WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:11.000 Episode 8: "Ludovico Goes Back to School" 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:13.000 - Hello kids! How was your first day of school? 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.000 - What did you do today? 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:21.000 - In Biology class, we were shown a freaky thing! 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:24.000 - How freaky is this! 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:30.000 -Let me see! Let me see! 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:34.000 - Ludoviquito! Give me that magazine! 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:37.000 - Did you see it all? 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:42.000 - No, just bunnie slippers and a big spider 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.000 - Did the new Miss show it well? 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:49.000 - She's not bad, but the next one seems to show more 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:51.000 - What about you, Junior? 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:56.000 - During recess, I played with my new buddies. 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:59.000 - So, who's going to give me his lunch every day? 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:02.000 -I am, I am! 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:06.000 - Mom, can you make me 46 sandwiches for tomorrow? 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:09.000 They're for my new buddies 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:12.000 - Honey, you love to share 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.000 - we're so proud of you 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:19.000 - I made some beans germinate and got an A 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:20.000 - So? 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:22.000 - Bibi, you have any idea how many kids 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:25.000 would love to have some beans to eat 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.000 and here you are wasting them! 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:33.000 Why can't you be a normal girl?? 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:37.000 - Being here reminds me of my time at school 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:40.000 I still remember Miss Abelarda 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:45.000 She knew me better than my parents 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:49.000 - Ludovico, how come your parents send you to school? 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:52.000 Can't they see you're a total idiot? 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:57.000 - I don't think they've realized 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:00.000 - What would you tell her if you saw her again? 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:03.000 - I'd tell her: "now I am where I want to be" 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:05.000 - Where is that? 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:08.000 - Away from you, witch! 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:12.000 Miss Abelarda! 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:15.000 - So, your kids come to my elementary school? 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:18.000 I am the new substitute teacher 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:23.000 The previous one died suddenly and no one knows why 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:27.000 - I...someone hid her heart pills 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:29.000 but it was an accident 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:31.000 Well, that's what I heard 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:39.000 I was not even there, I did not even see the 25 mg pills that fell to the sink 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:43.000 - How did you recognize me? You still remember me? 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:45.000 - I swore I would never forget you 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:49.000 Firstly, to prove one day that you are a good-for-nothing! 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:51.000 - You had a good eye for that 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:54.000 - I had it, I had it. 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:56.000 But thanks to Ludovico I lost my good eye 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:59.000 and now I only have the bad eye left 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.000 - Forgive me. 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:05.000 Since that day I haven't touched a yo-yo again! 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:09.000 - Secondly, a few years ago I realized that you should never 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:11.000 have received your elementary graduation diploma 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:13.000 - But why?! 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:18.000 - You didn't finish your last school work satisfactorily! 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:21.000 - The clown-lamp-napkin-holder for mother's day? 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:22.000 - that one! 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:26.000 and if you don't show up tomorrow to finish 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:31.000 I'll void you elementary graduation diploma! 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:36.000 - Come back to elementary school?? Me?? 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:56.000 - Welcome back to P.Lush City Heroes Elementary School! 00:03:56.000 --> 00:04:00.000 - What are you all doing here so early? 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:02.000 It's not even 7 am 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:04.000 - That's what your family and friends are for 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:09.000 to be there for you every time you're humiliated 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:12.000 - One day, one day. 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:16.000 - It's so much fun working here! 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:20.000 That's the only reason I tolerate my miserable salary! 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:24.000 - Excelsa, don't poke your nose in this 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:27.000 - That's impossilbe 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:29.000 - Look at the bright side, neighbor 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:33.000 Women love men in uniform 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:36.000 - Going back to school is already too hard for me! 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:39.000 - But you know what the positive thing about this is? 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:40.000 - No, what is it? 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:44.000 - I don't know either, that's why I'm asking you 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:46.000 - You have everything you need? 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:51.000 - Everything, including your useless kids 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:56.000 - At least Federica is certain that they're her kids 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:59.000 - One day, one day you'll see 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:03.000 - Know one thing: Ludovico will finish that work 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:06.000 and will finish elementary school today 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:09.000 I'll go through that like a mature grownup 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:12.000 - That's the way to go 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:18.000 - That's my dad! 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:24.000 - Federica!! You forgot to put animal crackers in my lunch pack!! 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:28.000 - I told you I wanted animal crackers! 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:39.000 - that's my dad 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:42.000 - Good morning! 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:49.000 Kids: I want to introduce you to your new classmate 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:50.000 - Hi kids 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:53.000 My name's Ludovico. Plush 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:56.000 I like soccer, I have no pets but I have 3 kids 00:05:56.000 --> 00:06:01.000 Any question? 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:04.000 Later... 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:06.000 - ...And in the end you light a cigarette. 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:10.000 And that's how babies are made. 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:12.000 Any other question? 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:15.000 -Thanks Ludovico! 