could be a whole new career.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.52,0:13:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The windows shouldn't\Nhave broken in Russia
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.76,0:13:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they had only just been...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.00,0:13:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Putin.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.40,0:13:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.60,0:13:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.48,0:13:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. So shall we have\Na little look? Let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.16,0:13:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the meteor in question.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.92,0:13:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this, the asteroid?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.68,0:13:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MUSIC PLAYS ON CAR RADIO
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.40,0:13:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACK: Good tunes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.08,0:13:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow! - All right,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.28,0:13:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you why\Na marriage proposal in July
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.24,0:13:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got tweeted about,\Nwritten about in the Independent
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.52,0:13:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and mentioned in the official\Nparliamentary records.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.92,0:13:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you get?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.96,0:13:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought a dog proposed to a cat
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.20,0:13:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because that's a lovely story.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.12,0:13:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, what did you go with?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.72,0:13:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We said it's a gay thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.32,0:13:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I put two little love hearts
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.76,0:14:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but actually one of them looked\Nlike Pacman so I gave him an eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.44,0:14:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we think it's,\Nyou know, gay marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.64,0:14:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Noel, Richard, what did you get?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.20,0:14:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gay marriage. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.68,0:14:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So a point for Dara and Kristen,\Na point for Noel and Richard.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.24,0:14:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the first gay marriage\Nproposal.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.12,0:14:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.84,0:14:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first ceremony is expected\Nto take place in March 2014
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.80,0:14:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the first marriage proposal\Nwas between
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.72,0:14:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ed Fordham and Russell Eagling.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.64,0:14:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.16,0:14:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.08,0:14:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, we saw\NMitchell Brook Primary School
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.28,0:14:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,performing an unusual school play.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.96,0:14:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What event were they acting out?\NDid you get this?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.16,0:14:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spy man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.84,0:14:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you get, Dara?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.56,0:14:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward Snowden was\Nthe spy man's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.32,0:14:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although, he wasn't actually...\NYeah, it wasn't his spying.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.20,0:14:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just opened up\Nthe files of the spies.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.20,0:14:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Of the NSA, yeah. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.60,0:14:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And people got really upset\Nbecause,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.20,0:14:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, my God, they're spying."\NAnd you're going, "Yeah?"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.60,0:14:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People were mildly upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.40,0:14:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think with the age\Nof YouTube and Twitter,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.56,0:14:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people were like,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.60,0:14:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, someone's watching me\Nall the time?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.72,0:14:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.76,0:15:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Cool."\N- Make yourself actually sexy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.32,0:15:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hello, NSA." Often when I step out\Nof the shower, I go,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.64,0:15:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who's watching now?"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.76,0:15:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- To no-one in particular!\N- I've only got two followers
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.56,0:15:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I've always got the NSA.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.08,0:15:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't I, don't I?\NAre you there, boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.72,0:15:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've got a joke for you\Nabout this spy man. - Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.12,0:15:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was...they locked him\Nin a building
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.24,0:15:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he couldn't get out\Nbecause he was...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.96,0:15:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Snowed in!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.24,0:15:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.48,0:15:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you guys get,\NNoel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.92,0:15:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We got Snowdown.\N- Snowdown, fine, near enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.28,0:15:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Armageddon - Watership Down?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.24,0:15:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I saw a rabbit
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.52,0:15:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it wasn't, it was a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.88,0:15:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I thought I saw Bruce Willis.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.20,0:15:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Near enough. I think\Neveryone gets a point there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.40,0:15:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone gets a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.80,0:15:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.68,0:15:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's check in on the scores.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.72,0:15:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Jonathan have one point.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.32,0:15:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Count them, one.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.24,0:16:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara and Kristen,\Nand Noel and Richard
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.08,0:16:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have both got three.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.64,0:16:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- CHEERING\N- So that's all for Part One.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.96,0:16:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you in a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.92,0:16:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back\Nto the Big Fat Quiz of 2013.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.80,0:16:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is all about the year\Nin TV and movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.76,0:16:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter Capaldi was announced\Nas the new Doctor Who.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.44,0:16:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all have different opinions\Non who the best Doctor was,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.20,0:16:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like we all have different\Nopinions on who the second worst was
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.52,0:16:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after Sylvester McCoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.32,0:16:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Simon Cowell announced\Nhe's going to become a father.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.80,0:16:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not revealed\Nif he's expecting a boy or a girl
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.56,0:16:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or indeed a group.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.36,0:16:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gregg Wallace allegedly punched\Na man in the face at a dinner event
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.96,0:16:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over claims the man\Ngroped his girlfriend's backside.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.20,0:16:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wasn't annoyed that the man\Nfelt up his girlfriend,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.72,0:16:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just that he said it was soggy,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.40,0:16:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tasteless\Nand with a terrible texture.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.44,0:16:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's remind ourselves\Nwhat we were watching this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.92,0:16:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.40,0:17:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Let's get ready-ready\NLet's get ready-ready
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.76,0:17:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Let's get ready to rumble... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.68,0:17:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I got this feeling on\Nthe summer day when you were gone
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.24,0:17:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I crashed my car into the bridge
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.16,0:17:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I watched, I let it burn
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.04,0:17:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I threw your shit into a bag\Nand pushed it down the stairs
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.08,0:17:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I crashed my car into the bridge\NI don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.68,0:17:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I love it
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.44,0:17:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.32,0:17:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I got this feeling on a summer day\Nwhen you were gone... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.44,0:17:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.76,0:17:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye-e-es!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.48,0:17:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I don't care
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.88,0:17:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I love it
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.52,0:17:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I don't care
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.40,0:17:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I don't care
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.20,0:17:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I love it. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.56,0:17:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Compensating?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.84,0:17:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.88,0:17:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, some big fat questions now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.40,0:18:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For our first question, it's over\Nto two of my favourite teachers
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.48,0:18:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from Educating Yorkshire,\NMr Mitchell and Mr Burton.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.48,0:18:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This show is so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.84,0:18:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: Hi, Jimmy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.24,0:18:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now Educating Yorkshire\Nwas full of incredible
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.28,0:18:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sometimes very moving moments.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.16,0:18:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the most memorable was
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.60,0:18:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when Mr Burton here helped Musharaf\Novercome his stammer.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.04,0:18:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But can you remember\Nwhat technique I used?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.04,0:18:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were they mumbling?\NCos it sounded terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.60,0:18:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a Yorkshire accent,\Nthat's how they talk in Yorkshire.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.32,0:18:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.16,0:18:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They say things like tintintin.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.12,0:18:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.60,0:18:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means, "It isn't in the tin."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.56,0:18:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tintintin?"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.72,0:18:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, ti'nt in t'in."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.56,0:18:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK so, Musharaf had a stutter\Nand one of the teachers helped him
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.52,0:18:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to overcome it.\NHow did he overcome it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.64,0:18:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was an incredible, powerful,\Nwonderful moment of TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.12,0:18:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cried so much when I watched that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.28,0:18:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God, points for you\Nin my mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.88,0:18:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cry too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.84,0:18:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you cry at everything?\N- Everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.72,0:19:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cried at an episode of\NDeal Or No Deal the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.52,0:19:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All this woman wanted was\Nto take her daughter on holiday
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.72,0:19:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then she got a blue at the end\Nand I just went, completely gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.72,0:19:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, spoiler alert!\NI haven't seen it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.68,0:19:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deal Or No Deal?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.36,0:19:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is the most amazing show ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.68,0:19:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, this guy opens\Nall these boxes and in one of them
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.84,0:19:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a severed head.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.84,0:19:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know which one\Nit's going to be in.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.80,0:19:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you've just got to deal\Nwith it or not deal with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.36,0:19:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.32,0:19:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next question, very simple.\NWhat happened inside this box?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.92,0:19:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's Mariella Frostrup, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.68,0:19:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.92,0:19:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's The Book Show.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.44,0:19:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the other show.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.56,0:19:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next question, in January this year,\NQuentin Tarantino
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.12,0:19:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had a fairly lively interview\Nwith Channel 4 News
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.76,0:19:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but what memorable phrase did\NTarantino use during the interview?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.80,0:19:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Your handwriting, it's like\Na doctor's handwriting. - I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.48,0:20:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm slutty"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.56,0:20:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.00,0:20:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.12,0:20:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK next question, Joey Essex\Nwas everyone's favourite\Non I'm a Celebrity this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.20,0:20:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the jungle, he admitted he wasn't\Nable to do two basic things.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.52,0:20:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were they?\NThere's a point on offer for each.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.12,0:20:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, yeah, got it. - That's a sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.48,0:20:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joey Essex was on Splash last year\Nand he went up the high board
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.68,0:20:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he said, "Oh, I'm a bit scared\Nup here, mate, this is a bit scary."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.64,0:20:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Tom Daley said, "Well,\Nit's like a second home to me."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.20,0:20:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He went, "You live here?"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.20,0:20:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, finally, it's over to my\Nfavourite bake-off contestant,\NRuby Tandoh.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.36,0:20:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy. We all had our bake-off\Ndisasters at one point or another
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.08,0:20:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the unluckiest of all\Nwas poor Howard,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.48,0:20:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who managed to lose his custard.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.32,0:20:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can your teams remember\Nwhat happened to it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.32,0:20:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a euphemism.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.32,0:20:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but the way Ruby said it there,\Nit didn't help anyone, did it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.08,0:20:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did he lose his custard?\NThank you, Ruby.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.80,0:21:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, have you all got answers?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.44,0:21:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, we do. - OK, fabulous.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.08,0:21:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr Burton and Mr Mitchell\Nasked you how Musharaf
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.76,0:21:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,overcame his stammer in\NEducating Yorkshire. Who got this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.72,0:21:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We went for a gluten-free diet\Nand tickles.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.68,0:21:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out that gluten and get\Nyour tickles, and talk straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.96,0:21:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noel, Richard? - Prolonged sarcasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.80,0:21:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Jonathan, what have you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.00,0:21:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer, that's what we've got.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.80,0:21:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Took his parents hostage.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.48,0:21:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your...? Let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.44,0:21:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Breath, nice and loud,\Nnice and proud.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.20,0:21:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HE STAMMERS
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.68,0:21:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thing and it's only cos\NI watched The King's Speech\Nquite recently.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.20,0:21:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thing he does, right, when...\NCos it's a very similar thing to you
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.20,0:21:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in that he just can't\Nget the words out.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.24,0:21:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thing he does do, is he makes him\Nlisten to some music.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.04,0:22:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And then when he's listened to the\Nmusic, he gets him to do it again.\N- OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.64,0:22:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Have you got your phone with you? - No.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.92,0:22:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, plug it into mine\Nand I'll put you some awful music on.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.84,0:22:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right, are you ready? - Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.52,0:22:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There? - OK. - Go for it.\NOne, two, three.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.96,0:22:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The moment when after many years\Nof hard work that I owned this,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.20,0:22:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"is the same moment when the trees\Nunloose their soft arm
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.72,0:22:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"from around you,\Nthe birds take back their language.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.68,0:22:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You never found us,\Nit was always the other way round."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.92,0:22:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloody hell! That's insane!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.72,0:22:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Musharaf, everyone!\NIt's amazing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.72,0:22:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.20,0:22:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's really lovely.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.04,0:22:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, I asked you what\Nhappened inside this box.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.40,0:22:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you get?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.44,0:22:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That box, it looks like Tron's shed.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.44,0:22:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you got answer-wise?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.20,0:22:59.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Water rafting\Nthat culminates in sexy bits.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.72,0:23:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we didn't specifically know\Nabout the water rafting in there
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.24,0:23:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but definitely there were sexy bits.\NDara?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.28,0:23:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- People doing sex. - People doing sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.84,0:23:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Inside the box? - In the box.\N- No, hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.08,0:23:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It was Mo Farah. - You saw...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.56,0:23:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mo Farah completed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.56,0:23:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mo Farah was in there, you saw him.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.72,0:23:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've realised,\NI was thinking of The Cube.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.56,0:23:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a different show\Nbut I bet, if Mo Farah did this show,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.00,0:23:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he'd nail it as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.92,0:23:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the box from Channel 4's\NSex Box. Let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.88,0:23:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a few minutes,\Na couple will enter this box.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.48,0:23:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll have sex and then\Nimmediately afterwards come out
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.92,0:23:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and talk frankly\Nabout what they did,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.12,0:23:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to me, a panel of\Ninternationally renowned sex experts
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.40,0:23:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and in front of our studio audience.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.56,0:23:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Sex Box.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.36,0:23:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do they know they really did it?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.12,0:23:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could just,\N"Yeah, we did it and whoo!"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.16,0:23:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know, they were just\Nsitting in the box just, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.00,0:23:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"OK, let's go."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.88,0:23:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next up, I asked you\Nwhat memorable phrase
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.60,0:24:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quentin Tarantino used\Nwhen he didn't like
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.88,0:24:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- one of Christian Guru-Murthy's\Nquestions on Channel 4 News.\NDid you get this? - Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.68,0:24:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "I don't have to answer\Nthat, you're not my mummy."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.64,0:24:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you that's not right.\NDara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.00,0:24:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may look like I've written\NI'm shatting your ass down.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.76,0:24:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that is just merely\Nbad handwriting on my part.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.28,0:24:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm shutting your ass down.\N- Noel, Richard, what did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.64,0:24:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He said, "I'm shutting your\Nbutt down." - Let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.24,0:24:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you don't want to\Ntalk about anything serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.68,0:24:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to talk about\Nwhat you want to talk about.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.36,0:24:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to talk\Nabout the implications of violence.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.00,0:24:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't wanted, because the reason\NI don't want to talk about it,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.84,0:24:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I've said everything\NI have to say about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.32,0:24:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anyone cares what I have to\Nsay about it, they can Google me
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.08,0:24:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they can look for 20 years\Nwhat I have to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.28,0:24:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't changed my id...\Nmy choice, my opinion one iota.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.20,0:24:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but you haven't,\Nyou haven't fleshed it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.80,0:24:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's the only reason...\N- It's not my job to flesh it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.76,0:24:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's my job to try\Nand ask you to.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.64,0:24:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm shutting your butt down.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.24,0:24:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Dara, Kristen, you get points.\NNoel, Richard, you get points.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.56,0:25:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jonathan, Jack, you get none there.\N- Unfair.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.72,0:25:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next I asked you what two basic\Nthings Joey Essex revealed
