WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.945 So, are you guys familiar 00:00:01.945 --> 00:00:05.408 with the - the dish known as a casserole? 00:00:05.408 --> 00:00:08.208 If you're not, a casserole is one of those meals 00:00:08.208 --> 00:00:10.609 where you throw a bunch of different kind of food 00:00:10.609 --> 00:00:12.712 into a dish and you sort of cook it up, 00:00:12.712 --> 00:00:14.314 and what you get is just what you get. 00:00:14.314 --> 00:00:16.548 And the reason I bring it up is we here at "Late Night" -- we come up with tons of different ideas all the time 00:00:19.619 --> 00:00:21.120 for the show, 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:23.990 and many of them aren't quite enough to be full sketches -- full meals, if you will. 00:00:25.758 --> 00:00:28.027 But instead of just discarding all those ideas, 00:00:28.027 --> 00:00:30.129 we thought we'd throw them together casserole-style 00:00:30.129 --> 00:00:32.465 in a segment we call "Late Night Casserole." 00:00:32.465 --> 00:00:33.933 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:00:37.937 --> 00:00:39.705 All right, so, here we go. 00:00:39.705 --> 00:00:41.407 Whenever there's a red-carpet event 00:00:41.407 --> 00:00:43.342 and two celebrities wear the same outfit, 00:00:43.342 --> 00:00:45.945 there inevitably is a "Who Wore It Better?" 00:00:45.945 --> 00:00:47.446 In magazines and TV shows. 00:00:47.446 --> 00:00:49.282 Well, celebrities do more than just wear clothes -- 00:00:49.282 --> 00:00:50.516 they also eat. 00:00:50.516 --> 00:00:53.385 And sometimes, celebrities eat the same foods, 00:00:53.385 --> 00:00:55.922 which brings us to our first casserole segment 00:00:55.922 --> 00:00:57.490 called "Who Ate It Better?" 00:00:59.826 --> 00:01:01.728 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:01:01.728 --> 00:01:03.863 So, here, we have a photo of Christoph Waltz. 00:01:03.863 --> 00:01:05.698 He's eating a hamburger. [ Laughter ] 00:01:05.698 --> 00:01:07.533 Next, we have a photo of Gene Simmons, 00:01:07.533 --> 00:01:08.701 also eating a hamburger. [ Laughter and applause ] 00:01:09.868 --> 00:01:11.137 And who ate it better? 00:01:11.137 --> 00:01:12.538 Christoph Waltz. There you go. 00:01:12.538 --> 00:01:13.639 [ Laughter and applause ] 00:01:13.639 --> 00:01:15.708 And that was "Who Ate It Better?" 00:01:17.710 --> 00:01:19.111 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 00:01:19.111 --> 00:01:21.180 And that's it -- that's the kind of idea we're dealing with. 00:01:21.180 --> 00:01:23.316 [ Laughter ] 00:01:23.316 --> 00:01:25.251 Just think -- if this wasn't "Casserole," 00:01:25.251 --> 00:01:27.020 we would do that nine more times. [ Laughter ] 00:01:28.921 --> 00:01:33.659 You know, this year, Robert Frost's seminal 1923 poem 00:01:33.659 --> 00:01:36.362 "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" entered the public domain. 00:01:39.131 --> 00:01:40.967 So that means it no longer has 00:01:40.967 --> 00:01:42.768 an intellectual property copyright -- 00:01:42.768 --> 00:01:43.936 we can use it. 00:01:43.936 --> 00:01:46.072 We can do whatever we want with it, 00:01:46.072 --> 00:01:47.373 legally. [ Laughter ] 00:01:47.373 --> 00:01:49.775 So we decided, for the first time on television, 00:01:49.775 --> 00:01:54.347 to let a high-school scream-o band from 2003 cover the poem. Please welcome from Piscataway, New Jersey, 00:01:56.549 --> 00:02:01.059 Mary's Morning Deathbed. 