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:23.000 You can have a seat 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.000 "That's how I went back to elementary school, 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:29.000 the place where I learned to follow rules" 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:32.000 - And after being beaten up by the other class, 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:34.000 I stopped making jokes about them 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:37.000 -Why? 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:40.000 - I learned to respect rules 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:43.000 - Are you enjoying your first day at school? 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:45.000 - yes, yes. 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:49.000 - I'll be watching you very closely. 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:52.000 - Don't come too close, please. 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:54.000 - Are you threatening me? 00:06:54.000 --> 00:07:01.000 - No, but from far you can't see your mustache 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:07.000 - I will not let you finish elementary school 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:14.000 At the first truancy, at the first tardiness I'll do it 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:20.000 So watch out 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:22.000 - Everything will be okay, dad 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:28.000 Besides, this is another chance to spend more time as a family 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:31.000 - Bibi, don't speak nonsense 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:34.000 If God wanted kids to spend more time with their parents 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:37.000 He wouldn't have given us TV 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:39.000 Why can't you be a normal girl?? 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:42.000 - I'll show you how things work here, dad 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:45.000 First, you have to find someone younger than you 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:47.000 to take advantage of him 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:50.000 - No, that's awful 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:54.000 -Bibi, just look at some the best singers, they do a perfect job 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:58.000 - Look, start with that kid 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:00.000 - Good idea! 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:02.000 - Don't do it, dad! 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:05.000 - Watch and learn 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:07.000 - You! Sing right now! 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:09.000 - Please, leave me alone 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:13.000 - Sing, I say! 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:14.000 Stand up now! 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:16.000 - Don't do it, dad! 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:18.000 It's cruel! 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:26.000 - Stand up! 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:29.000 - I told you that kid was cruel 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:31.000 - This is a nightmare 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:36.000 My only consolation is to see your brother getting adapted to school 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:39.000 Sometimes it's difficult with adopted children 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:42.000 But Junior is a total hit 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:47.000 - Don't hit me! Stop! don't hit me! 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:49.000 - Are you really 12? 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:50.000 - Yes 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:52.000 - Why do you have a beard, then? 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:56.000 - why are you so stupid? 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.000 - Are you having fun, son? 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:59.000 - Who's that man? 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:01.000 - I am his dad 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:04.000 - You bring your dad to school? 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:07.000 - No! He's really not my dad 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:11.000 He's my adopted father, but I just met him today 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:14.000 - Sure, sure 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:21.000 - The new kid bring his dad to defend him! 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:25.000 - No, no. I'm here to finish elementary school 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:28.000 - Dad!! 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:30.000 - The new kid has a slow father! 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:33.000 - I'm not slow 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:37.000 I just didn't finish the clown-lamp-napkin-holder for mother's day 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:40.000 - The new kid has a slow father! 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:42.000 - You see what you do, dad?? 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:44.000 - Calm down, Junior. 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:46.000 What's the worst thing that could happen? 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:54.000 - That's what you said I was adopted 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:55.000 - Enough!! 00:09:55.000 --> 00:10:00.000 - Let me go! Let me go! 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:04.000 - What are you doing to this defenseless girl? 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:07.000 - Nothing, I was just defending myself from this monster 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.000 - Monster?? 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:12.000 Listen you brainless 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:16.000 I am Curly Top, and I'm here to make you stop 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:18.000 - This girl is incapable of harming anyone 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.000 - She's a liar! 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:25.000 - How dare you say that! 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:27.000 - It was awful! 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:30.000 - You liar! 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:50.000 -Enough! To the principal's office! 00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:54.000 - Kids, this is Miss Yadira 00:10:54.000 --> 00:11:01.000 - Good morning, Miss Yadira! 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:05.000 - Ludovico, when she comes everyone gets up! 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:09.000 - I'm sure about that! 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:13.000 - Get up! 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:15.000 - Be careful with Ludovico 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:17.000 Don't take your eyes off him 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:19.000 - I promise 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:23.000 - I'm talking to her 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:30.000 - Be clearer. 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.000 "And that's how I met Miss Yadira 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:35.000 and since that moment I knew..." 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:40.000 - Miss Yadira, the new boy is talking without moving his lips and he's scaring me 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:45.000 - Ludovico, leave your classmates alone! 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:47.000 - Hey, if you don't leave me alone.. 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:52.000 - What, what are you going to do? 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:55.000 - Kids, quiet. 00:11:55.000 --> 00:12:28.000 You've got just 1 hr to finish your clown-lamp-napkin-holder. Get to work 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:31.000 - It's beautiful, Curly Top. 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:33.000 Great job 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:37.000 - Here's mine, Miss 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:40.000 - Ludovico! I'm speechless! 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:44.000 Your work is great, it's so versatile it can be anything 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:49.000 A flower vase, a unicorn or a galaxy or... 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:50.000 -Or a piece of crap! 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:52.000 -Exactly, a piece of crap 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:57.000 - I'll tell Miss Abelarda to process your diploma immediately! 00:12:57.000 --> 00:13:01.000 - Before this class ends you'll be a new man 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:03.000 Congratulations! 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:05.000 I did it! I did it! 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:08.000 - Not so fast. P.Lush 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:10.000 I'm not done with you yet 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:14.000 See you at the break 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:25.000 - The break? 