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.80,0:25:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he couldn't do on I'm a Celebrity.\NDid you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.64,0:25:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Croquet and crochet.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.76,0:25:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're very hard to do at\Nthe same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.84,0:25:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he gets confused between them\Nso whenever he tries to do crochet,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.76,0:25:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he does it with a mallet.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.40,0:25:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.00,0:25:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To read and write.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.48,0:25:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.00,0:25:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's weirder than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.36,0:25:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Noel, Richard,\Nwhat did you go for?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.32,0:25:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make decisions and oscillate.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.52,0:25:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.04,0:25:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah... I... Let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.52,0:25:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do it.\NPick your nose if you have to.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.92,0:25:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't blow my nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.44,0:25:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.52,0:25:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never learnt how to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.20,0:25:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just blow, like -\Nhold your mouth and blow.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.76,0:25:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't do it, I can't go like that.\NSo I have to go like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.24,0:25:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things that you don't really need\Nto know, I don't really know.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.04,0:25:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This sounds so stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.76,0:26:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I learnt to do my laces\Nand stuff because that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.20,0:26:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I needed to tie my laces up\Nfor the rest of my life
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.52,0:26:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but blowing your nose, you don't\Nhave to do it the professional way.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.60,0:26:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can just do it the Joey way.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.00,0:26:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,15, 30, 30 minutes past nine.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.32,0:26:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell the time on\Nthe digital ones, can't tell it
Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.76,0:26:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on an actual like round one\Nwhat goes like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.88,0:26:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I retract any\Nfeeling that we were harsh.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.84,0:26:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.28,0:26:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the best TV you've got?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.08,0:26:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This and sex in a box?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.92,0:26:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I just say really,\Nthis is really pernickety
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.12,0:26:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and so annoying and I do want\Nto come back to it but if you do
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.12,0:26:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,play croquet, you do have to go\Nclockwise playing, so technically
Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.68,0:26:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not knowing how to tell the time,\Nhe wouldn't be able to play croquet.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.52,0:26:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you went anti-clockwise,\Nyou'd be disqualified\Nand you'd lose the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.48,0:26:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The idea he can't blow his nose\Nis the really...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.56,0:26:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, he can't do\Nit like a professional.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.56,0:27:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the amazing bit,\Nlike a pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.24,0:27:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't do it like a pro,\Nyou know these pro guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.92,0:27:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're good.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.16,0:27:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I book them\Nfor children's parties all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.24,0:27:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They come in and they do...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.00,0:27:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..across the room. Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.16,0:27:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, Ruby from Bake-Off asked\Nyou what happened\Nto Howard's custard.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.72,0:27:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did anyone remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.04,0:27:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He piped it into Paul Hollywood's\Nsoggy bottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.60,0:27:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that allowed?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.12,0:27:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just a bit of silly\NRadio 4 slap and tickle.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.64,0:27:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you got Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.12,0:27:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just forgot where it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.48,0:27:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is almost\Nthe definition of losing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.96,0:27:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, to be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.24,0:27:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Seems reasonable. - Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.68,0:27:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think somebody stole it,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.28,0:27:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somebody used his custard\Nin their trifle.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.20,0:27:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK - it was Deborah,\Nwe're going to show it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.32,0:27:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're of a sensitive disposition\Nit might be an idea to look away.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.76,0:27:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's my custard? Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.20,0:27:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry, Howard.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.80,0:27:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:59.48,0:28:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used Howard's custard by error.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.60,0:28:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were both in the same fridge\Nand I forgot what my bowl was,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.52,0:28:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I used his.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.00,0:28:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't used it all\Nbut I am really upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.80,0:28:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howard, this is... this is like...\Nit's like a recurring nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.40,0:28:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now you've taken\Npossession of Deborah's custard?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.00,0:28:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. - And his own,\Nand I'm really sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.16,0:28:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got some of my own.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.80,0:28:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jerry! Jerry!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.36,0:28:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.84,0:28:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More English TV gold there for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.36,0:28:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.48,0:28:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, "Someone used my custard!"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.84,0:28:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Oh, I'm really upset!"\N- Fucking hell, Jimmy!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.12,0:28:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But she didn't use it all, did she?\NThere was a bit left.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.68,0:28:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he still had to go\Nand make more.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.60,0:28:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fucking hell, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.92,0:28:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, how did he cope?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.48,0:28:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's in a kitchen so there can't\Nhave been any more custard there.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.12,0:28:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many times\Nhave you made custard?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.08,0:28:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh! - It's really hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.76,0:28:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I buy it. You can get it in cartons.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.32,0:28:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, time now for\Na special bonus round about movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.72,0:28:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you pictures from three\Nof the biggest movies of the year
Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.64,0:29:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which have all been subtly improved.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.24,0:29:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you've got to do is\Ntell me the names of the films, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.04,0:29:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready for this?\NHere's your first one.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.24,0:29:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.24,0:29:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Jimmy looks brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.32,0:29:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's a better haircut\Nthan what you've got now.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.40,0:29:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE BOOS
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.84,0:29:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like your hair now... Oh, boo-boo.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.08,0:29:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- OK, next one. - Oh, my...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.16,0:29:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any hurtful comments?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:27.56,0:29:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just a normal picture of\NJimmy at home in his onesie,\Nthat is.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.12,0:29:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that haircut, too, on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.76,0:29:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.\NOK, and the third one?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.28,0:29:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's quite good hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.64,0:29:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That image made my orbs\Nfizz slightly.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.48,0:29:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your orbs?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.12,0:29:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I'm saying, Jimmy,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.76,0:29:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is if I was drunk in Camden,\NI would get off with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.56,0:29:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like you're coming\Nout of a gorilla's vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.28,0:29:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.32,0:30:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:30:04.08,0:30:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A tiara would not develop\Nin a gorilla's womb.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.60,0:30:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's not the pressure\Nto create that kind of rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.80,0:30:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's have a look\Nand see what you've got.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.24,0:30:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Star Trek, Behind The Candelabra\Nand Great Gatsby.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.36,0:30:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- OK, Dara?\N- We've got that although I think
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.96,0:30:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've misspelt, we've written
Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.12,0:30:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behind the Candlebra,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.40,0:30:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a very different film.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.72,0:30:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behind the Candelbra's pretty\Nacceptable, I think,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.28,0:30:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what have you gone for,\NNoel and Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:31.24,0:30:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Star Trek 2, Liberace Behind\NThe Candelabra, The Great Gatsby.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.84,0:30:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're all three for three.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.48,0:30:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was, of course,\NMr Spock in Star Trek,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.24,0:30:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Douglas\Nin Behind the Candelabra
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.16,0:30:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was Carey Mulligan in\NThe Great Gatsby.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.68,0:30:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.68,0:30:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see\Nwhat that's done to the scores.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.36,0:30:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Jack and Jonathan\Nhave 4 points.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.20,0:30:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and Richard have 8.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.92,0:30:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the lead,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.24,0:30:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kristen and Dara with 9 points!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:56.84,0:30:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING
Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.40,0:30:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, in a last-ditch attempt
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.92,0:31:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to inject some life into the British\Neconomy, here are some ads.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.00,0:31:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if there's any sales on.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.88,0:31:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING
Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.92,0:31:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\NBig Fat Quiz of the year.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.40,0:31:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is all about the year\Nin music.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.36,0:31:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David Bowie surprised everyone\Nby releasing his first album
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.56,0:31:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in ten years. His previous album was\Nreleased on something called a CD,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.64,0:31:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you got it from a place\Ncalled a record shop
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.76,0:31:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was a building\Nyou actually had to go to
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.52,0:31:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you had to pay for it.\NIt was rubbish.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.84,0:31:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Spice Girls' musical Viva For\NEver closed after just six months.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.60,0:31:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The problem was the casting.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:40.08,0:31:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turns out it's quite hard to find\Nactresses who can't sing or dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.68,0:31:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE GROAN
Dialogue: 0,0:31:47.40,0:31:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill Jimmy! Kill Jimmy! Kill Jimmy!\NKill Jimmy! Kill Jimmy!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.32,0:31:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for your support.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.96,0:31:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're hoping that'll catch on as\Na kind of nationwide catch phrase.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.40,0:32:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonnie Tyler represented the UK in\Nthis year's Eurovision song contest.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.24,0:32:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonnie wrote the song in Wales,\Nrecorded it in Nashville
Dialogue: 0,0:32:04.08,0:32:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and fucked it up in Sweden.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.32,0:32:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, time for some more questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.24,0:32:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First it's over to X Factor judge\Nand pop impresario, Louis Walsh.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.68,0:32:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.44,0:32:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I know what it's like to be\Nin the glare of the public eye,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.64,0:32:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like celebrity super-couple\NKim Kardashian and Kanye West.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.40,0:32:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had a baby daughter in June\Nand everyone wanted to know
Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.72,0:32:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what they would call her.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.08,0:32:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can your teams remember what it was?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.48,0:32:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, yeah, yeah.\N- OK, so we all know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.20,0:32:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noel, try and get some valuable\Npoints in. - Look at Brucie.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.76,0:32:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love that song.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.88,0:32:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you know that Kanye West song\NBound 2, it's kind of...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.72,0:32:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like the most mental song ever\Nand it's kind of genius.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.84,0:32:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- # I....\N- Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.36,0:32:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Uh-huh, honey!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.08,0:32:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.56,0:32:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I know it's hard to be in love... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.36,0:32:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.88,0:32:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.24,0:32:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's lying on the thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:56.00,0:32:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. Oh, yeah, when...\N- Don't do it. Don't do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.04,0:33:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be on the motorcycle!\NI'm on the motorcycle
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.16,0:33:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's really...\NNo, no she's not that into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.56,0:33:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring out the bump!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.76,0:33:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dara is the a motorcycle.\N- He is the motorcycle.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.52,0:33:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The motorcycle? - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.68,0:33:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he's going... What's\Nhe going?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.76,0:33:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I know... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.60,0:33:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DARA REVS LIKE A MOTORCYCLE
Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.00,0:33:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Nobody to love
Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.28,0:33:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Nobody... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.92,0:33:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it on, the motorcycle?\NIs it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.00,0:33:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Uh-huh... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.48,0:33:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, if you could just come out
Dialogue: 0,0:33:28.84,0:33:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and talk frankly about\Nwhat you've just done.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.64,0:33:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, which controversial chart\Ntopper has been banned
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.68,0:33:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in 20 UK universities, led to an\NAmerican dance coach being fired
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.80,0:33:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a law suit with Marvin Gaye?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.20,0:33:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who was responsible for all\Nof that this year?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.52,0:33:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that? Do you think that's right?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:46.04,0:33:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bang in the middle of songs.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.40,0:33:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cos he, a lot of people... Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.72,0:33:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That could be right. - They don't know\Nwhat's what, but I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.16,0:33:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next question - Beyonce got into\Ntrouble for not doing something
Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.08,0:33:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at Barack Obama's inauguration.\NCan you remember what it was?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.80,0:33:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.84,0:34:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer can't just be,\N"Yes, I can remember."
Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.00,0:34:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got to write down\Nwhat it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.84,0:34:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've incorrectly framed\Nthe question. So I claim my point.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.40,0:34:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During the chart rundown,\Non April 14th,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.00,0:34:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BBC radio refused to play\Nthe number two single in full.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.44,0:34:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me why?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.12,0:34:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.96,0:34:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.36,0:34:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.80,0:34:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally it's over to the Channel 4\Nnewsroom where Jon Snow
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.44,0:34:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has a special bulletin about one of\Nthis year's biggest hits.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.08,0:34:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over to you, Jon.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:32.72,0:34:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An American building contractor is\Nfacing legal action
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.40,0:34:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after it emerged that she\Ninadvertently demolished a residence
Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.00,0:34:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whilst trying to gain entry.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.68,0:34:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She issued an apology to the home\Nowner insisting
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.32,0:34:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I never meant to start a war,\NI just wanted you to let me in,"
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.56,0:34:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and adding that she just closed her\Neyes and swung.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.44,0:34:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not the first time the\Nwoman's professional conduct
Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.08,0:34:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has been called into question as she\Nwas previously found licking tools
Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.48,0:35:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and operating heavy machinery while\Nfully nude.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.60,0:35:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jon Snow there, God bless him.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.08,0:35:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so what hit song was Jon\Nreporting on?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.12,0:35:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:08.44,0:35:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the song called again?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.76,0:35:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wrecking balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.00,0:35:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's very much\Nthe question, Jack.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.64,0:35:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, all right.\NFirst up, Louis Walsh asked you
Dialogue: 0,0:35:16.84,0:35:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what Kim and Kanye called\Ntheir baby. Did you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.04,0:35:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fred West.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:26.24,0:35:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a lovely name.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:27.96,0:35:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:29.68,0:35:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's North.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:31.44,0:35:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.08,0:35:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,North By North West.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.16,0:35:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the full name.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.04,0:35:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So his middle name is By North West?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.76,0:35:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. - No, By North.\NWest is its last name.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.24,0:35:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's no more ridiculous than\Nthe actual name, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.40,0:35:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. It's a fabulous name.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.24,0:35:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, they did christen\Ntheir child North,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.68,0:35:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so no points for you,\NJack and Jonathan,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:54.76,0:35:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but everyone else gets one.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.04,0:35:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Next I asked you which\Ncontroversial chart-topper
Dialogue: 0,0:35:58.80,0:36:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has been banned in 20 universities,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.56,0:36:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,led to an American dance coach\Nbeing fired
Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.40,0:36:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a law suit with Marvin Gaye.\NDid you get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:04.84,0:36:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aled Jones.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.36,0:36:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot of people see Aled on TV\Nand they think, "There he is,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:11.04,0:36:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"face of an angel, voice of an\Nangel," but behind closed doors
Dialogue: 0,0:36:14.16,0:36:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he is absolutely bonkers.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.68,0:36:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kristen, Dara?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:20.08,0:36:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. - What have you gone for?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.44,0:36:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've gone for creepy Robin Thicke.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.44,0:36:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Creepy? - Creepy Robin Thicke.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:25.48,0:36:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why Creepy?\N- He's just creepy. Look at him.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.24,0:36:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd clean him with a wire brush.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.36,0:36:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's filthy, dirty, sleazy,\Nget out of here. He's horrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.48,0:36:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've really taken against him.\NI really have gone against him.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:39.32,0:36:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm OK with him. I mean\Nthe lyrics are a bit date-rapey...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.16,0:36:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I know you want it,\NI know you want it.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.64,0:36:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I know you're saying\None thing, but I know."
Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.52,0:36:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you're a tart.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.56,0:36:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those may not be\Nthe actual lyrics, but the...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:55.88,0:36:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the song called?\NNo Means Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.32,0:37:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It might as well be, Noel.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.76,0:37:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called Blurred Lines\Nbut basically the content,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:03.88,0:37:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the idea is, "What was that, no?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.84,0:37:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, yeah, whatever."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:07.92,0:37:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No is such an ambiguous word,\Nthough, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:13.28,0:37:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does it mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.72,0:37:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a nightmare for me,\Ncos my name sounds like Noel.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:19.16,0:37:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.68,0:37:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,North By North West,\Nlet's carry on now.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.36,0:37:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very ambiguous
Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.72,0:37:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when someone says, "I don't want\Nyou to have sex with me."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:28.76,0:37:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do they mean by that?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.88,0:37:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, are they teasing?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.84,0:37:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't know where you\Nstand these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:35.12,0:37:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a quick look\Nat Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.24,0:37:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I know you want it
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.56,0:37:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I know you want it
Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.76,0:37:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I know you want it
Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.24,0:37:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're a good girl
Dialogue: 0,0:37:48.20,0:37:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Can't let it get past me
Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.44,0:37:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're far from plastic
Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.36,0:37:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Talk about getting blasted
Dialogue: 0,0:37:54.00,0:37:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I hate these blurred lines... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.76,0:37:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a prick.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.16,0:38:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.00,0:38:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's just an idiot, though.\N- Yes, he's just an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.64,0:38:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think he even knows\Nwhat it means.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.68,0:38:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's just a fucking idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.44,0:38:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did a show where I sat next to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.68,0:38:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, his legs were, like,\Nso thrust apart
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.08,0:38:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the big bulging crotch\Nwas in your face
Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.32,0:38:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it was just all so unnecessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.28,0:38:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you know you want it!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.76,0:38:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The show I was on was\NAlan Carr Chatty Man,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.96,0:38:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is actually a great show.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.44,0:38:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't know if anyone has seen it,\Nso...tune in.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.16,0:38:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He does great interviews.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:42.24,0:38:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but he mainly gets B-listers.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:46.08,0:38:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up I asked you what Beyonce\Ndidn't do at Obama's inauguration.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.76,0:38:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you know? - Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.00,0:38:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We believe she didn't sing,\Nshe mimed there,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.00,0:38:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm saying she didn't sing,\Nbut apparently it wasn't actually
Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.36,0:38:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beyonce because Beyonce couldn't\Nmake it so they had to send...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.20,0:39:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beyons B.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.64,0:39:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that one, that worked.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.52,0:39:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:06.52,0:39:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I, I think...\NShe lip-synched, she didn't sing.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.32,0:39:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noel, Richard, what did you get?\N- Miming, singing.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:12.96,0:39:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miming, singing. That's the right\Nanswer, everyone gets a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.80,0:39:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you why BBC Radio refused\Nto play the number two single
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.84,0:39:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in full on April 14th.\NDid you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.72,0:39:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cos it was shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.48,0:39:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Such an angry young man.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.72,0:39:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.08,0:39:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thatcher had just died and it was\NDing Dong The Witch Is Dead,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.24,0:39:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they said they'd play an excerpt\Nof it and explain why it was
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.08,0:39:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the charts rather than making\Neveryone listen to the entire thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.04,0:39:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is very fair cos actually once\Nyou've got the gag, you doze off.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.08,0:39:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Ding dong the witch is dead! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.44,0:39:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cos it goes on for three minutes\Nof that, like, "I get the joke!"
Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.48,0:39:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Do-do-do! The witch is dead! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:39:48.32,0:39:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Richard, you got this?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:49.68,0:39:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Ding dong the witch is dead! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.88,0:39:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead,\Nfrom the Wizard of Oz,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.32,0:39:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which reappeared in the charts\Nfollowing Margaret Thatcher's death.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.36,0:39:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jon Snow reported on one of\Nthe biggest hits of the year.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.76,0:40:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you know what it was?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.12,0:40:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. - Miley Cyrus.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.80,0:40:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the song was?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.20,0:40:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look at Me.\N- But she's on the Wrecking Ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.28,0:40:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noel, Richard, you got this? - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:08.16,0:40:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kristen, Dara? - Wrecking Ball.\N- Wrecking Ball by Mi.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.28,0:40:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By Miwey Cywus.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.20,0:40:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By Miwey Cywus.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:14.60,0:40:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And her sexy face.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.84,0:40:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do people think she's being,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.32,0:40:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, she's awful,\Nshe's all gone sexual."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.24,0:40:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing sexual\Nabout somebody going...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.92,0:40:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just wagging their... - Hold it,\Ndo that again with your tongue
Dialogue: 0,0:40:26.64,0:40:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cos you look a bit like her.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.00,0:40:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, if we give you the hairstyle,\Nget your tongue out. Look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.72,0:40:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a look at Miley Cyrus.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.32,0:40:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Wrecking ball
Dialogue: 0,0:40:41.48,0:40:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I never hit so hard in love
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.24,0:40:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ All I wanted was to break your\Nwalls
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.04,0:40:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ All you ever did was wreck me... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.36,0:40:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I met Miley Cyrus on a show,\Nactually.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.68,0:40:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was doing Graham Norton on the...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:59.32,0:41:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good show, isn't it, Jack?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:01.08,0:41:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a great show,\Nand she was actually very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:03.20,0:41:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was back when she was\Nin the Disney days.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.16,0:41:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's quite A-list.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.64,0:41:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. All right.\NTime for a very special guest
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.28,0:41:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome\Nthe new landlord
Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.72,0:41:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the Queen Vic,\Nit's Danny Dyer, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.04,0:41:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.80,0:41:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Danny Dyer,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:27.12,0:41:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or should I say Mick Carter. You're\Nthe new landlord of the Queen Vic.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.56,0:41:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.04,0:41:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you think\Nyou're going to die?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.00,0:41:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cos in EastEnders, everyone,\Nthey either get run over
Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.32,0:41:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or there's a gas explosion\Nor occasionally shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.64,0:41:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you had to put a bet on now...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.04,0:41:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, I want to do an Ian Beale,\Nthat's me now, I'm done.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.64,0:41:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fucking... I'm going to stay,\Na 20-stretch, you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.32,0:41:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A 20-stretch?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.88,0:41:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very few actors talk about jobs\Nin terms of...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.60,0:41:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet very few prisoners\Nare impressed by,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.88,0:41:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Where did you do your 20-stretch?"\N"In EastEnders."
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.24,0:41:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How was your Christmas, Danny?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.76,0:42:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you have a couple of jars\Nand get off your fucking nut?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:04.84,0:42:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice bit of goose, that was nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.56,0:42:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bit of goose, that's Cockney\Nrhyming slang for slag.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.68,0:42:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is! Shut up! Goosy rag, slag.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.08,0:42:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's not. - It is!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:17.00,0:42:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How was your year?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:18.08,0:42:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. Did a film called Vendetta,\Nit's out now.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:20.84,0:42:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come out on the 23rd.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.36,0:42:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a strong piece of work.\NJack, you've seen it.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.56,0:42:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good, came out on the 23rd,\Nclosed on the 25th. Brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.16,0:42:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It didn't. It is really good.\NIt's violent, though, innit?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:33.04,0:42:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's very violent, yes.\N- Very scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:34.60,0:42:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it, Jack's trying to get a bit\Ntough. "It's violent, innit?"
Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.76,0:42:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A minute ago he was talking\Nabout croquet rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.12,0:42:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, question time.\NYou've got a question for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:44.48,0:42:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the new landlord of the Queen\NVic. It's a suitable question.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.40,0:42:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Fuck sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:48.72,0:42:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the new landlord\Nof the Queen Vic.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.44,0:42:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've just said that.\N- That's what I'm saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:52.48,0:42:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny, are you wearing leggings\Nor are they...?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.12,0:43:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have we caught you in the middle\Nof a Shakespeare play?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.08,0:43:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking hell, what's the fucking...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.00,0:43:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you pirouette, can you\Nmake it like ballet?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.88,0:43:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like you're in panto,\Nthat's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.24,0:43:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I fucking read this or what?\NFuck sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:12.12,0:43:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna fuck off!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.64,0:43:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second half of the Nutcracker\Nstarts soon. You gotta go.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:21.24,0:43:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think they're called jeggings.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.92,0:43:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a blurred line right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:34.64,0:43:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they're quite feminine,\Nif you want to see how a real man
Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.40,0:43:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should dress, Noel,\Nstand up and show him.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.88,0:43:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:43:49.28,0:43:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must be the only person\Nin here who's thinking,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.64,0:43:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"His jeans are a bit baggy."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.80,0:43:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Danny, question.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.28,0:43:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, I'm the new landlord\Nof the Queen Vic.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:59.24,0:44:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.68,0:44:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonnie Langford called,\Nshe wants her top back.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:10.48,0:44:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you going to read this out?\NLet's do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:13.04,0:44:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not as easy as it looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.36,0:44:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a fuck, it's a\Nright poxy question and all.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.40,0:44:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get this straight, you're\Nthe landlord at the Queen Vic.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:21.88,0:44:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.60,0:44:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still with you, just...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.68,0:44:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, we're listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:27.72,0:44:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right this year Wetherspoons\Nannounced they're opening a new pub
Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.64,0:44:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a questionable location.\NCan you remember where?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:33.24,0:44:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't give one fuck\Nat this point!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.08,0:44:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so you all write something down.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.76,0:44:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Wetherspoons are opening\Na pub in a questionable location.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:48.48,0:44:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long have you been\Non the show now?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.24,0:44:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How long have you been filming\NEastEnders? - Couple of months.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.88,0:44:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is it hard work? - I'm fucked,\Nto be honest. Fucking shattered.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:55.80,0:44:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You need this like\Na hole in the head? - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:58.56,0:45:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Jack and Jonathan,\Nwhat have you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:00.88,0:45:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't know for sure. Albert\NSquare, next to the Queen Vic.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.48,0:45:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And then we drew a little picture\Nof Danny. - Of the landlord.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.00,0:45:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, what have you got,\NDara and Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.36,0:45:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kristen thought maybe somewhere\Nin or on the river,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:10.64,0:45:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we also drew a little picture\Nof Danny.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.08,0:45:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, and Noel, Richard,\Nwhat did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.68,0:45:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drainpipe Village.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:19.76,0:45:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They actually opened a pub\Ncalled the Hope and Champion
Dialogue: 0,0:45:23.40,0:45:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the services on the M40.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.36,0:45:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, mind how you go,\Nsee youse later!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.80,0:45:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Dyer, ladies and gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.64,0:45:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Dyer, everyone. Danny Dyer.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.60,0:45:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give him a round of applause.\NDanny Dyer.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.68,0:45:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, let's have a look and see\Nwhat that's done to the scores.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.84,0:45:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Jonathan have got 6,\NDara and Kristen have 14,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.16,0:45:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and Richard have 13.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.12,0:45:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're off for a quick break.\NSee you in two.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.44,0:46:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to\Nthe Big Fat Quiz 2013.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:06.72,0:46:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is\Nall about the year in sport.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.84,0:46:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cyclist Lance Armstrong confessed\Nall on Oprah about his drug use.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.60,0:46:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oprah said Armstrong\Nwas emotional and intense.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.24,0:46:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's drugs for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:17.56,0:46:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As well as confessing\Nto taking drugs,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:19.40,0:46:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the cyclist also admitted peddling.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.48,0:46:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Andy Murray stormed to victory\Nat Wimbledon in July.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.52,0:46:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was 77 years since the last\NEnglishman won Wimbledon -
Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.52,0:46:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fred Perry, who had to beat\NBen Sherman, Ted Baker
Dialogue: 0,0:46:34.16,0:46:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Ron Superdry along the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:36.32,0:46:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not saying Andy Murray is dour\Nbut he took his victory champagne
Dialogue: 0,0:46:39.60,0:46:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put it in the fridge to save\Nfor a special occasion.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.52,0:46:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, time for some questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.96,0:46:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First one - in July this year,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:46.28,0:46:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Andy Murray stormed to victory\Nat Wimbledon,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:48.36,0:46:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but what teenage behaviour\Nwere Hollywood actors
Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.64,0:46:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper\Ncaught doing at the final?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:53.64,0:46:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should write some jokes for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.76,0:46:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah!\N- His speeches are always like -
Dialogue: 0,0:46:57.92,0:47:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SLOWLY: "It was a really\Ntough match."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.88,0:47:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, he's like Superman,\Nand he goes -
Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.48,0:47:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, it's really difficult."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:08.08,0:47:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Write a joke for him, Jimmy,\Nyou selfish fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.00,0:47:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a lovely fellow. He's dropped\Ninto Mock the Week twice,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.76,0:47:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,done things with Sport Relief for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.84,0:47:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's great, he laughs at himself.\NLovely fella. Everything's always...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.96,0:47:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, are you going out with him?\NWhy don't you marry him?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:23.04,0:47:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can now.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.60,0:47:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- From March, I can.\N- Where did you watch the match from?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.12,0:47:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched the match\Nfrom inside his tennis bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.76,0:47:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't know I was there.\NIt was brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.16,0:47:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was in there amongst\Nthe sweat bands and his old pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.76,0:47:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Handing him bananas.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.08,0:47:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Handing him Lucozade. He loved it.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.28,0:47:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It was a really tough match."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:46.36,0:47:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a very good Andy Murray.\NOK, next question.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:48.56,0:47:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did the normally genteel Oxford\Nand Cambridge boat race
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.20,0:47:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,land the BBC in trouble\Nwith Ofcom this year?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.68,0:47:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Have you seen the Oxford/Cambridge\Nboat race, Kristen? - Never.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.44,0:47:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! I did!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:58.92,0:48:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw it on Social Network.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.56,0:48:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes! - Yes, you're right.\N- It was in The Social Network.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.48,0:48:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's a real thing. How did\Nthey get into trouble with the BBC?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.36,0:48:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They showed coverage of that\Nand they got into trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:08.96,0:48:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lots of the things in the film\NThe Social Network are real things.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.00,0:48:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody thinks they invented like\Nrowing for the sake of the film,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:15.16,0:48:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Social Network, and then ever\Nsince that film come out...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.96,0:48:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like Americans\Nwatching it thinking,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:19.96,0:48:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That's like quidditch.\NIt doesn't really happen."