00:03:26.873 --> 00:03:27.974 -Well, I mean... 00:03:35.014 --> 00:03:37.516 This next piece is very dumb. 00:03:42.322 --> 00:03:44.424 It's not a smart one like that last piece. 00:03:46.792 --> 00:03:49.095 This one is called "Roomba Rumors," 00:03:49.095 --> 00:03:54.133 and what it is, is rumors told by a Roomba. 00:03:54.133 --> 00:03:56.301 "Roomba Rumors." You get it. [ Laughter ] 00:03:58.571 --> 00:04:00.640 Now let's see it. 00:04:02.442 --> 00:04:04.310 [ Whirring ] 00:04:04.310 --> 00:04:06.646 [ Laughter ] 00:04:10.583 --> 00:04:11.917 -Psst! 00:04:11.917 --> 00:04:14.620 Hey, come here. 00:04:14.620 --> 00:04:16.154 [ Light laughter ] I heard Lisa Gilbert's parents got her a boob job 00:04:20.091 --> 00:04:21.793 for her 16th birthday. 00:04:21.793 --> 00:04:23.795 [ Laughter ] -Whoo! 00:04:25.031 --> 00:04:26.832 [ Laughter ] 00:04:26.832 --> 00:04:29.535 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:04:30.770 --> 00:04:33.239 [ Laughter ] 00:04:36.975 --> 00:04:41.947 [ Laughter continues ] 00:04:41.947 --> 00:04:43.715 -Get out of here! 00:04:43.715 --> 00:04:47.019 [ Laughter and applause ] 00:04:47.019 --> 00:04:50.923 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:04:54.727 --> 00:04:56.095 "Game of Thrones," a wonderful show, 00:04:56.095 --> 00:04:57.863 had its series finale on Sunday, 00:04:57.863 --> 00:05:00.366 and we're all sad -- we're all sad it's over. 00:05:00.366 --> 00:05:02.735 So we start wondering, what if, to make us feel better, 00:05:02.735 --> 00:05:06.606 the Food Network did a shot-for-shot remake 00:05:06.606 --> 00:05:09.542 and called their show "Game of Scones"? 00:05:09.542 --> 00:05:12.278 [ Laughter ] 00:05:15.481 --> 00:05:17.716 -So long as I am your King, 00:05:17.716 --> 00:05:20.420 treason shall never go unpunished. 00:05:20.420 --> 00:05:23.789 Ser Ilyn, bring me his head! [ Indistinct shouting ] 00:05:34.533 --> 00:05:36.969 -[ Breathing heavily ] 00:05:42.141 --> 00:05:43.242 [ Squelches ] 00:05:43.242 --> 00:05:45.478 [ Laughter ] 00:05:46.979 --> 00:05:49.315 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:05:52.751 --> 00:05:53.986 [ Applause continues ] 00:05:53.986 --> 00:05:55.488 [ Laughter ] 00:05:55.488 --> 00:05:57.290 [ Applause fades ] 00:05:57.290 --> 00:05:59.125 -Let's hear another "Roomba Rumor." 00:05:59.125 --> 00:06:00.559 [ Laughter ] 00:06:00.559 --> 00:06:02.728 [ Laughter and applause ] 00:06:02.728 --> 00:06:05.798 [ Whirring ] 00:06:05.798 --> 00:06:09.001 [ Laughter ] 00:06:09.001 --> 00:06:11.403 -Psst, hey! 00:06:11.403 --> 00:06:13.973 Come here. 00:06:13.973 --> 00:06:17.909 Mary Perkins said her son, Scott, got into Yale, 00:06:17.909 --> 00:06:20.279 but he's actually going to rehab. 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:22.248 [ Laughter ] 00:06:23.615 --> 00:06:25.951 [ Laughter continues ] 00:06:25.951 --> 00:06:28.087 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:36.628 [ Laughter ] 00:06:36.628 --> 00:06:38.697 [ Laughter continues ] 00:06:38.697 --> 00:06:40.666 -Come on, you can do it, buddy. 