WEBVTT 00:00:01.114 --> 00:00:13.311 hello everyone and welcome to Portland 00:00:13.390 --> 00:00:16.790 [aplausse] 00:00:16.790 --> 00:00:21.650 on stage we have, you should know everybody up here already but 00:00:21.650 --> 00:00:24.610 Steve: Introduce yourself first Patty: I dont want to introduce myself 00:00:24.610 --> 00:00:27.610 Steve: This is Patty 00:00:30.240 --> 00:00:31.390 [aplausse] 00:00:31.871 --> 00:00:36.440 Patty: we have Steve Langasek, Geral Turner and case cook 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:41.440 They are the reason for everything 00:00:43.160 --> 00:00:44.671 that goes right 00:00:45.360 --> 00:00:49.913 anything that goes wrong, you can blame on ?? 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:53.952 Steve: Well, you can blame it on Steve, I dont know if you can blame him 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:55.480 particularly 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:57.160 - Thats it - thats it 00:00:57.870 --> 00:01:01.080 ok, so Patty had the honor to welcoming you all 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:05.680 to portland welcome to portland, welcomo to debconf14 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:07.561 its so good to see you here 00:01:10.880 --> 00:01:12.880 hows it the weather 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:15.721 you getting enough rain? 00:01:16.072 --> 00:01:19.160 did it met everybody's expectations? 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:22.920 So, who arrieved yesterday and had the chance to... 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:24.630 so people started to setteling in aclimatizing... dealing with jetlag 00:01:24.960 --> 00:01:26.751 everybody's got some farmer's market this morning 00:01:27.080 --> 00:01:29.920 enjoying the coffee from the coffee cart 00:01:30.440 --> 00:01:32.001 and everything.. good! 00:01:32.431 --> 00:01:35.800 yeah, its really good to have everybody here and 00:01:36.240 --> 00:01:39.640 hopefully you are ready for some great sessions this week 00:01:39.800 --> 00:01:41.560 we've got quite the line up 00:01:41.720 --> 00:01:43.440 the schedule this year is different form whats been in the past 00:01:43.671 --> 00:01:44.640 where rather than having a debcamp beforehand and a debconf 00:01:45.160 --> 00:01:49.681 we casted 2 separated weeks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we are doing something were kinda intertiwing the two 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and so we've got a schedule that allows for a full set of talks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but also some dedicated hack time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so, take advantage of that, do great stuff 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 enjoy the talks, talk to people, socialize 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all the goodness. hopefully you will find the format 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to your liking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and if you dont, we would like to hear that feedback as well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but, enjoy the conference... what else can i say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you stole my introduction, which i was going to introduce a little bit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the local team here, so, joel turner 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all-around great guy, awesome community member here in portland 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where is our cheesemaster??, which is one of the reasons why you should see his face 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 coming up we have the cheese and wine party 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the traditional social event on monday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so if you dont want the cheese to melt 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on your way to the venue, you probably wanna get it to him 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 before the evening of monday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so there will be information going on about that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but this is gerald, thank him for all his great work 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on this conference 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [applause] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and case cook, whose the master mind behind 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 behind getting us a network 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for working on this conference 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 as you see, we are actually embedded 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on the portland state network 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so you are using stardard psu network infrastructure 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 rather than debconf instrastructure this year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hopefully thats holding up for everybody 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we also have, wired hacklabs and other stuff 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 as well if its not working for you but.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hes trying to pass the credit to mike tiger 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 who i dont see on the audience 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mike, if you are here, stand up! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mike! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 also part of the local team who is local and hes in seattle 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where the rain actually falls 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 other members of the local team 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you could just stand up now and show your faces 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 pietro, tony,... yeah weve got 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 very commited team that put this conference together 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and thank you all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Patty: they should be standing here with us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Steve: we dont need to punish everybody 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 anyway, what else can i say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i do have a list of announcements 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will the owner of a white cheeves... no... ah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 patty: nobody is going to get that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Steve: I think they have cars on other countries too... that joke ?? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I dont know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 announcements, first of all if you are sitting on this room 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you are not of the off camera area 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so just so you know, the set up this year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do the orientations of the rooms and what not 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in order to be able to see audience members 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 speaking on camera as well as 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 effectively the actual rooms 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are 100% you might be film 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so, if you are concern about being filmed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you take advantage of the hacklabs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we have live streams for all of the talks, so you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 be able to ?? remotely 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in theory if you are concern about being 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not captured on camera, you are not going to be 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 standing up and asking questions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hopefully, this works for everybody 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if there are any concerns about it, you can come 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 talk to me about it and we can try to figure out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what can work for you better if thats 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not a solution 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 adhoc talks schedulings. so part of what is going on here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is we do have, during our blocks of hacktime, we know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hacking is not a solo activity necesarily 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so we want to give you the opportunity to schedule spaces 