Dialogue: 0,0:48:23.56,0:48:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next, it's over to the chirpiest\Nman in pop, Olly Murs.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:26.88,0:48:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy. Olly Murs here.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:28.28,0:48:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, when I'm not in the studio\Nmaking records,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.72,0:48:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm no stranger\Nto the football pitch,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:33.52,0:48:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but can your teams tell me what\Nwas unusual about the new signing
Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.44,0:48:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Doncaster Rovers reserve team\Nthis year?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:40.88,0:48:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Kristen, very much a question\Nfor you there -
Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.12,0:48:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doncaster Rovers,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.28,0:48:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what was unusual about\Ntheir signing? Come on...!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:48.04,0:48:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This must've been big news\Nin America.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:50.12,0:48:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was big news in America.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:54.72,0:48:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so over to Christine Ohuruogu\Nfor our next question.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:59.04,0:49:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy.\NNow I've had a pretty good 2013.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:02.00,0:49:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won a gold medal at the world\Nchampionships for the second time
Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.76,0:49:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was named Athlete Of The Year\Nfor a third time.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:08.12,0:49:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was also a big year\Nfor David Beckham
Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.32,0:49:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who signed for Paris Saint-Germain\Nin January,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.92,0:49:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his last club before retiring.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:14.96,0:49:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But can your teams tell me what he\Nimmediately did with all the money?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:18.76,0:49:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:21.64,0:49:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, did you know that?\N- Yeah. - Oh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.72,0:49:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dara knows a lot of stuff.\N- He really does.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.36,0:49:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but Beckham -\Nwhat an achievement.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.44,0:49:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn't look like it,\Nbut he knows stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.60,0:49:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what I'd do\Nif I was David Beckham
Dialogue: 0,0:49:33.84,0:49:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I had all that money\Nand international fame?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:36.04,0:49:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First thing I'd do?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.36,0:49:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would go up to those people\Nthat do the caricatures
Dialogue: 0,0:49:39.84,0:49:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Leicester Square\Nand just buy the one of myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:42.68,0:49:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because, you know how they always\Nhave a David Beckham there,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:45.32,0:49:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ready to go, as an example?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:47.00,0:49:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How sweet would that be!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.40,0:49:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone else is queuing,\Ntakes ages to get drawn.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:50.60,0:49:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're David Beckham, just turn up,\Nyeah - one off the shelf,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.32,0:49:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and off I go.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.40,0:49:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With ALL your money?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.76,0:50:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like David Beckham -\Nhe was on my show with Will Ferrell.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:00.76,0:50:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couple of fucking A-listers\Nthere for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:04.52,0:50:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He came on your show then,\Nbut two weeks prior to that,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:07.20,0:50:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I definitely saw him on\NThe Alan Titchmarsh Show.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:11.36,0:50:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's seeing other hosts.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.36,0:50:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's get some answers.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:15.20,0:50:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First up, I asked you what teenage\Nbehaviour
Dialogue: 0,0:50:17.32,0:50:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper
Dialogue: 0,0:50:18.88,0:50:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were caught doing during\Nthe Wimbledon final.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.04,0:50:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They blanked Jonathan Ross.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:22.84,0:50:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan was there at the final\Ntrying to be friends
Dialogue: 0,0:50:25.16,0:50:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saying, "Come on my show?"\NAnd they were, like, "Fuck off!"
Dialogue: 0,0:50:27.96,0:50:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were. You were both there\Nat that time.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.28,0:50:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was there with Jimmy.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.32,0:50:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We actually saw them. - You were trying\Nto flirt with them,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.84,0:50:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, I'd love to have you on,\NBradley."
Dialogue: 0,0:50:36.96,0:50:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they were, like, "I'm afraid\Nwe're booked for Loose Women."
Dialogue: 0,0:50:41.04,0:50:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:43.00,0:50:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They were jumping about\Nand high-fiving... - Break dancing?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.36,0:50:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They brought lino and they spun\Non their heads.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:49.40,0:50:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They...they were high-fiving\Neach other.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.88,0:50:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No! - OK, Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.00,0:50:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Necking and texting and giving\Neach other Eskimo kisses.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.40,0:51:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Eskimo kisses? - Yes, with the nose,\Nand all that. - Could you and Noel...?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:01.68,0:51:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, we could but we'd just...\NWe'd rather... - I would have done it.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:05.76,0:51:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Such a slut!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.76,0:51:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACK: I'll give you one.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:10.60,0:51:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'd rather have sex in a box.\NNo-one wants to see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:19.32,0:51:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer was...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:20.64,0:51:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer was they were spotted\Nactually taking a selfie.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.32,0:51:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taking a little selfie there\Nof themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:30.16,0:51:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. - Just taking a selfie to send\Nto Paul O'Grady
Dialogue: 0,0:51:32.60,0:51:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saying, "Please let me\Non your show, otherwise..."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:37.36,0:51:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, I asked you how the boat race
Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.84,0:51:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,landed the BBC in trouble\Nwith Ofcom. What did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.12,0:51:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put "no oars".
Dialogue: 0,0:51:44.96,0:51:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were doing it like when\Nyou're in the bath
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.20,0:51:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can't get\Nthe hot water down...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.56,0:51:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:53.68,0:51:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know, I thought nip slips.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:57.72,0:52:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's... Oh, what's that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:00.24,0:52:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many nipples!\NThe children!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.92,0:52:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every stroke, do-ing!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:05.04,0:52:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little singlets moving to the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.00,0:52:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Worse than nip slips,\Nis if your COX slips out.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.88,0:52:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, very much\Na rowing-based joke!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.84,0:52:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you said swearing, as well.\NNoel and Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.36,0:52:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Er, cox did a swear. - Yeah, there\Nwas a little bit of swearing.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.68,0:52:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oskar Zorrilla, the Oxford cox,\Nswore all the way through.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.80,0:52:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but he's the cox,\Nit's like...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.88,0:52:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't matter what he says.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:28.48,0:52:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If Clare Balding said, "It's time\Nfor the fucking boat race."
Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.40,0:52:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you could complain,\Nbut he's the cox.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:35.08,0:52:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, Olly Murs asked you what\Nwas unusual about Doncaster Rovers'
Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.40,0:52:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,new reserve signing.\NDid you get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:40.92,0:52:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is a she.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.08,0:52:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I think Dara got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.84,0:52:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's a member of...I think\Nit's One Direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.56,0:52:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't be...\NBut it's one of those bands.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.72,0:52:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So our answer is still valid -\Nhe is a she.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.28,0:52:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noel, Richard?\N- One Direction. - That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:56.76,0:52:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is Louie Tomlinson\Nfrom One Direction -
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.12,0:53:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- he's the new reserve signing\Nfor Doncaster Rovers. - Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:02.16,0:53:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There he is.\N- He's the one on the right, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:06.04,0:53:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next up, Christine Ohuruogu\Nasked you what David Beckham did
Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.48,0:53:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with all his wages when he signed\Nfor Paris Saint-Germain. Any ideas?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.44,0:53:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Over to Jonathan.\N- I think he was going to a market
Dialogue: 0,0:53:15.52,0:53:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he exchanged the money\Nfor some magic beans.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.56,0:53:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Victoria was furious.\NShe threw the beans out the window.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.04,0:53:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And overnight,\Na giant beanstalk grew,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:26.32,0:53:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and young David went up\Nthe beanstalk.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.76,0:53:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was very brave,\Nbut he was also scared
Dialogue: 0,0:53:31.12,0:53:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because a giant was living\Nat the top of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:33.72,0:53:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell...\NI smell a range of colognes!"
Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.24,0:53:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.76,0:53:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gave his money\Nto children's charities.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.52,0:53:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- OK, Noel?\N- He bought new shin pads.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.00,0:53:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, "charity" we put.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.12,0:53:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, at the start,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.24,0:53:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- charity, charity.\N- Or a flat screened 3D-enabled TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.36,0:53:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see the charity there,\Nso the answer was
Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.20,0:53:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David Beckham gave all his wages\Nto a French children's charity.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.08,0:54:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bet he's regretting that now\Nhe's got to support
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.36,0:54:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a wife and four kids on his pension.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:02.52,0:54:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, for a bonus question,\Nit's over to the Big Fat Quiz's
Dialogue: 0,0:54:05.60,0:54:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,masterpiece theatre,\Nwhere actor Charles Dance
Dialogue: 0,0:54:08.08,0:54:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is reading from a celebrity\Nbiography published this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.40,0:54:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chapter Five.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:15.48,0:54:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sometimes have to pinch myself\Nwhen I think of what I'm doing
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.92,0:54:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and how lucky I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:21.28,0:54:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not long ago, I was out and\NSteven Gerrard, the England player,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.72,0:54:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,came up to me and shook my hand\Nand was, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:27.52,0:54:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I love the show, I always watch it."