00:06:40.666 --> 00:06:41.800 You can do it. 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:44.136 Aw, you bailed again?! 00:06:44.136 --> 00:06:46.606 [ Laughter and applause ] 00:06:47.973 --> 00:06:51.778 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:06:55.915 --> 00:06:59.518 We rehearsed for that more than a Broadway show. [ Laughter ] 00:07:05.524 --> 00:07:08.694 There are videos -- there are these videos online 00:07:08.694 --> 00:07:11.164 of people quietly making noise and speaking softly that some individuals find pleasurable. 00:07:13.165 --> 00:07:14.700 These videos are what is called "ASMR," or autonomous sensory meridian response. 00:07:18.170 --> 00:07:20.306 Here's an example of Jennifer Garner doing one. -[ Whispering ] I'm Jennifer...Garner. 00:07:25.745 --> 00:07:32.484 And I am doing an ASMR interview. 00:07:32.484 --> 00:07:35.288 -So we decided to record an ASMR video 00:07:35.288 --> 00:07:37.456 with comedian Gilbert Gottfried. 00:07:37.456 --> 00:07:39.759 [ Laughter and applause ] 00:07:40.960 --> 00:07:43.696 -Hi! I'm Gilbert Gottfried! 00:07:43.696 --> 00:07:45.230 Anvil, paper cut! 00:07:45.230 --> 00:07:47.066 Sealy Posturepedic. Now I'm gonna open a can of corn. 00:07:51.670 --> 00:07:53.572 Oh! 00:07:53.572 --> 00:07:57.809 Look at that corn -- it's so soupy. 00:07:57.809 --> 00:07:59.878 Is this creamed corn? Well, either way, the corn's all over the place. 00:08:03.916 --> 00:08:05.484 Do you like this? 00:08:05.484 --> 00:08:09.455 Is my voice making you tingle? [ Laughter ] 00:08:09.455 --> 00:08:12.791 Do you feel tingly?! 00:08:12.791 --> 00:08:16.362 You're getting a little turned on, aren't you? 00:08:16.362 --> 00:08:18.197 [ Laughter ] I could tell! 00:08:18.197 --> 00:08:20.099 That's fine. 00:08:20.099 --> 00:08:24.704 Relax your head and float downstream! 00:08:24.704 --> 00:08:26.339 [ Laughter ] 00:08:26.339 --> 00:08:27.740 [ Cheers and applause ] -And, hey -- 00:08:27.740 --> 00:08:29.875 Yeah, give it up for Gilbert Gottfried, everybody. 00:08:29.875 --> 00:08:33.613 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 00:08:33.613 --> 00:08:35.679 I personally am in the mood for a rumor, but since he's shown us that he's so good at steering... 00:08:39.284 --> 00:08:42.320 [ Light laughter ] 00:08:42.321 --> 00:08:43.756 [ Clinking ] 00:08:43.756 --> 00:08:45.758 [ Light laughter ] 00:08:48.860 --> 00:08:50.429 [ Laughter continues ] 00:08:50.429 --> 00:08:52.832 Come on out, Roomba rumor. 00:08:52.832 --> 00:08:54.367 [ Light laughter ] 00:08:58.003 --> 00:09:00.773 [ Laughter continues ] 00:09:00.773 --> 00:09:03.675 What -- What are you doing? -Psst! -What?! 00:09:05.311 --> 00:09:08.547 [ Laughter ] 00:09:08.547 --> 00:09:10.549 Are you kidding me? -We're -- We're hav-- 00:09:10.549 --> 00:09:13.452 We're having a bit of technical difficulty back here. 00:09:13.452 --> 00:09:15.921 [ Laughter ] People are freaking out. 00:09:15.921 --> 00:09:17.123 Nobody can see it in the audience. 00:09:17.123 --> 00:09:18.790 [ Laughter ] But here's another "Roomba Rumor." 