So, are you guys familiar
with the - the dish known as a casserole?
If you're not, a casserole is one of those meals
where you throw a bunch of different kind of food
into a dish and you sort of cook it up,
and what you get is just what you get.
And the reason I bring it up is we here at "Late Night" -- we come up with tons of different ideas all the time
for the show,
and many of them aren't quite enough to be full sketches -- full meals, if you will.
But instead of just discarding all those ideas,
we thought we'd throw them together casserole-style
in a segment we call "Late Night Casserole."
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All right, so, here we go.
Whenever there's a red-carpet event
and two celebrities wear the same outfit,
there inevitably is a "Who Wore It Better?"
In magazines and TV shows.
Well, celebrities do more than just wear clothes --
they also eat.
And sometimes, celebrities eat the same foods,
which brings us to our first casserole segment
called "Who Ate It Better?"
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So, here, we have a photo of Christoph Waltz.
He's eating a hamburger. [ Laughter ]
Next, we have a photo of Gene Simmons,
also eating a hamburger. [ Laughter and applause ]
And who ate it better?
Christoph Waltz. There you go.
[ Laughter and applause ]
And that was "Who Ate It Better?"
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And that's it -- that's the kind of idea we're dealing with.
[ Laughter ]
Just think -- if this wasn't "Casserole,"
we would do that nine more times. [ Laughter ]
You know, this year, Robert Frost's seminal 1923 poem
"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" entered the public domain.
So that means it no longer has
an intellectual property copyright --
we can use it.
We can do whatever we want with it,
legally. [ Laughter ]
So we decided, for the first time on television,
to let a high-school scream-o band from 2003 cover the poem. Please welcome from Piscataway, New Jersey,
Mary's Morning Deathbed.
-Well, I mean...
This next piece is very dumb.
It's not a smart one like that last piece.
This one is called "Roomba Rumors,"
and what it is, is rumors told by a Roomba.
"Roomba Rumors." You get it. [ Laughter ]
Now let's see it.
[ Whirring ]
[ Laughter ]
-Psst!
Hey, come here.
[ Light laughter ] I heard Lisa Gilbert's parents got her a boob job
for her 16th birthday.
[ Laughter ] -Whoo!
[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter continues ]
-Get out of here!
[ Laughter and applause ]
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"Game of Thrones," a wonderful show,
had its series finale on Sunday,
and we're all sad -- we're all sad it's over.
So we start wondering, what if, to make us feel better,
the Food Network did a shot-for-shot remake
and called their show "Game of Scones"?
[ Laughter ]
-So long as I am your King,
treason shall never go unpunished.
Ser Ilyn, bring me his head! [ Indistinct shouting ]
-[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Squelches ]
[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Let's hear another "Roomba Rumor."
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Whirring ]
[ Laughter ]
-Psst, hey!
Come here.
Mary Perkins said her son, Scott, got into Yale,
but he's actually going to rehab.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter continues ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Come on, you can do it, buddy.
You can do it.
Aw, you bailed again?!
[ Laughter and applause ]
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We rehearsed for that more than a Broadway show. [ Laughter ]
There are videos -- there are these videos online
of people quietly making noise and speaking softly that some individuals find pleasurable.
These videos are what is called "ASMR," or autonomous sensory meridian response.
Here's an example of Jennifer Garner doing one. -[ Whispering ] I'm Jennifer...Garner.
And I am doing an ASMR interview.
-So we decided to record an ASMR video
with comedian Gilbert Gottfried.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Hi! I'm Gilbert Gottfried!
Anvil, paper cut!
Sealy Posturepedic. Now I'm gonna open a can of corn.
Oh!
Look at that corn -- it's so soupy.
Is this creamed corn? Well, either way, the corn's all over the place.
Do you like this?
Is my voice making you tingle? [ Laughter ]
Do you feel tingly?!
You're getting a little turned on, aren't you?
[ Laughter ] I could tell!
That's fine.
Relax your head and float downstream!
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] -And, hey --
Yeah, give it up for Gilbert Gottfried, everybody.
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I personally am in the mood for a rumor, but since he's shown us that he's so good at steering...
[ Light laughter ]
[ Clinking ]
[ Light laughter ]
[ Laughter continues ]
Come on out, Roomba rumor.
[ Light laughter ]
[ Laughter continues ]
What -- What are you doing? -Psst! -What?!
[ Laughter ]
Are you kidding me? -We're -- We're hav--
We're having a bit of technical difficulty back here.
[ Laughter ] People are freaking out.
Nobody can see it in the audience.
[ Laughter ] But here's another "Roomba Rumor."
Patty Dawkins said her husband is away on business,
but he's actually dead under the porch. [ Laughter ]
Anyway, it's been a real pleasure. -Yeah. -Have a good one.
-Uh. [ Laughter ]
Hey, you guys...
For -- [ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, give it up for "Roomba Rumor."
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For "Late Night Casserole," no idea is too strange.
And that will become abundantly clear
when you see our final piece.
Here is one of our favorites, Conner O'Malley,
with an interpretive dance
to the theme music from "The Sopranos."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Got yourself a gun
Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one She said you're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine [ Cheers and applause ]
But you were born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes [ Laughter ] And you woke up this morning
All that love had gone
Your papa never told you about right and wrong
But you're looking good, baby
I believe that you're feeling fine Shame about it
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes
Just sing along [ Cheers and applause ]
Woke up this morning
You got a blue moon
Got a blue moon in your eyes, oh, yeah
I'm singing, you woke up this morning
The world turned upside down [ Cheers and applause ]
Lord above, things ain't been the same
Since the blues walked into town
But you're -- you're one in a million
'Cause you've got that shotgun shine
Shame about it
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes, yeah
- Yeah
- You woke up this morning
You got yourself a gun
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Got yourself a gun
[ Music ends ] -[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ] That's Conner O'Malley!
This has been "Late Night Casserole"!