Dialogue: 0,0:54:30.00,0:54:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I nearly choked on my vodka.\NI couldn't believe it.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.08,0:54:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was crazy,\Nand I was, like, W-T-F!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.76,0:54:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had some banter\Nand I couldn't get my head round it.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:40.12,0:54:42.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My legs were like jelly. Lol!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:42.96,0:54:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like the time I got invited\Nto Jamelia's birthday party at Maveda
Dialogue: 0,0:54:46.64,0:54:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and swapped numbers with Pixie Lott!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.40,0:54:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The most starstruck I've ever been
Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.60,0:54:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is when I sort of met Beyonce\Nat her perfume launch.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.20,0:55:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Beyonce, but unfortunately,\Nshe had a load of security round her
Dialogue: 0,0:55:00.28,0:55:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I had to just look at her.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:02.00,0:55:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sad face.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.92,0:55:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then there was that time I was\Nlate for the Twilight premiere and
Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.52,0:55:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ended up on the red carpet next to\NTaylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:12.56,0:55:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fancy the pair of them!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.28,0:55:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I definitely wouldn't say no, and I\Ncouldn't believe it was happening
Dialogue: 0,0:55:17.64,0:55:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that I was actually next to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:19.92,0:55:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was brilliant!\NHashtag - the good times.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:28.16,0:55:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charles Dance there!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:30.16,0:55:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good, OK...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:34.04,0:55:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what celebrity autobiography\Nwas that from?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:37.12,0:55:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you all got something?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:39.20,0:55:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so, Jack, you've gone for...?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:41.40,0:55:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He went for...\N- Baroness Trumpington of Sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:45.92,0:55:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, almost the opposite of that.\NDara and Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.16,0:55:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've gone for legendary cleric\NBishop Desmond Tutu.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:54.56,0:55:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the text speak\Nthat gave it away.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.24,0:55:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel? Richard?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:59.36,0:56:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put his own autobiography.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:02.92,0:56:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It might be a double bluff.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:06.00,0:56:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't seem to even be\Nlooking at the book.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:10.24,0:56:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like he'd lived it.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:12.28,0:56:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was, he was reading\Nby candlelight.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.80,0:56:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like Cyrano de Bergerac -
Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.36,0:56:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no way he could have been\Nreading the words.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.56,0:56:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That didn't even look like the book.\N- No. - It was leatherbound.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.32,0:56:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was something out of a jumble\Nsale the props department bought.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.36,0:56:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole thing's a fucking sham.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:29.04,0:56:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go back and see.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.92,0:56:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was an extract from Secrets\NOf An Essex Girl, by Lauren Goodger.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:37.20,0:56:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amaze!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.84,0:56:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually don't know who that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.84,0:56:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's in The Only Way Is Essex.\N- Ah, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:46.20,0:56:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see what that's done\Nto the scores -
Dialogue: 0,0:56:48.68,0:56:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so Jack and Jonathan\Nhave six points,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.04,0:56:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and Richard have 16,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:52.52,0:56:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara and Kristen in the lead\Nwith 17 points at this stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:55.12,0:57:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Going for a quick break,\Nsee you in three.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:07.92,0:57:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:09.84,0:57:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is all about the people\Nwho made this year memorable.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.56,0:57:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tommy Robinson quit as head\Nof the EDL, which is a shame as
Dialogue: 0,0:57:15.72,0:57:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just thinking about switching\Nmy gas and electric to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:19.36,0:57:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He quit because he said there were\Ntoo many far-right extremists,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:23.28,0:57:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is a bit like giving up Grindr\Nbecause you keep meeting gay men.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.20,0:57:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,17-year-old Paris Brown\Nresigned from being Britain's
Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.40,0:57:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first youth police\Nand crime commissioner
Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.00,0:57:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after tweeting about taking drugs,\Nhaving sex and getting drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:36.96,0:57:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's now head of the Co-op Bank.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:39.64,0:57:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- OK, ready for more questions?\N- Yes. - Straight over to
Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.92,0:57:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the walking encyclopaedia\Nfrom Pointless, Richard Osman.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.84,0:57:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy. Hi, everyone.\NHope you're having a good time.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:47.32,0:57:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it's a fairly well-known\NTV fact that because I'm Richard
Dialogue: 0,0:57:50.04,0:57:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of Pointless,\NI never get anything wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.68,0:57:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, this year the Vatican\Ndid get something wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.44,0:57:58.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had to recall 6,000 coins\Nthey'd issued to commemorate
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.48,0:58:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the inauguration of Pope Francis.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:00.72,0:58:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did they have to recall them?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.52,0:58:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can your teams remember the fairly\Nmajor mistake that they made?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.64,0:58:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so the coins to commemorate\Nthe inauguration of Pope Francis
Dialogue: 0,0:58:09.68,0:58:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had something wrong with them.\NWhat was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:12.08,0:58:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next question. Justin Bieber\Nhad a hell of a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:14.40,0:58:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He punched a photographer,\Nhe had his tour bus raided,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:16.92,0:58:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was allegedly filmed leaving\Na brothel in South America,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:19.52,0:58:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even had his pet monkey confiscated\Nby German authorities.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.68,0:58:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But how did a visit to Amsterdam\Nprove particularly controversial?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:27.24,0:58:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got into all the papers,\Na big story.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:30.72,0:58:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but that doesn't mean\Nwe were obliged to read it.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:34.08,0:58:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you'll like this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:36.72,0:58:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be that as it may.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.20,0:58:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I think you know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:39.80,0:58:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:41.64,0:58:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you say I don't "Bielebe" I do?\NYou did say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.36,0:58:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You did. - Shoot me in the head now.\N- Subconsciously, you're a Bieleber.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:48.28,0:58:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should write that down.\N"I don't Bielebe it."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.20,0:58:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And that could be a new\Ncatchphrase. - I don't Bielebe it!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.96,0:58:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill Jimmy, kill Jimmy, kill Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:57.56,0:59:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay. OK, next question. I'm very\Nexcited to say we're going over
Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.56,0:59:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the one, the only Will Ferrell.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:03.36,0:59:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.04,0:59:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, as you know, former president\NGeorge W Bush has given me
Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.20,0:59:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of great material\Nover the years.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:11.24,0:59:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But even I felt a pang of sympathy
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.68,0:59:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for him when his e-mails\Nwere hacked this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:17.20,0:59:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The leaks revealed he'd taken up\Nan extraordinary new hobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.64,0:59:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can your teams tell me what it was?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.80,0:59:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, that's wrong. - It's correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.80,0:59:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's not only wrong, it's probably\Nlibellous. - It's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.20,0:59:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do the politics questions,\Nyou do the silly Justin Bieber ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.60,0:59:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how we work, as a dynamic.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:36.08,0:59:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next question.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.72,0:59:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MEP Godfrey Bloom\Ncaused embarrassment for UKIP
Dialogue: 0,0:59:40.36,0:59:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this year after a string\Nof high-profile gaffes.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:43.40,0:59:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you name one of his gaffes?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.76,0:59:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you do? Oh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:49.64,0:59:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Final question. Dame Helen Mirren\Nhit the headlines for
Dialogue: 0,0:59:52.12,0:59:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing something rather unexpected\Nwhile dressed as the Queen.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.12,0:59:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.00,0:59:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:59.00,1:00:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is not what happened.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:00.36,1:00:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it could be.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:01.76,1:00:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would do that.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:03.04,1:00:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She would have woken up.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.52,1:00:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, has everyone got something?\NWe'll go for answers.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:09.20,1:00:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First up, Richard Osman\Nasked you what mishap befell
Dialogue: 0,1:00:12.24,1:00:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the set of commemorative coins\Nproduced for Pope Francis this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:15.24,1:00:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you know? - Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.52,1:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were chocolate coins.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:20.00,1:00:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:21.40,1:00:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought the worse thing that\Nyou could give them would be
Dialogue: 0,1:00:24.72,1:00:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,melted down wiccan nickels.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:30.64,1:00:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A wiccan nickel?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:32.32,1:00:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, melted down into the\Npope's commemorative coin.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.08,1:00:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, a witch's...
Dialogue: 0,1:00:36.44,1:00:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God, can I just say,
Dialogue: 0,1:00:38.24,1:00:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that photo looks like\NBaby George all grown up.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.72,1:00:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,1:00:45.32,1:00:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is weird.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.88,1:00:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the background,\Nis he going through a Stargate?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.60,1:00:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Richard and Noel?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:57.60,1:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had condoms on them.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:00.00,1:01:01.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the coins...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:01.40,1:01:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Had condoms on them.\N- So no-one got that.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:04.80,1:01:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you the answer,\Nthe answer was 6,000 coins
Dialogue: 0,1:01:07.08,1:01:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had to be recalled because they said\N"Lesus" instead of "Jesus."
Dialogue: 0,1:01:11.68,1:01:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Lesus the Lizard Jesus?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:15.32,1:01:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Lizard Jesus, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.64,1:01:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, I asked you what\NJustin Bieber did in Amsterdam
Dialogue: 0,1:01:19.28,1:01:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that proved particularly\Ncontroversial. Did anyone know?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:21.84,1:01:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Jonathan's\Njust put "Anne Frank."
Dialogue: 0,1:01:24.04,1:01:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The question was, what did he do?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.96,1:01:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to elaborate there.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.80,1:01:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He went to the Anne Frank Museum\Nand he signed in the book saying,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:31.56,1:01:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I think Anne Frank\Nwould be a Bieleber."
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.56,1:01:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no. Please give poor\NJustin Bieleber a chance. He said,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.56,1:01:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I do hope she might... I wonder\Nif she might have been a Bieleber."
Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.52,1:01:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is not necessarily a bad thing\Nto wonder, especially if,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:42.44,1:01:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as he probably was, you're off\Nyour fucking tits on marijuana.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.72,1:01:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A friend of mine went to Amsterdam\Nand took some magic mushrooms and
Dialogue: 0,1:01:49.60,1:01:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,went to the Anne Frank Museum and\Nthought it was like an interactive
Dialogue: 0,1:01:52.48,1:01:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing where it was like\NWhere's Wally?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:54.36,1:01:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And ended up trying to rip off one\Nof the radiators, cos he thought
Dialogue: 0,1:01:57.12,1:02:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he heard someone behind it, but it's\Nnot embarrassing, because as I say,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:00.08,1:02:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it happened to a friend of mine.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:09.64,1:02:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kristen, Kristen, do you know\Nthis one? - I do know, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:12.56,1:02:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just like Jonathan said,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:14.04,1:02:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he said Anne Frank\Nwould love him, you know.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:17.08,1:02:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He thinks Anne Frank\Nwould have loved him
Dialogue: 0,1:02:19.44,1:02:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I think that's really beautiful,\Nand for people who are, like,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:22.76,1:02:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That's so gross." It's like how do\Nthey know what she would have loved?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.04,1:02:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, she'd be like\Na Bright Eyes fan or something?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:31.68,1:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's a fine and complete\Nanswer. Noel and Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:35.00,1:02:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anne Frank stuff.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:37.60,1:02:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is good enough from you.\NWhat happened was
Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.84,1:02:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he visited Anne Frank's house\Nand wrote in the guest book,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:42.36,1:02:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Truly inspiring\Nto be able to come here,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:44.60,1:02:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Anne was a great girl, hopefully\Nshe would have been a Bieleber".
Dialogue: 0,1:02:48.36,1:02:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's fine. That's fine.\N- Also, come on, he was, like, 16.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:51.44,1:02:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If my son, when he was 16,\Nwent to Amsterdam and I found out
Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.88,1:02:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he'd gone to the Anne Frank Museum,\NI'd be fucking amazed.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:01.04,1:03:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lot else\Nto do in Amsterdam.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:03.20,1:03:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a good point.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.64,1:03:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the most proud\NI've been to be British this year
Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.04,1:03:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because, like, last year we had the\NOlympics, we had the royal wedding,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:10.00,1:03:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, national pride was\Nat an all-time high and I thought
Dialogue: 0,1:03:12.48,1:03:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were never\Ngoing to get that again.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.08,1:03:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then in February,\NJustin Bieber came to this island
Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.48,1:03:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and within four days,\Nwe broke the fucker.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:20.28,1:03:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Proud of ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:21.48,1:03:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU should be proud of yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:24.16,1:03:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And next up, Will Ferrell asked\Nyou what extraordinary hobby
Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.84,1:03:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George W Bush was revealed\Nto have taken up. Anyone get it?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:29.84,1:03:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yup. - He wrote the wrong thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.80,1:03:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stalking. And then I put "Dash, deer\Nnot women," because he's a hunter.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.16,1:03:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He likes hunting,\Nso it's... He was stalking deer.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.68,1:03:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a practice where you follow\Ndeer around. - That's not the answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.60,1:03:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You could not be more wrong.\N- He paints portraits of himself
Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.92,1:03:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of dogs and he's actually\Nnot that bad. And I just wish
Dialogue: 0,1:03:48.16,1:03:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he would have believed in himself\Nand had enough confidence
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.52,1:03:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to become an artist before he got\Ninto his presidential phase.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:57.28,1:03:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he'd only really\Ngiven it a go, you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:59.88,1:04:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Same as Hitler, to a certain extent.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.12,1:04:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he'd just stuck\Nwith the painting...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:04.52,1:04:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much damage\Ncould he have done, you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:07.00,1:04:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He painted portraits of himself\Nin the bath, didn't he? The bathroom?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:10.60,1:04:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very specific. Let's have\Na look at some of the paintings.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:16.20,1:04:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all right.\NIt's a pretty good dog.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:20.40,1:04:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, that's a grown man that was\Nthe most powerful man in the world
Dialogue: 0,1:04:23.28,1:04:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that did that, so well done.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.76,1:04:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- NOEL: Yeah! That's pretty fucking\Ncool, that one. - That's all right.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:28.92,1:04:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one's better.\NThis next one, look at that.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:31.32,1:04:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that in the mirror?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:33.32,1:04:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chris Huhne in prison.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.56,1:04:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next up, I asked you
Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.72,1:04:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you could name one of\NGodfrey Bloom's gaffes this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.40,1:04:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you get on?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:43.76,1:04:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was he the one who called those\Nbreak-out meetings at UKIP's party,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:47.52,1:04:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he referred to women as sluts?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.52,1:04:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is one of the things he did.\NJack, Jonathan?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:52.64,1:04:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the Bonga-Bonga man,\Nas well, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:54.80,1:04:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the one who talked about\Nsending people to Bonga-Bonga land
Dialogue: 0,1:04:57.52,1:05:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we've put "Slutgate", because\Nwe popularised it in that way.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:00.24,1:05:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:02.08,1:05:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put, he said something\Nthat wasn't racist.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:07.24,1:05:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we put Bongoland in the corner.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:09.32,1:05:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Presumably the one you have,\Nthe one you have is when he hit
Dialogue: 0,1:05:11.92,1:05:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- somebody with a catalogue? - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:14.48,1:05:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hit a Channel 4 reporter\Nwith a brochure, party brochure.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:19.08,1:05:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody pointed out that,
Dialogue: 0,1:05:20.36,1:05:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"There are no black faces on\Nyour montage of UKIP supporters."
Dialogue: 0,1:05:23.76,1:05:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he thought about it for a second
Dialogue: 0,1:05:25.36,1:05:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and weighed up the pros\Nand cons...and just hit him.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:29.32,1:05:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hit him over the head\Nand called him a racist.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:31.80,1:05:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.88,1:05:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr Bloom, what do you make\Nof the front cover of this,
Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.00,1:05:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your, the conference brochure\Nwith no black faces on it?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.28,1:05:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a racist comment is that.\NHow dare you!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:42.84,1:05:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's an appalling thing to say.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:44.56,1:05:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're picking people out\Nfor the colour of their skin.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:47.08,1:05:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You disgust me, get out of the way.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:49.20,1:05:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's appalling\Nabout making that point?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:51.24,1:05:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Racist. You, sir, are a racist.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:53.08,1:05:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I a racist, for saying\Nthere aren't any black people?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:55.92,1:05:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell me this and you've checked\Nout the colour of people's faces.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:59.56,1:06:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Disgraceful, disgraceful.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:04.68,1:06:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's good TV!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:11.40,1:06:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That reminds me so much\Nof my dad, when he found out
Dialogue: 0,1:06:13.72,1:06:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that our local newsagents\Nwas stocking the Guardian.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:17.44,1:06:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You bastards!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.56,1:06:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He also said British aid shouldn't\Nbe sent to Bongo-Bongo land.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:23.92,1:06:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know what? He is right,\Nbecause if we're sending aid
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.60,1:06:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Bongo-Bongo land, that's wrong,\Nbecause it doesn't fucking exist.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:30.48,1:06:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's where they make Um Bongo.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.84,1:06:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Final answer, final answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:35.48,1:06:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you what unexpected thing\NHelen Mirren did
Dialogue: 0,1:06:37.72,1:06:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whilst dressed up as the Queen.\NDid you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.92,1:06:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scaring people in Madame Tussauds.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:42.72,1:06:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be so much fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:45.48,1:06:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was doing whatever play\Nshe's doing in the West End
Dialogue: 0,1:06:48.48,1:06:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there were drummers drumming\Noutside and she left the show,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:51.64,1:06:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mid-show, and it was just in the\Nmiddle of one of the acts and said,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:54.52,1:06:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: "I'll be back\Nin a minute." Or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:57.20,1:06:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't do the Queen's voice.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:59.16,1:07:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: "One must go\Nand tell some drummers to fuck off."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:04.00,1:07:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Went outside\Nand turned all Danny Dyer on them.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.40,1:07:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You fucking slags. Fucking drummer!"