00:09:23.562 --> 00:09:27.666 Patty Dawkins said her husband is away on business, 00:09:27.666 --> 00:09:30.036 but he's actually dead under the porch. [ Laughter ] 00:09:31.503 --> 00:09:34.073 Anyway, it's been a real pleasure. -Yeah. -Have a good one. 00:09:36.575 --> 00:09:39.745 -Uh. [ Laughter ] 00:09:39.745 --> 00:09:42.180 Hey, you guys... 00:09:42.180 --> 00:09:43.315 For -- [ Cheers and applause ] 00:09:43.315 --> 00:09:45.951 Yeah, give it up for "Roomba Rumor." 00:09:45.951 --> 00:09:49.688 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 00:09:49.688 --> 00:09:51.256 [ Applause continues ] 00:09:51.256 --> 00:09:54.293 For "Late Night Casserole," no idea is too strange. 00:09:54.293 --> 00:09:55.894 And that will become abundantly clear 00:09:55.894 --> 00:09:58.330 when you see our final piece. 00:09:58.330 --> 00:10:01.466 Here is one of our favorites, Conner O'Malley, 00:10:01.466 --> 00:10:03.335 with an interpretive dance 00:10:03.335 --> 00:10:06.739 to the theme music from "The Sopranos." 00:10:06.739 --> 00:10:08.674 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:10:19.085 --> 00:10:21.787 Got yourself a gun 00:10:21.787 --> 00:10:26.425 Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one She said you're one in a million 00:10:29.394 --> 00:10:31.697 You've got to burn to shine [ Cheers and applause ] 00:10:31.697 --> 00:10:34.566 But you were born under a bad sign 00:10:34.566 --> 00:10:37.636 With a blue moon in your eyes [ Laughter ] And you woke up this morning 00:10:40.505 --> 00:10:43.542 All that love had gone 00:10:43.542 --> 00:10:48.080 Your papa never told you about right and wrong 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:50.849 But you're looking good, baby 00:10:50.849 --> 00:10:53.218 I believe that you're feeling fine Shame about it 00:10:54.387 --> 00:10:56.054 Born under a bad sign 00:10:56.054 --> 00:10:58.423 With a blue moon in your eyes 00:10:58.423 --> 00:10:59.925 Just sing along [ Cheers and applause ] 00:10:59.925 --> 00:11:01.493 Woke up this morning 00:11:01.493 --> 00:11:03.062 You got a blue moon 00:11:03.062 --> 00:11:05.964 Got a blue moon in your eyes, oh, yeah 00:11:09.335 --> 00:11:12.705 I'm singing, you woke up this morning 00:11:12.705 --> 00:11:14.874 The world turned upside down [ Cheers and applause ] 00:11:14.874 --> 00:11:17.376 Lord above, things ain't been the same 00:11:17.376 --> 00:11:20.112 Since the blues walked into town 00:11:20.112 --> 00:11:22.614 But you're -- you're one in a million 00:11:22.614 --> 00:11:25.351 'Cause you've got that shotgun shine 00:11:25.351 --> 00:11:26.519 Shame about it 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:28.186 Born under a bad sign 00:11:28.186 --> 00:11:30.990 With a blue moon in your eyes, yeah 00:11:30.990 --> 00:11:31.990 - Yeah 00:11:31.990 --> 00:11:35.660 - You woke up this morning 00:11:35.660 --> 00:11:37.329 You got yourself a gun 00:11:37.329 --> 00:11:38.364 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:11:38.364 --> 00:11:40.666 Got yourself a gun 00:11:40.732 --> 00:11:42.901 Got yourself a gun 00:11:44.436 --> 00:11:46.972 [ Music ends ] -[ Laughs ] 00:11:46.972 --> 00:11:49.541 [ Cheers and applause ] That's Conner O'Malley! 00:11:49.541 --> 00:11:50.943 This has been "Late Night Casserole"!