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where you can sit down and have small groups discussions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and what not so all of the rooms will be availables for that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 during the periods of time which are blocked as hacktime 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on the schedule 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the scheduling for those rooms will be done on the wiki 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the pages will be open for scheduling 24 hours in advance 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in order to make sure it is in fact ad hoc and not people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 squating the rooms for those kind of things 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but its available, so if you think 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh, geez, id be good to have a place where we can 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 have a meeting about this thing, thats avaiable to you as well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 debconf-discuss, if you are not subscribed, it is recommended 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that youd be 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just in terms of ?? information during the conference 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we try to get major things send out to debconf-announce 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so times theres a little of delay until these things are get out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so debconf-discuss also... you know, theres a lot of information 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 going around that doesnt necesarily comes from the organizers 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 as organizers, but its useful for people to know about 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so if you want to tap in whats going on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 debconf-discuss, please make sure you subscribe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 its a very useful resource during the conference 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to keep track of whats going on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 other stuff, you know, if theres anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that you are not sure about, the frontdesk 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which im not sure... any frontdesk people here in the audience? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes, right back there theres frontdesk people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so get them a round of applause 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [applause] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they do a tremendous work every year of 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 making sure the conference runs smoothly and they are the only 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fixed point whthin the entire system where people can go to and 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 coordinate, so if you are not sure where something is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or someone is or whats going on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the frontdesk is there, its just down the hall 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 its labeled frontdesk, etc 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and its a nexus... the brain of the conference right there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we have a couple of changes of the schedule which happens late 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that i want to make sure people knows about 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there was some confusion about available meal times 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which lead to a lead change to our dinner schedule 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 as well as our evening talks schedule 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so rather than have the last talk of the day being from 5 to 5:45 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it turns out the dinners at university's cafeteria is going to be served 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 from 5 to 5:30, so rather than having everybody 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 rush to get served in a 45 minutes block after the last talk 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the last talk of the evening each day is going to be from 7 to 7:45 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and that takes effect starting today so we will have dinner at 5 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and an after dinner talk at 7 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you might have noticed as well if you are in sponsored food 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that there was a bit of a problem this morning with 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the branch opening times, my apologies, there was some 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 miscommunication issues with the university about that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we beliveve we have straighnen that out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so going forward the meal times are documented on the wiki 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and on the schedule brunch starting, it should start at 11 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to 13:30 i believe is the correct time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dont take my work for it. the wiki and the schedule knows better 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 than i do 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 theres also the coffee, i think i eluded to that early 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we organized coffee to make available to all atendees 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you show your badge, the drip coffee and expresso 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and ?? tea wich ?? latte, which is only two blocks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and im going to point the right way, two blocks that way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 its a nice little coffee card, if you have never been to portland before 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 carts are a thing here... food carts, beverage carts 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 its the way to go. so theres a coffee cart under the parking garage 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so its great coffee, who here had the coffee already? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Patty: whos desapointed with it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Steve: oh, nobody is desapointed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or nobody will admit to it in front of patty 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so yeah, take advantage of that its 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sponsored by the conference, choice of drinks, etc,... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and they give you a discount if you want somethin other than those 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 basic drinks as well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay, i need to ask about volunteers about the cheese and wine party 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i just asked for volunteers for the cheese and wine party 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so, im asking for volunteers for the cheese and wine party 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we do need people to help with, i believe is the moving 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of things and set up, so if you are going to be available on tuesday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 monday, 6 pm, we want some volunteers for that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and gerald is going to be the person 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to, with coordinate as well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and i believe we are going to have some announcement 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mail with more details going out today/ tomorrowish 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to try to ?? the details on that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 last thing i have, we do have 2 hacklabs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you have only seen this floor of the building so far 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well, we have 2 hacklabs, and we have the balcony, and we have the park 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and all these other wonderful spaces that are available 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the psu campus where you can feel absolutely free to hack 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but if you have only seen this floor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you should be aware, theres a second hacklab which is downstaris 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the room numbers 238 and if you go down the stairs basically is this way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and its called the browsie launch ?? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you'll see that sign first 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but that is available to you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 specially since this hacklab overhere which is room 333 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 theres some issues with the climate control in there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we have shade missing in one corner so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 its getting a lot of sun in the afternoons 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and its supposed to be rather warm this week 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so you might find yourself getting rather warm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 be aware that air conditioning is working great in room 38 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 as far as i can tell, so, thats available to you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and it will only cost you a short walk down the stairs or a short elevator trip to get there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 theres been an announcement on debconf-announcement 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i think, the late night hacklabs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this building closes at 10 pm everyday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they are keeping it open for us passed normal hours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so we are able to make use of it, it normally closes at 6pm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on sunday, we are keeping it open until 10pm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for the conference so you will have access to this space 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 however after 10 pm everybody have to be out of this building 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which means obviosly, since hacking doesnt obey 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 time zones or schedules, we need to make sure that we 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are providing for you and the solution we have in place is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the broadway residence hall, which is where most of the people staying on campus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are staying, that building on the second floor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which you get to through the 6 avenue entry, instead of the jackson streen entry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so not the residential entrance, but the other entrance 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where you checked in, that seconf floor is basically 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 available for our use 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there are various lunge chairs, there actually classrooms that are available 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you want a more sturdy hacking space 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 feel free to use that in the evenings 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you are not staying on campus, you will not be able to get into 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that building on your own after 8 pm, i trust that you are all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 capable of organazing a solution 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ive never known debian people had any dificulty organizing around anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so, body up with somebody that is staying in the dorms 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 feel free to come by 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 its just a matter that you will not be able to get to the building 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but you are welcome to come over there and make use of that space 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 everybody that is coming to the conference is welcome to use that space 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 after... well 24h 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and that is all i have, and i think 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i have steve mcentire ?? had some announcement 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 anything else? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 once again, welcome to debconf and i handle over to uncle steve 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh, this thign is on, wow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so a lot of people probably have noticed we had quite 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 heated discussions in debian in the last year or so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ?? plenty who hasnt 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 theres been a lot of disccusion going on, theres some people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 have got very very tired of it, theres have been some strong words 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in the middle of all however, there has been at least one person 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 who seems to be able to keep his head, has not really 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well, lost its cool at all that we can see 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i know from talking to him in another venues as well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hes being going through a massive amount of stress at work 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he just changed employers recently and everything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well, that hasnt spill over at all in terms on hows hes dealing with other people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in debian 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and i know i have been very impressed, a lot of us have 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and we have a little something to show appreciation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 russ, are you here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [applauses] please come up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so this is very much instigated from some of the folks in the uk 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and in particular ?? cant be here this week so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he trusted this to me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ??, my good friend from the uk as well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 was responsible for doing some of the manufacturing of this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but russ, in conmemoration of your massive patience 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we would like to present you with the debcon 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ill let him read it outloud 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 russ: oh, this is great, because now i dont have to decide what to say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 debcon5, discussions happens threads are short, problems get solved 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 threads get long, arguments are repeated 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 debconf4, links to threads get posted on reddit and HN, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 LWN writes articles 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 debcon3, trolls show up, listmasters ban people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 debcon2, UN security committee meets 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 GRs are proposed and voted on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 debcon1, laser cannons are launched into planetary orbit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 russ gets midly annoyed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [applause] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Steve: i think thats it for us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in preparing the welcome talk i was a bit confused 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because i didnt know what to say.. and when consulting with people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 turns out this it is really it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which is how i manged to actually miss the welcome talk 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for the last 3 debconfs running 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because is short, sweet and out of the way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so... welcome and have a good conference 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [applause]