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.56,1:07:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fucking drum you, cow."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:15.28,1:07:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, off they go.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.76,1:07:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.12,1:07:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Told drummer to fuck off.\N- That is the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:21.72,1:07:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got the direct quote, which was
Dialogue: 0,1:07:23.80,1:07:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shut the fuck up,\Npeople have paid fucking £100
Dialogue: 0,1:07:26.28,1:07:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"for their theatre tickets"
Dialogue: 0,1:07:27.76,1:07:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- to a group of drummers outside the\Ntheatre. - I think she had a point.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:30.60,1:07:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but what if she'd\Naccidentally stumbled into Stomp?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:34.72,1:07:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it's that part of the show\Nwhere I introduce a mystery guest.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:37.40,1:07:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you have to do is guess\Nwho they are and how
Dialogue: 0,1:07:39.52,1:07:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they made the news this year. Ladies\Nand gentlemen, our mystery guest.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.04,1:07:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.04,1:07:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you?\NIt's very nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:50.32,1:07:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so you can only ask questions\Nthat she can answer yes or no.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:53.72,1:07:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get\Nyour tights from Danny Dyer?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:57.24,1:08:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No. - Were you in\NSpice Girls: The Musical?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:01.56,1:08:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No. - Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:04.04,1:08:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, well done.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:05.40,1:08:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is your name Amanda Knox?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:10.24,1:08:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:12.48,1:08:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes or no?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:15.48,1:08:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you appear on television?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.12,1:08:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:20.44,1:08:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you appear on it unwillingly?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:25.20,1:08:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No. - Was the situation blurred?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:31.12,1:08:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. - Did you win MasterChef?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:33.28,1:08:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No. - Is it a cooking show?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:35.12,1:08:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No. - Is it...? - A performing show?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:37.36,1:08:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. - Are you the lady\Nthat operates Bruce Forsyth?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:44.80,1:08:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So it's a big show on television,\Nbig reality show. - Not that big.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:51.84,1:08:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a news story\Noff the back of this.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.96,1:08:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a reality show and there was\Na news story off the back of it,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:56.64,1:08:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cos it was such an extraordinary\Nthing that happened.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.96,1:09:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you been on\Nthe Jonathan Ross... Oh, no,
Dialogue: 0,1:09:00.96,1:09:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a big show, you said!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:02.52,1:09:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another clue would be\Nyou were on a show
Dialogue: 0,1:09:04.44,1:09:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I think it is fair to say that\Nyou were not...you were not invited.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:07.36,1:09:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, yes, I know,\Nyou threw an egg at someone. - Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:09.56,1:09:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Write down your answers. You've\Ngot to write down your answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:16.92,1:09:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He gave the whole answer\Nto everyone. - You didn't say.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:19.32,1:09:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What was it again?\N- She threw an egg.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:22.72,1:09:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's see what everyone put.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:25.08,1:09:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Jonathan, you went with?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:26.76,1:09:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We went with threw egg on Cowell.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:29.20,1:09:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Richard?\N- We just went with threw an egg
Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.88,1:09:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at someone on Britain's Got Talent.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:32.96,1:09:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dara? - Threw an egg, like Jack said.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:36.32,1:09:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So tell them who you are.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:38.00,1:09:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name's Natalie Holt and I\Nthrew some eggs at Simon Cowell.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:45.28,1:09:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the back story to it anyway?\NI never really got why you did it.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:48.20,1:09:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I just thought\NSimon Cowell's got too much power
Dialogue: 0,1:09:51.48,1:09:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and influence in the music industry,
Dialogue: 0,1:09:53.12,1:09:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I thought it would be funny\Nto throw an egg at him.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.12,1:09:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you, young lady, were correct.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:59.76,1:10:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was very funny.\NLet's have a look at you in action.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.00,1:10:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ The unreachable
Dialogue: 0,1:10:06.52,1:10:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ The unreachable
Dialogue: 0,1:10:10.76,1:10:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Star
Dialogue: 0,1:10:18.24,1:10:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And I always dream
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.04,1:10:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ The impossible dream... ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:10:26.60,1:10:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,1:10:29.40,1:10:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING
Dialogue: 0,1:10:32.36,1:10:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got one more question.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:34.80,1:10:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go ahead, Noel. - Will you marry me?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:37.88,1:10:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy cow!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:39.12,1:10:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm marrying somebody else, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:41.04,1:10:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, for fuck's sake!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:43.72,1:10:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really good aim.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.00,1:10:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were, like, 30 feet away from\Nhim and he got him on the head.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:47.80,1:10:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got him twice.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:49.12,1:10:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you get backstage\Nand onto the stage for that?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.68,1:10:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was booked to mime in this backing\Norchestra with an act that was on
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.96,1:11:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the show and I just thought,\N"Well, I could pelt them with eggs."
Dialogue: 0,1:11:02.04,1:11:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever considered\Nbecoming a terrorist?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:10.24,1:11:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Natalie Holt, everyone,\Ngive her a round of applause.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:12.84,1:11:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,1:11:14.84,1:11:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a quick look and see\Nwhat that's done to the scores.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:17.48,1:11:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Jonathan have 9 points,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:19.44,1:11:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and Richard have 21.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:21.04,1:11:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the lead,\NDara and Kristen with 22.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:24.52,1:11:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time for another break.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:25.88,1:11:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once again, Natalie,\Ngive her a round of applause.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.44,1:11:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,1:11:39.08,1:11:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the Big Fat Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:40.64,1:11:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is all about lifestyle -
Dialogue: 0,1:11:42.44,1:11:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the fads, fashions,\Ntechnologies and trends of 2013.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:45.76,1:11:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grand Theft Auto 5 was\Nan enormous hit this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:48.76,1:11:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The big moral question is,\Ndoes playing Grand Theft Auto
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.80,1:11:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,affect the way one relates\Nto hookers
Dialogue: 0,1:11:53.68,1:11:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've kidnapped in the real world?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:55.72,1:11:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Share A Coke campaign
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.36,1:11:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,launched this year,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:58.84,1:12:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,advertisers discovered\Npeople all over the world
Dialogue: 0,1:12:01.36,1:12:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enjoy having their teeth dissolved\Nby something with their name on it.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:05.80,1:12:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, and for our first question,\Nit's over to Rizzle Kicks.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:09.08,1:12:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wassup, Jimmy?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:10.68,1:12:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, as pop sensations,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:12.36,1:12:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's very important we keep\Nourselves looking shipshape.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.00,1:12:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- These bad boys didn't happen\Novernight. - Where's the beach?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:19.60,1:12:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the biggest health fads this\Nyear was the 5:2 diet,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:22.32,1:12:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but can your teams explain\Nhow it actually works?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:25.12,1:12:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, that's the Rizzle Kicks.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:26.36,1:12:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we have another\Nlook at the Rizzle Kicks, there?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:28.60,1:12:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of them looks as\Nif he might be solving a murder.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.52,1:12:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'll be Harley.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:33.84,1:12:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harley - I love the Rizzle Kicks.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:35.24,1:12:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Rizzle Kicks.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:36.28,1:12:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really love Rizzle Kicks?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:37.72,1:12:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I love Rizzle Kicks.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:39.08,1:12:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you go to their gigs?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:40.28,1:12:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ye... - I have never...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:41.44,1:12:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wear their badges, got their album?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:43.08,1:12:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate people who are only getting\Non the Rizzle Kicks bandwagon now,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:46.00,1:12:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I was there when they were\Njust starting off.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:50.12,1:12:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next question.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:51.20,1:12:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a look at this clip of a woman\Nsitting down to a bite to eat.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:55.08,1:12:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why was this newsworthy?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:56.44,1:12:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here she is.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:57.60,1:12:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's eating a bit of burger there.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.68,1:13:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did that make the news?\NWhy on earth would that be a story?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:02.88,1:13:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, what have you got?\NWhat's going on?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:05.20,1:13:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, last year Jack had\Nsome pizza delivered.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:08.56,1:13:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Because it's Boxing Day...\N- Oh, you've got some bread. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:11.48,1:13:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We thought we'd make some\Nfood for us.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:13.52,1:13:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what have you got?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:14.84,1:13:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got some bread\Nand we've got some turkey.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:17.04,1:13:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last year, I ordered pizza\Nfor everyone, a lovely gesture.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.08,1:13:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This year, you've brought\Nyour old turkey.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:23.48,1:13:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank you, Jonathan.\NYou're so generous.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:26.96,1:13:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and, yeah, just go ahead\Nwith your hands.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:30.40,1:13:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We just...? - You can add some mayo\Nif you want.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:34.64,1:13:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, this is the least\Nappetising thing I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:38.88,1:13:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are we allowed to eat this,\NJonathan? - Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.20,1:13:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are there any vegetarians\Nhere in the audience?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.12,1:13:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DARA: Stop squeezing the sandwich.\NWhat is this process...?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:47.40,1:13:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,1:13:49.20,1:13:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't throw turkey at people.\N- I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.56,1:13:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how Jonathan makes\Na sandwich, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:53.72,1:13:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan puts\Nthe things between the bread
Dialogue: 0,1:13:55.68,1:13:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then squeezes really hard...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:57.72,1:14:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called a post-Christmas\Nsandwich.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:01.32,1:14:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're in the middle of a quiz here.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:03.16,1:14:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CORK POPS\NOoh!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:05.40,1:14:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What noise did you just make, Jack?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:07.80,1:14:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the bottle.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:09.60,1:14:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy, I've also got some\Npresents for people.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:12.04,1:14:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are, and I'm re-gifting,\Nthese are unwanted gifts.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.56,1:14:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I would bring them\Nin anyway.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:16.76,1:14:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really kind of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:18.04,1:14:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I want.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:19.08,1:14:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unwanted Christmas gift.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.12,1:14:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know. - Jonathan!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.20,1:14:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I haven't seen that,\Ncan I have that?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:25.44,1:14:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah... - Trust me, you don't\Nwant to watch that.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:28.72,1:14:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what, Jonathan?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:30.28,1:14:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you actually go out\Nand buy two copies just for this?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:32.80,1:14:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, these are the ones you gave me.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:36.32,1:14:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the fun over here.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:38.32,1:14:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to put some\Nturkey in this...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:43.56,1:14:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we put your jacket on the\Nturkey, it'll look like it's alive.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:47.12,1:14:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you should wear\Nthe turkey as a hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:50.40,1:14:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's the perfect present.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.20,1:14:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a Jimmy Carr DVD\Nwith turkey in it.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.36,1:15:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noel? - This is unbelievable. - Noel?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:00.52,1:15:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, what's happened? - Noel, if Dara\Nwere to put on your coat,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:03.60,1:15:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you would look like the baddie\Nin Despicable Me.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:08.92,1:15:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying, that would...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:13.80,1:15:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just think it would look amazing.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:18.36,1:15:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all fans of Despicable Me,\Nyes?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.16,1:15:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE CHEERS\NAnd then if I put...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:21.80,1:15:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to stretch it, here...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:23.40,1:15:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might have to just put -\Noh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.20,1:15:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:37.44,1:15:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a small scarf on me!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.60,1:15:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your coat is like a throw for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:46.40,1:15:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should do... This is just a much\Nbetter way to do television shows.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:50.12,1:15:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why don't we carry on like this?\N- Let's carry on like this, Kristen.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:53.76,1:15:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I getting yelled at right now?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.84,1:15:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's carry on...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:58.04,1:15:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you serious?!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:59.60,1:16:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the fact that Jonathan\Nbrought out the turkey
Dialogue: 0,1:16:01.80,1:16:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a bit of a gag,\Nand now has eaten half a sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.64,1:16:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really good turkey.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:06.84,1:16:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we just look like two people\Nwho met at a festival...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:15.40,1:16:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..and are badly\Ncoming down off of drugs.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:18.00,1:16:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,1:16:20.72,1:16:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's quiz.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:22.12,1:16:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- OK, let's quiz, let's quiz,\Neveryone. - Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:24.40,1:16:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ready to quiz.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:25.76,1:16:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, time for another guest question.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:27.60,1:16:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This time it's over to astronaut\NChris Hadfield.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:30.44,1:16:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, lovely Chris.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.52,1:16:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy. Chris Hadfield here.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:33.84,1:16:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This year, I spent five months\Non the International Space Station.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:37.84,1:16:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had the chance to photograph\Nand tweet some incredible images
Dialogue: 0,1:16:42.64,1:16:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of our Earth, but what did I do\Njust before I came home from space
Dialogue: 0,1:16:47.20,1:16:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has since been viewed over\N19 million times on YouTube?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:51.16,1:16:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so Chris wants to know\Nwhat he did in space
Dialogue: 0,1:16:53.56,1:16:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that attracted 19 million hits\Non YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:56.20,1:16:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can we carry on with the quiz?\NI feel so empowered.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:58.76,1:17:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- If you could just write down...\N- I feel like Henry VIII.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.64,1:17:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:06.12,1:17:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next question.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:08.56,1:17:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just hit\NKeith Richards in the face.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:11.52,1:17:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I'm on a really weird\None-night stand at Glastonbury
Dialogue: 0,1:17:15.04,1:17:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't know\Nwhen's the time to...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:17.68,1:17:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've got to get back to my tent.\N- OK...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:21.48,1:17:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would give you my number but my\Nphone's run out of battery, so...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:25.24,1:17:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's maybe just call it quits.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:26.80,1:17:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, I'd get yourself checked.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:31.48,1:17:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:33.40,1:17:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so one of my favourite actors\Nis asking the next question.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:36.08,1:17:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Paul Rudd, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:39.20,1:17:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They're all your favourite actors.\N- God, he's such a crawler.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:43.24,1:17:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.48,1:17:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, obviously, I'm a major\Nnewshound
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.00,1:17:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't miss a single scoop.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.08,1:17:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One story in particular\Ncaught my eye this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:52.28,1:17:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In November, 23-year-old Evan Spiegel
Dialogue: 0,1:17:55.84,1:17:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reportedly turned down an offer\Nof $3 billion from Facebook.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:00.88,1:18:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can your teams tell me why?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.12,1:18:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Final question on this round, OK?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:05.72,1:18:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does anyone mind\Nif I just have a sleep?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:08.40,1:18:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just curl up.\N- Do you want me to spoon you?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:12.32,1:18:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, night! Wake me up in four fucking\Nhours when this is over.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:22.36,1:18:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night, sweet prince.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:28.08,1:18:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACK: Here's a pillow for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:33.24,1:18:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, you don't need me\Nfor the rest of this, do you?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:35.84,1:18:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, you have a little nap\Nover there, OK.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:37.72,1:18:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time for a Say What You See\Nquestion.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:39.32,1:18:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to show you a series\Nof pictures that spell out a phrase.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:42.12,1:18:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, this spells...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:44.36,1:18:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel... Field... Ding.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:48.44,1:18:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. - Good.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:49.72,1:18:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's liven your desk up a bit.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:52.52,1:18:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because, again, you've come as\Ncolours of Wimbledon, you freak.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.20,1:19:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It does look like you're\Nstanding on a giant tennis court.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:01.48,1:19:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, it was a really tough match."
