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So, are you guys familiar

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with the -
the dish known as a casserole?

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If you're not, a casserole
is one of those meals

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where you throw a bunch of
different kind of food

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into a dish
and you sort of cook it up,

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and what you get
is just what you get.

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And the reason I bring it up
is we here at "Late Night" --
we come up with tons
of different ideas all the time

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for the show,

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and many of them aren't quite
enough to be full sketches --
full meals, if you will.

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But instead of just discarding
all those ideas,

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we thought we'd throw
them together casserole-style

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in a segment we call
"Late Night Casserole."

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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All right, so, here we go.

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Whenever
there's a red-carpet event

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and two celebrities
wear the same outfit,

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there inevitably
is a "Who Wore It Better?"

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In magazines and TV shows.

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Well, celebrities do more
than just wear clothes --

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they also eat.

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And sometimes,
celebrities eat the same foods,

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which brings us
to our first casserole segment

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called
"Who Ate It Better?"

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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So, here, we have a photo
of Christoph Waltz.

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He's eating a hamburger.
[ Laughter ]

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Next, we have
a photo of Gene Simmons,

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also eating a hamburger.
[ Laughter and applause ]

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And who ate it better?

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Christoph Waltz.
There you go.

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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And that was
"Who Ate It Better?"

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[ Cheers and applause continue ]

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And that's it -- that's the kind
of idea we're dealing with.

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[ Laughter ]

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Just think --
if this wasn't "Casserole,"

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we would do that
nine more times.
[ Laughter ]

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You know, this year,
Robert Frost's seminal 1923 poem

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"Stopping by Woods
on a Snowy Evening"
entered the public domain.

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So that means it no longer has

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an intellectual property
copyright --

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we can use it.

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We can do whatever
we want with it,

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legally.
[ Laughter ]

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So we decided, for
the first time on television,

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to let a high-school scream-o
band from 2003 cover the poem.
Please welcome
from Piscataway, New Jersey,

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Mary's Morning Deathbed.

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-Well, I mean...

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This next piece is very dumb.

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It's not a smart one
like that last piece.

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This one is called
"Roomba Rumors,"

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and what it is,
is rumors told by a Roomba.

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"Roomba Rumors."
You get it.
[ Laughter ]

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Now let's see it.

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[ Whirring ]

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[ Laughter ]

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-Psst!

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Hey, come here.

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[ Light laughter ]
I heard Lisa Gilbert's parents
got her a boob job

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for her 16th birthday.

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[ Laughter ]
-Whoo!

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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-Get out of here!

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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"Game of Thrones,"
a wonderful show,

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had its series finale on Sunday,

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and we're all sad --
we're all sad it's over.

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So we start wondering, what if,
to make us feel better,

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the Food Network
did a shot-for-shot remake

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and called their show
"Game of Scones"?

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[ Laughter ]

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-So long as I am your King,

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treason shall never
go unpunished.

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Ser Ilyn, bring me his head!
[ Indistinct shouting ]

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-[ Breathing heavily ]

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[ Squelches ]

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Applause continues ]

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Applause fades ]

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-Let's hear another
"Roomba Rumor."

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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[ Whirring ]

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[ Laughter ]

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-Psst, hey!

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Come here.

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Mary Perkins said her son,
Scott, got into Yale,

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but he's actually
going to rehab.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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-Come on, you can do it, buddy.

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You can do it.

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Aw, you bailed again?!

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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We rehearsed for that
more than a Broadway show.
[ Laughter ]

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There are videos --
there are these videos online

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of people quietly making noise
and speaking softly
that some individuals
find pleasurable.

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These videos are what is called
"ASMR," or autonomous
sensory meridian response.

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Here's an example
of Jennifer Garner doing one.
-[ Whispering ]
I'm Jennifer...Garner.

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And I am doing
an ASMR interview.

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-So we decided to record
an ASMR video

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with comedian Gilbert Gottfried.

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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-Hi! I'm Gilbert Gottfried!

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Anvil, paper cut!

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Sealy Posturepedic.
Now I'm gonna open
a can of corn.

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Oh!

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Look at that corn --
it's so soupy.

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Is this creamed corn?
Well, either way,
the corn's all over the place.

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Do you like this?

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Is my voice making you tingle?
[ Laughter ]

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Do you feel tingly?!

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You're getting
a little turned on, aren't you?

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[ Laughter ]
I could tell!

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That's fine.

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Relax your head
and float downstream!

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]
-And, hey --

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Yeah, give it up for
Gilbert Gottfried, everybody.

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I personally am
in the mood for a rumor,
but since he's shown us
that he's so good at steering...

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[ Light laughter ]

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[ Clinking ]

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[ Light laughter ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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Come on out, Roomba rumor.

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[ Light laughter ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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What -- What are you doing?
-Psst!
-What?!

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[ Laughter ]

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Are you kidding me?
-We're -- We're hav--

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We're having a bit of
technical difficulty back here.

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[ Laughter ]
People are freaking out.

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Nobody can see it
in the audience.

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[ Laughter ]
But here's another
"Roomba Rumor."

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Patty Dawkins said her husband
is away on business,

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but he's actually dead
under the porch.
[ Laughter ]

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Anyway,
it's been a real pleasure.
-Yeah.
-Have a good one.

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-Uh.
[ Laughter ]

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Hey, you guys...

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For --
[ Cheers and applause ]

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Yeah, give it up
for "Roomba Rumor."

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[ Cheers and applause continue ]

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[ Applause continues ]

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For "Late Night Casserole,"
no idea is too strange.

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And that will become
abundantly clear

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when you see our final piece.

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Here is one of our favorites,
Conner O'Malley,

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with an interpretive dance

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to the theme music
from "The Sopranos."

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Got yourself a gun

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Your mama always said
you'd be the chosen one 
She said
you're one in a million

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You've got to burn to shine 
[ Cheers and applause ]

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But you were born
under a bad sign

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With a blue moon
in your eyes 
[ Laughter ]
And you woke up this morning

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All that love had gone

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Your papa never told you
about right and wrong

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But you're looking good,
baby

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I believe
that you're feeling fine 
Shame about it

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Born under a bad sign

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With a blue moon
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Just sing along 
[ Cheers and applause ]

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Woke up this morning

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You got a blue moon

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Got a blue moon in your eyes,
oh, yeah

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I'm singing,
you woke up this morning

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The world turned upside down 
[ Cheers and applause ]

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Lord above,
things ain't been the same

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Since the blues
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But you're --
you're one in a million

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'Cause you've got
that shotgun shine

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Shame about it

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Born under a bad sign

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With a blue moon
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- Yeah

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- You woke up this morning

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You got yourself a gun

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Got yourself a gun

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Got yourself a gun

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[ Music ends ]
-[ Laughs ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]
That's Conner O'Malley!

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This has been
"Late Night Casserole"!