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:27.000 - Dad?? 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:31.000 - Not so loud! Curly Top is looking for me 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:34.000 Here, buy me a soda at the cafeteria 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:40.000 - Dad, you can't do this. Think about us. 00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:42.000 -You're right. 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:46.000 -Here, buy something for yourself, too 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:49.000 - I meant that you think about the example you're setting 00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:52.000 - What would my brothers think if they were here? 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:56.000 - Be careful with Curly Top 00:13:56.000 --> 00:14:01.000 - Dad, you can't spend the rest of your life in that container 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:05.000 - why not, some people do it 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:08.000 - You have to face your problems 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:12.000 - You're weird sister is right. 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:17.000 I must confront that little monster as a man 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:17.000 - Push me out! 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:36.000 - I need to talk to you! 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:40.000 - You finally left your hiding place, sissy? 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:43.000 - Yes, and I want you to know that you look 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.000 like a wet bread 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:47.000 - I don't care 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:49.000 - You have fish eyes 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:52.000 - I don't care 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:56.000 - You have a face of pus-like follicle 00:14:56.000 --> 00:15:00.000 I don't care 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:02.000 -I'm sure you wet your bed at night! 00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:05.000 - Dad, but you do that too. 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:07.000 -You're right 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:09.000 But I'm sure you soil your underwear! 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:11.000 Well, I do that, too. 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:15.000 But you look like a flea! 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:18.000 - I don't care. 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:22.000 - Al right! You win! 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:24.000 But let me tell you one thing: 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:32.000 When you grow up you'll marry someone like me! 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:39.000 That's it! that's it 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:43.000 - You just made cry the cruelest girl! 00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:47.000 - and you're the most hated boy by Miss Abelarda! 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:49.000 - You're our hero! 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:52.000 - What happened, dad? 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:56.000 - Kids, this is a special day that will last forever in the family's memory 00:15:56.000 --> 00:16:00.000 Today, we stop being humiliated and now we humiliate 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:03.000 At least in this school 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:06.000 - It was not about that 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:08.000 - Shut up, Bibi! 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:10.000 My dad is a hero now 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:15.000 -Why can't you be a normal girl? 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:19.000 - Now you can do whatever you want 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:22.000 - Give me your sandwich! 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:25.000 - But he's your friend and so am I 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:29.000 - You too? Give me your sandwich then. 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:32.000 - I don't have one 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:37.000 - give it to me! 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:41.000 - Honey! You forgot your sandwich! 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:46.000 -Here, you can have mine, but bring your own tomorrow 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:49.000 Now, give me your sandwich! 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:52.000 - Oh, are you liking school? 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:55.000 Did you make new friends? 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:59.000 - Hey! Ludovico's mom brought him lunch!! 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:04.000 - Hey! I'm not his mother! 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:07.000 - It's not his fault you look so old 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:11.000 - What! I'm a young woman! 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:15.000 - Women hit Ludovico!! 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:17.000 - Don't mess up with him! 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:20.000 - Hey, I can defend myself 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:26.000 - Girls defend Ludovico!! 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:28.000 - You see what you do, mom? 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:36.000 - Quiet! Don't meddle in this! 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:41.000 - Enough! This is no way to treat a woman 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:44.000 - She's right. She's too old. 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:52.000 - You'll see when you get home! 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:57.000 - Kids! What is going on here? 00:17:57.000 --> 00:17:59.000 - Who started? 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:01.000 - Ludovico. 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:04.000 - This is the last straw! You again! 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:10.000 - He forced us to beat him, knowing he would hurt our small hands 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:14.000 - Punish him! 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:18.000 - Please don't. I finished my clown-lamp-napkin-holder. 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:20.000 I earned my diploma 00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:23.000 - That's what you think. 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:33.000 Look what I do with your diploma 00:18:33.000 --> 00:18:35.000 I warned you! 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:37.000 You got into trouble 00:18:37.000 --> 00:19:00.000 You'll never graduate from elementary school! 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:03.000 - You said the same thing before the break 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:05.000 - Hold on! 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:07.000 -Miss Yadira, what's this? 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:11.000 - Principal Yadira 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:14.000 - I'm from the Department of Educaton 00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:18.000 We know about the cruel way you treat the students 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:20.000 I'm part of a secret operation 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:22.000 And we have evidence to arrest you 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:26.000 - Ha ha! They caught you! 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:28.000 -Shut up! 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:30.000 - You can't treat your students like that! 00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:34.000 "And at that moment, Miss Yadira became my hero" 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:39.000 - Especially an idiot like him. 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:49.000 - Take her away! 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:52.000 -You'll pay for this, Ludovico! 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:54.000 - Honey! Everything was fixed in the end 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:56.000 - Not exactly 00:19:56.000 --> 00:20:10.000 - I didn't throw the 25 mg heart pills that fell to the sink by accident! 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:14.000 - That brat! 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:18.000 Now we'll have to get him from jail 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:29.000 - Tomorrow! The recess is not over yet. 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:38.000 - Blend in 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:48.000 My turn! 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:58.000 - My turn! 00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:02.000 - My turn!