Dialogue: 0,1:19:03.48,1:19:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,1:19:07.92,1:19:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"A ball came and I had to hit it\Nback, really tough."
Dialogue: 0,1:19:16.16,1:19:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so final question,\NSay What You See,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:18.04,1:19:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so all you've got to do\Nis say what you see here.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:20.04,1:19:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Say What You See. - Say what you see,\Nsay what you see, OK.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:22.44,1:19:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well... Oh. - Ah.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:24.72,1:19:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEY WHISPER
Dialogue: 0,1:19:28.96,1:19:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a technology story,\Nif that's a clue.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:31.52,1:19:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? That doesn't even make sense.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:35.60,1:19:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom! We've got it.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:38.04,1:19:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow(!)
Dialogue: 0,1:19:40.00,1:19:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, all right. - Well, that's...good.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:42.12,1:19:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, I'm throwing turkey at you.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:43.68,1:19:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't throw turkey.\NNo throwing turkey.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:47.48,1:19:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, when that starts...
Dialogue: 0,1:19:49.08,1:19:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've all got a lot of turkey\Nto throw.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:51.40,1:19:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think - well, if there's\Nan arms race,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:53.56,1:19:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Jonathan's very much\Nin the lead, there.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:55.92,1:19:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, some answers.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:57.12,1:19:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First up, Rizzle Kicks asked\Nyou how the 5:2 diet works.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:59.56,1:20:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does anyone know?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:00.60,1:20:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five meals...
Dialogue: 0,1:20:01.92,1:20:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two fingers.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:06.72,1:20:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's got to be it, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:11.00,1:20:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is incorrect, but that also\Nworks, but don't try it.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:14.24,1:20:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:15.40,1:20:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two days no eating, five days eat.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:19.44,1:20:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tarzan wrote that.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:21.80,1:20:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was for every\Nfive glasses of alcohol,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:25.32,1:20:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's two glasses of water.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:28.28,1:20:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is a great diet. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:31.28,1:20:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, five days normal eating
Dialogue: 0,1:20:33.92,1:20:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for two days, you eat\Nabout 500, 600 calories.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:37.12,1:20:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the right answer. OK, so\NNoel and Richard, you get a point,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:40.12,1:20:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara and Kristen you get a point.\NMarvellous.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:43.36,1:20:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next question.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:44.72,1:20:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We saw a woman\Nsitting down to have a bite to eat.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:47.00,1:20:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was going on here?\NWhy was this newsworthy?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:49.36,1:20:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KRISTEN: She's smelling\Nfor horse meat.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:51.12,1:20:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, this is the point at which
Dialogue: 0,1:20:52.64,1:20:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've clearly walked away\Nfrom the desk.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:54.36,1:20:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Smelling for horse meat," we seem\Nto have written at this point.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:57.16,1:20:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACK: I know what it is. I just put\Na squiggle because I panicked,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:59.88,1:21:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's a woman who's trying meat\Nand it's been made by robots.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:04.04,1:21:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was robot...genetically mutated.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:05.72,1:21:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it's genetically modified meat.\NIt's not actually from an animal.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:08.76,1:21:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was meat grown in the air.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:10.60,1:21:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, what have you written?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:11.88,1:21:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genetically modified burger.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:13.96,1:21:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she was eating the world's\Nfirst lab burger.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:16.72,1:21:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The burger cost a staggering\N£250,000 to make.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.28,1:21:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACK: Lamb?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:21.28,1:21:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not lamb. Lab.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:22.88,1:21:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cos I've had several lamb burgers\Nand they are delicious.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.00,1:21:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially if you have them\Nwith tzatziki.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:27.84,1:21:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can give you the ingredients\Nand I'll get an extra point for it.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.56,1:21:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next up,\NChris Hadfield asked you
Dialogue: 0,1:21:33.64,1:21:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what he did in space that got\N19 million hits on YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:36.36,1:21:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:37.40,1:21:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put, "Two astronauts, one cup."
Dialogue: 0,1:21:43.64,1:21:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you thought\Nthe one on Earth was messy...
Dialogue: 0,1:21:50.32,1:21:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's coming on Stargazing\Nin a week's time.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:52.20,1:21:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really looking forward to\Nmeeting him
Dialogue: 0,1:21:54.00,1:21:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't want him to see\Nthat what we wrote was...
Dialogue: 0,1:21:56.16,1:21:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cake farts. - Cake farts.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:58.68,1:22:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was a big hit,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:00.68,1:22:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cake farts is when, preferably\Na woman, will fart on a cake
Dialogue: 0,1:22:04.92,1:22:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and up close so you can see\Nthe icing vibrating...
Dialogue: 0,1:22:08.36,1:22:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:09.60,1:22:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like watching sound, like,\Nvisually...and it's a big trend.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:13.68,1:22:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, cake farts in space. Boy!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:16.76,1:22:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just like two cups. - Yeah.\N- Or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:19.24,1:22:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:20.44,1:22:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was over there being...disrobed.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:23.00,1:22:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Richard, what did you get?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:24.92,1:22:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put Gangnam Style, I was upset.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:27.16,1:22:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel had left.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:29.32,1:22:31.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He performed a version\Nof David Bowie's Space Oddity.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:31.64,1:22:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:33.36,1:22:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ This is Major Tom\Nto ground control
Dialogue: 0,1:22:36.84,1:22:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I've left forevermore
Dialogue: 0,1:22:41.96,1:22:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And I'm floating in a most\Npeculiar way
Dialogue: 0,1:22:48.96,1:22:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And the stars\Nlook very different today... ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:22:57.00,1:23:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next up, Paul Rudd asked you\Nwhy 23-year-old Evan Spiegel
Dialogue: 0,1:23:00.28,1:23:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turned down an offer of $3 billion\Nfrom Facebook in November.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:03.32,1:23:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you know why?\N- We didn't even hear that question.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:05.88,1:23:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was that when they were making\Nlove on the floor in front of us?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:08.64,1:23:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. - We got distracted.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:11.08,1:23:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did he turn the money down?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:13.00,1:23:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, he turned down $3 billion.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:15.04,1:23:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's crazy talk.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:16.80,1:23:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kristen, Dara,\Nwhat did you get for this?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:18.64,1:23:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We apparently got...
Dialogue: 0,1:23:19.84,1:23:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They mistook him\Nfor a starving country.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:24.80,1:23:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, you thought... - $3 billion.\NHe was like, "Oh, no,
Dialogue: 0,1:23:27.72,1:23:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm not a country that needs\Nto feed all these people.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:31.12,1:23:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm just some guy with an app, so\Nwhy would you give me $3 billion?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:34.56,1:23:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So, I'll turn that money away\Nso you can put it to good."
Dialogue: 0,1:23:38.16,1:23:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a lovely sentiment this time of\Nyear, what a beautiful thing to say.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:41.44,1:23:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- OK, and Noel, Richard?\N- What have you put?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:43.68,1:23:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even - oh, we got this.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:45.60,1:23:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, we didn't. - No, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:47.08,1:23:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put, "He was owed more\Nand he was haggling."
Dialogue: 0,1:23:51.20,1:23:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So vague. - No, he was the guy\Nthat came up with Snapchat
Dialogue: 0,1:23:54.88,1:23:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he turned down $3 billion.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:57.28,1:24:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jimmy, get on with the show.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:00.32,1:24:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the knife down, eh?\NIt's a lot of fun, I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:02.44,1:24:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't play with the knife.\N- Who are you, Crocodile Dundee?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:10.84,1:24:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you to say what you saw.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.52,1:24:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you get on?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:13.80,1:24:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Decannon Ted Flamefist.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:19.20,1:24:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Decannon, which is a very\Npopular name in...
Dialogue: 0,1:24:23.76,1:24:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somewhere. Flame fist.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:25.44,1:24:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- NOEL: We got this.\N- It could mean anything.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:27.44,1:24:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We nailed this. - OK, Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:29.00,1:24:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3-D printed firearm.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:30.72,1:24:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let fat rain.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:32.48,1:24:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, 3-D! - Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:35.12,1:24:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We said 3-D printed firearm.\N- It does say...
Dialogue: 0,1:24:37.40,1:24:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you got it,\Nit's the 3-D printed firearm.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:39.68,1:24:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the Liberator gun, which you\Ncould use a 3-D printer to make,
Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.32,1:24:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was released this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:44.96,1:24:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Decannon Ted Flamefist.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:47.36,1:24:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the guy that did it.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:49.72,1:24:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy that made the 3-D printer\Nwas called Decannon Ted Flamefist.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:54.76,1:24:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was from Jamaica\Nand his name was Decannon.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:59.72,1:25:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you've had a drink,\Nyou're getting a little bit racist.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:04.20,1:25:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's get some scores.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:06.36,1:25:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Jonathan have nine,\Nthey're lucky to even have that.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:10.04,1:25:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...well, neck and neck here,
Dialogue: 0,1:25:11.80,1:25:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and Richard and Dara and\NKristen have both got 24 points.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:14.76,1:25:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh! - Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:15.88,1:25:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neck and neck.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:18.52,1:25:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you after the break for the\Nfinal part of the Big Fat Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:31.60,1:25:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\NBig Fat Quiz of the year.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:33.72,1:25:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is all about\Nthe talking points and scandals
Dialogue: 0,1:25:36.40,1:25:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that shook the year.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:37.72,1:25:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One billion Euro-worth of arts\Nstolen by the Nazis was recovered.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:41.28,1:25:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Nazis originally seized\Nthe art between 1939 and 1945,
Dialogue: 0,1:25:45.52,1:25:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during what art historians\Ncall Hitler's "Angry Period".
Dialogue: 0,1:25:49.96,1:25:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boris Johnson was revealed\Nto have a love child this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:52.48,1:25:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boris has had\Na string of affairs with women
Dialogue: 0,1:25:54.72,1:25:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or, as they've become known,\NBoris bikes.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:58.52,1:26:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone was worried about\Nthe false widow spider this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:01.52,1:26:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, the worst thing about\Nbeing bitten by a poisonous spider
Dialogue: 0,1:26:04.60,1:26:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that you're probably Australian.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:08.32,1:26:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's have\Nsome scandal questions.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:11.04,1:26:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our first question\Ncomes from a performance artist,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:13.36,1:26:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,muppet and self-described weirdo,\Nthe Great Gonzo.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:16.40,1:26:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeeeh!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:17.92,1:26:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy, it's Gonzo here,\None of the stars of our new movie,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:21.28,1:26:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muppets Most Wanted.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:23.00,1:26:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know, as a world-class bog\Nsnorkeler and performance artist,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:26.60,1:26:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been in some pretty locations,\Nincluding this place here.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:31.00,1:26:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But none are stranger than\Nthe streets of Kingston upon Thames.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:34.88,1:26:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me what unusual object\Nwas found by Thames Water staff
Dialogue: 0,1:26:39.52,1:26:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a sewer under those very streets?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:43.88,1:26:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Great Gonzo wants to know\Nwhat was discovered
Dialogue: 0,1:26:46.20,1:26:48.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lurking in the sewers\Nunder Kingston, in West London,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:48.64,1:26:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in August this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:51.72,1:26:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, this year, embattled mayor\Nof Toronto, Rob Ford,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:54.52,1:26:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,faced a series of controversies,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:56.36,1:26:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most notably being filmed\Nsmoking crack cocaine.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:59.92,1:27:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But how did he defend himself
Dialogue: 0,1:27:01.56,1:27:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when accused of making\Nsexual advances to a colleague?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:05.08,1:27:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEY GIGGLE
Dialogue: 0,1:27:06.64,1:27:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Jonathan, what are you...?\NSitting at the back giggling!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:11.16,1:27:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to smoke\Na cigarette later.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:15.04,1:27:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next up, it's over to Strictly\Nsuperstar, Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:18.08,1:27:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:19.44,1:27:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I wore some fabulous outfits\Nwhen I was on Strictly,
Dialogue: 0,1:27:22.08,1:27:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I wasn't\Nthe only one dressing up.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:24.44,1:27:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In September, a mysterious costumed\Nfigure got over 196,000 likes
Dialogue: 0,1:27:28.68,1:27:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on Facebook,\Nwhich sparked the tabloid frenzy
Dialogue: 0,1:27:31.08,1:27:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to try and unmask him.\NCan you remember who it is?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:34.00,1:27:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Sophie wants to know\Nwhat mysterious figure everyone
Dialogue: 0,1:27:37.08,1:27:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wanted to unmask this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:38.76,1:27:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What serious figure\Neveryone wanted to unmask?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:40.88,1:27:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What mysterious figure\Neveryone wanted to unmask.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:43.20,1:27:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mysterious figure... - There was\Na mysterious figure... - ..unmask.\N- ..wearing a... - ..everyone.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:47.72,1:27:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Figure. - Who wears a mask?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:49.72,1:27:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it's the person from The Cube.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:53.48,1:27:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it John Merrick?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:54.80,1:27:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's not John Merrick, no. - OK.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:56.80,1:27:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John McCririck?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:59.24,1:28:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was not John McCririck\Nor John Merrick.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:01.32,1:28:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next question, in what\Nunusual location did a £14,000
Dialogue: 0,1:28:05.36,1:28:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rose garden appear this year?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:08.08,1:28:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it, like,\Na really posh accident black spot?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:12.64,1:28:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, rose garden. Where have you\Nseen roses this year that you\Nthought, "That's remarkable"?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:16.68,1:28:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we've got it, we've got it,\Nmate. Move on, sister.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:21.28,1:28:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you guys got this?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:22.80,1:28:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:24.40,1:28:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Louvre -\Nthat's a peculiar place for roses.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:29.92,1:28:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, over to the one,\Nthe only Harry Hill.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:32.56,1:28:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:34.08,1:28:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been supplied a question\Nthat I'm asking you,
Dialogue: 0,1:28:36.64,1:28:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if it's one\Nthat I've come up with.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:38.96,1:28:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, in August this year,
Dialogue: 0,1:28:41.20,1:28:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,photos taken at a zoo\Nin China's Henan province
Dialogue: 0,1:28:46.04,1:28:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,became an internet sensation,\Nbut can your teams tell me why?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:51.76,1:28:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, Jimmy, why?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:54.68,1:28:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry Hill there. He's been\Nenjoying Christmas, hasn't he?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:58.56,1:29:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's get some answers.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:00.60,1:29:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Great Gonzo\Nasked you what was discovered
Dialogue: 0,1:29:03.04,1:29:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lurking in the sewers under\NKingston, West London, in August.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:05.84,1:29:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anyone get this? - Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:07.32,1:29:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Dyer's leggings stash.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:09.80,1:29:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is not the correct answer.\NWhat did you get?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:12.04,1:29:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a giant ball of fat.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:13.80,1:29:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you get, Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:15.84,1:29:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wet wipes and a wad of fat\Nthe size of Canada.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:18.68,1:29:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of a galleon, not Canada, a galleon.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:20.84,1:29:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A galleon.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:22.36,1:29:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you're absolutely right.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:24.36,1:29:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the fat burg,\Na bus-sized lump of congealed lard
Dialogue: 0,1:29:27.60,1:29:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and wet wipes\Nfound floating in the sewer.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:30.64,1:29:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is it now?!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:33.20,1:29:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing the night route\Ndown to Trafalgar Square.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:36.04,1:29:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you how Toronto mayor\NRob Ford defended himself
Dialogue: 0,1:29:39.00,1:29:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when accused of making\Nsexual advances to a colleague.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:41.48,1:29:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did anyone know?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:42.80,1:29:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We said he's got pussy on tap.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:44.80,1:29:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's, sort of, the right idea.\NNoel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:47.00,1:29:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put Blurred Lines, she didn't\Nknow that she wanted intercourse.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:52.52,1:29:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:53.92,1:29:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were like you, you said\Nthat you would, can I say this,
Dialogue: 0,1:29:56.48,1:29:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat her pussy and he was like,
Dialogue: 0,1:29:58.00,1:30:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Never, I got all the pussy\NI could eat at home."
Dialogue: 0,1:30:00.80,1:30:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I am full.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:02.12,1:30:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is 100% correct.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:03.96,1:30:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a look\Nat him defending himself.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:06.04,1:30:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and the last thing was\NOlivia Dondeck said
Dialogue: 0,1:30:08.96,1:30:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I wanted to eat her pussy.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:10.68,1:30:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olivia Dondeck, I've never\Nsaid that in my life to her.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:13.64,1:30:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would never do that.\NI'm happily married,
Dialogue: 0,1:30:15.52,1:30:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got more than enough\Nto eat at home. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:19.72,1:30:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More than enough.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:21.08,1:30:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That pussy is just relentless.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:24.84,1:30:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Sophie Ellis-Bextor there\Nasked you which mysterious figure
Dialogue: 0,1:30:27.76,1:30:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone wanted to unmask this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:29.68,1:30:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tara, tara, tara... - Jegging man!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:33.40,1:30:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, what did you go for,\NNoel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:35.44,1:30:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He put Kojak,\Nwho doesn't even wear a mask.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:38.80,1:30:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why\Nit's so difficult to unmask him.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:45.52,1:30:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Always thinking. - Bravo!\N- Kristen, did you get this?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:47.92,1:30:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We said the Northampton clown.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:50.36,1:30:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that is the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:51.92,1:30:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, they set up a web page\Ncalled Spot Northampton's Clown
Dialogue: 0,1:30:55.16,1:30:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then they'd post clues\Nas to where he would be.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:57.72,1:30:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Jesus, what, in that river,
Dialogue: 0,1:30:59.60,1:31:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a necklace made\Nout of children's shoes.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:03.76,1:31:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, next answer,
Dialogue: 0,1:31:05.28,1:31:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you where a £14,000\Nrose garden appeared this year.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:08.68,1:31:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:09.88,1:31:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. - Yeah. - Go on.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:11.20,1:31:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOTH: Danny Dyer's leggings.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:14.16,1:31:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is not the case. Dara, Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:17.00,1:31:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guessed the Tube because that,
Dialogue: 0,1:31:19.48,1:31:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what a happy thing for the Tube.\NThat would really liven it up.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:22.88,1:31:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be lovely.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:24.32,1:31:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, Richard, did you get this?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:25.84,1:31:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we put David Cameron's back.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:28.12,1:31:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was so close.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:30.08,1:31:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gaga. Gaga's head.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:32.36,1:31:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's actually\NCheryl Cole's backside.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:34.72,1:31:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes... - Oh, fuck, yeah, of course!
Dialogue: 0,1:31:37.32,1:31:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but how do we know that\NCheryl Cole's backside has not
Dialogue: 0,1:31:40.12,1:31:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been in Danny Dyer's leggings?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:42.32,1:31:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you imagine,\Non a hot day in the summer,
Dialogue: 0,1:31:44.72,1:31:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the problem he has with green fly.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:48.40,1:31:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The roses\Nlook like they've been burned.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:50.60,1:31:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They do look like burnt roses.\NThey're very dark, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:53.76,1:31:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe she was trying\Nto blowtorch the aphids off.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:59.16,1:32:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're really getting\Na long view of her butt.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:04.32,1:32:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, Harry Hill asked you\Nhow photos of a zoo in Henan
Dialogue: 0,1:32:07.24,1:32:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- province in China ended up going\Nviral, did you know? - Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:10.40,1:32:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were they building boxes\Nfor pandas to have sex in?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:14.20,1:32:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be filmed by Channel 4.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:16.04,1:32:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pandas in boxes having sex\Nis not the right answer. Kristen?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:18.68,1:32:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go ahead, Dara.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:20.96,1:32:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they replaced the animals,\Nor they didn't have animals,
Dialogue: 0,1:32:23.72,1:32:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they put dogs into the cages\Ninstead, pretending to be
Dialogue: 0,1:32:26.52,1:32:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lions and what not.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:29.40,1:32:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they looked, the dogs had\Na nice mane, so you could be like,
Dialogue: 0,1:32:33.60,1:32:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a child, you could be like in awe
Dialogue: 0,1:32:37.28,1:32:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have a nice trip at the zoo.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:40.80,1:32:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, Richard, what did you get?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:42.88,1:32:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We got a dog disguised as lion.\N- OK, let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:45.60,1:32:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is the lion\Nin a Henan zoo in China.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:50.28,1:32:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks more like a bear.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:51.68,1:32:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is, let's have a look\Nat it next to a real lion
Dialogue: 0,1:32:54.56,1:32:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just so you can see, just in case\Nyou forgot what a lion looks like.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:57.96,1:33:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Jack, Jack,\NI think I've got a joke for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:00.44,1:33:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know\Nwhat kind of a dog that is,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:02.44,1:33:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think it might be\Na...shih-tzu.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:04.56,1:33:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,1:33:10.96,1:33:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's check in on scores.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:12.72,1:33:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Jonathan have ten points.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:14.92,1:33:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Noel and Richard have 26.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:18.16,1:33:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kristen and Dara have 28,\Njust in the lead, OK?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:20.96,1:33:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are a total\Nof eight points on offer here.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:24.24,1:33:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we're fucked, anyway.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:26.84,1:33:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no chance in hell\Nyou can come back, but for pride.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:29.96,1:33:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's 18 points\Nfor this final question.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:32.56,1:33:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, we're looking for three things -\Nthe biggest-selling single of 2013,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:36.56,1:33:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the most-watched TV event of 2013
Dialogue: 0,1:33:38.76,1:33:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the\Nbiggest-selling game of 2013.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:41.40,1:33:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you've got to do\Nis get all three right
Dialogue: 0,1:33:43.24,1:33:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you get\Nan extra bonus two points.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:48.44,1:33:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it's the biggest-selling\Nsingle of 2013 according to the
Dialogue: 0,1:33:51.04,1:33:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,official chart company,\Nthe most-watched TV event of 2013,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:54.84,1:33:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the biggest selling game of 2013.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:00.04,1:34:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so two points for each\Nand a bonus two points
Dialogue: 0,1:34:02.88,1:34:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you get all three of them.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:04.60,1:34:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really between Kristen and\NDara, and Noel and Richard here.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:08.04,1:34:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're having a fight.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:09.48,1:34:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're having a domestic?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:10.92,1:34:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're having a dispute, yes. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:12.52,1:34:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So one more answer from you\Nand then we're there.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:14.72,1:34:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is it, ladies and gentlemen,\Nthis is the final question.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:17.68,1:34:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's see what everyone got.\NLet's go to Jack and Jonathan first.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:21.52,1:34:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Biggest selling single,\NBlurred Lines.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:23.84,1:34:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Might have the name\Nwrong on the next one -
Dialogue: 0,1:34:26.00,1:34:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dara Does Some Maths.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:27.72,1:34:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big, huge, huge.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:29.28,1:34:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is my favourite maths show.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:30.88,1:34:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I disagreed with him on the\Nlast one, but he argued me down.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:33.32,1:34:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best game, Boggle.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:35.84,1:34:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Every year... - It is a good game,\Nit's a great game.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:39.60,1:34:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a classic game.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:41.00,1:34:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Dara, you've got...?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:42.84,1:34:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dangerously, we've gone\Nfor Get Lucky by Daft Punk
Dialogue: 0,1:34:45.56,1:34:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- as the biggest single,\Nshe disagrees. - Yep.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:47.40,1:34:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What do you think it is, Kristen?\N- Blurred Lines.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:49.64,1:34:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You think Blurred Lines. - But the\Npicture of... - But he was like,\N"Roar, roar, roar..."
Dialogue: 0,1:34:53.40,1:34:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I did, I went, "Roar,\Nroar, roar, roar, roar, roar."
Dialogue: 0,1:34:59.16,1:35:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Give me pen, I write!"\N- Well, sort of.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:01.60,1:35:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, we went for\NBritain's Got Talent final
Dialogue: 0,1:35:05.44,1:35:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and went for Grand Theft Auto 5.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:08.00,1:35:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. - OK, and Noel, Richard?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:10.44,1:35:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Blurred Lines. - Blurred Lines.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:12.56,1:35:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prince George.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:13.92,1:35:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Prince George, the TV event. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:16.48,1:35:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Me, neither, OK. - Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:20.16,1:35:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That bit with the reporter,\Nthat bit. The biggest.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:23.68,1:35:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, and then?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:25.04,1:35:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grand Theft Auto 5.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:27.00,1:35:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, well, I can tell you\Ndefinitively the biggest single
Dialogue: 0,1:35:30.28,1:35:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the year was Blurred Lines.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:32.08,1:35:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Holla! - That's right, I say. - A-ha!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:38.32,1:35:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daft Punk are in second place.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:40.04,1:35:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The biggest TV event of the year was\Nof course, Wimbledon - the final.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:43.68,1:35:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oooh! - May have been for viewing\Nfigures, but not for minds!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:48.16,1:35:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, the biggest selling game\Nwas Grand Theft Auto 5.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:50.68,1:35:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Boggle. - Boggle.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:52.72,1:35:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let's have a look and see what\Nthat's done to the final scores.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:55.84,1:35:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE: Oooh!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:57.36,1:36:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means Jack and Jonathan\Nhave got 12 points,
Dialogue: 0,1:36:00.16,1:36:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while joint winners Dara\Nand Kristen, and Noel and Richard,
Dialogue: 0,1:36:02.76,1:36:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- have both got 30 points.\N- That's brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:05.08,1:36:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to share the trophy.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:06.68,1:36:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the first time in the Big Fat\NQuiz, you have to share this.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:10.44,1:36:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Dialogue: 0,1:36:12.48,1:36:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joint winners.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:13.64,1:36:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A big thank you to our amazing\Npanel, all our special guests.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:16.40,1:36:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for watching.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:17.92,1:36:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Jimmy Carr, this has\Nbeen The Big Fat Quiz 2013.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:20.36,1:36:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:50.04,1:36:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd