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觀賞此短片之前，請花些時間捐款

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你可以幫助美國及世界各地改變

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那有史塔克斯，還有蘭尼斯特

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一些卡達夏還有....

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是 坦格利安

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還有...坦格利安

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然後當然還有其他大家都知道的人

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歡迎來到瘋狂

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病態的《權力遊戲》的世界

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很好，我喜歡

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多謝，老兄

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在這個獨家的紅鼻子日

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革命性活動中

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我們發現

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英國的酷玩樂團

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秘密的籌劃著一部

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電視強檔改編的音樂劇：

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權力遊戲

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這是我們有過最棒的想法了

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這有著令人難以致性的

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創作輸出

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相信我

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等一下，等一下

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多少個 "碰巴登" ?

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是 "巴波登"

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樂團是電視劇長期的粉絲

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那個鬍鬚鼓手威爾.查恩

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實際上特別在

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有名的 "紅色婚禮" 此一場景中客串演出

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他們在洛杉磯的漢森錄音室裡聚在一起

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錄製16首歌曲

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以達到百老匯演出的曲數門檻

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很好，有歌詞嗎?

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有

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環繞全世界

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我心翻滾

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當我聽說這個計劃時，我還挺懷疑的

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但是現在，我還蠻有深信...

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這是個很悲慘的主意

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[]走了...

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這是我聽過最爛的主意了

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我們一家人

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聽到這個計畫時

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想到的第一個形容詞是

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鐵達尼

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但不是指成功的電影

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我指的是不成功的那艘船

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經過數月的編寫及計畫

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克里斯，成功的邀約了《權力遊戲》

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的全部演員

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召集他們

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參予百老匯現場演出

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大家好

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我現在靈感泉湧而發

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天才般的閃爍

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全部演員都邀請到了

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我覺得這是個很棒的主意，所以

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就這樣發生了，這是個大日子

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對我們來說，是個大日子

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所有演員聚集一堂

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首次聆聽此劇的曲目

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好吧，沒有全部

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大概有...兩個

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有人說西恩.賓會來的

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你們欠我一次人情

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好吧，這人數不如我們想像的多

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但是，這是一個非常令人興奮的一天

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這首叫：拉斯塔法里風的坦格利安

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拉斯塔法里，坦格利安

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我有幾隻龍

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殺人不眨眼

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所以，克里斯，目前你覺得怎麼樣?

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震驚、震驚

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人們真的都震驚了

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如果他們其中幾個不會唱怎麼辦?

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這個嘛，有趣的是，他們其實都很會唱的

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好了，三，四

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紅色，婚禮，紅色婚禮

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[where there a lot of stabbing and a bit of hating] 不，不

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二，三，四

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羅伯，羅伯，輕快點

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不，不，我很抱歉

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不好意思

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他會回來的

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這些事情都是一步一步來的

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50%的演出人員都蠻有興趣的

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所以，我覺得我們將完成的是個很特別的事

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今天稍微的讓人失望

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但是

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嘿，克里斯

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不好意思，我遲到了

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我的天

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瓊恩 雪諾!

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我就知道你會出現

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我從沒讓你失望過吧，老兄

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我叫基特

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謝謝你，基特.雪諾

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好吧

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我們現在怎麼樣?

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大聲點，謝謝，大聲點

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排練的第二天

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我還是很堅強

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突然之間，事情好像有了好轉

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瓊恩.雪諾的幾通電話

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免費食品的提供

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成群的演出人員終於出現了

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嘿，老兄

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你好嗎?

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很高興見到你!

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你的襯衫真帥，真帥

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你看起來真有精神

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收尾

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這是一個很感性的時刻

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真不敢相信

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我要雞塊，謝謝

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剛好是最後一盒

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喔，感謝

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阿...我有一種感覺

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這種選擇的下場頗慘

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我會建議你拿棒棒腿

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歐，這樣阿

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就棒棒腿囉，很明顯吧?

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愉快的一天

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我要雞塊

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謝謝

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野人!

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妳讓我心臟噗噗跳

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妳對我拉弓

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然後射我

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野人!

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野人!

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我想我愛上妳了

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但是我還是想確認一下

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我要帶妳去那洞內

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寶貝我要吻妳

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下面

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因為沒有人這樣對妳幹過

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野人!

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野人!

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耶

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非常好，非常非常非常好

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就一個小事

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在那個"人"的發音

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小心

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不要唱的太平

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他才沒有

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你什麼都不懂，克里斯.馬丁

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[]要記得阿，席恩

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[]我只教你一件事

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[]如果雷姆西抓到你

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[]你會被拷打

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舊傷癒合了

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新歌出爐了

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我真是一個私生子(渾蛋)

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[]這不是很好嗎?

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[]給你多看看我的本性

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[]來多看看

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[]你絕對沒看過這樣的我

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[]沒看過，沒看過，你絕對沒看過

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好了，紅色婚禮

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我們對這一幕都等很久了

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你們懂得

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開始

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很認真的

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絕對不要耍弄瓦德.佛雷

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絕對不要耍弄瓦德.佛雷

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絕對不要耍弄瓦德.佛雷

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每一種音樂型態都在今日光榮的展現

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美極了

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如果你是來參加，羅比.史塔克的婚禮

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車子不用熄火，不需要泊車

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他一定撐不過今晚

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婚禮蛋糕繼續冷藏

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用了我的橋，就毀了我的約

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這場婚禮可不是白色的呢!

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一起來

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紅色婚禮，紅色婚禮

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好多刺刺，好多恨

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《卡斯特梅的雨季》正熱播

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紅色婚禮 死亡婚禮

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[]斷頭婚禮

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[]噴血婚禮

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[]死人就是你的洞房

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不要惹火瓦德.佛雷

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砰

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舞台幕簾

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東尼

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獎

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排練的成功

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如野火般蔓延

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突然之間，大家都有興趣了

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你知道嗎? 能身為一份子

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我從未如此驕傲過

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我早就看出來這齣會大成功

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喬治.R.R.馬丁 遇上 克里斯.馬丁

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不會出錯的

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現在是什麼遊戲? 欸! 欸! 欸!

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我是丹妮莉絲 坦格利安

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當你要找我時

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如果你愛我，還可以叫我卡麗熙

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好多名字

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我是安達爾人之皇后，也是彌林的女王

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你可以親吻我的涼鞋

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當你回家時

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好笑的是

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我知道這是齣音樂劇

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但是我覺得可以在電台或任何地方上播放

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是的

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這首，這首很重要

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從世界個角落聚集起來的感情

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你在想我嗎，喬佛里

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[]這感情揮之不去

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我是他的叔叔

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也是他爸爸

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這是酷玩樂團音樂生涯第一首

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關於亂倫的抒情歌

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我的心在滾動

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我在尋找什麼

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離家越來越近

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離家越來越近

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離家越來越近

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我的家人哪

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我的後代哪

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史上最強搖滾歌劇

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出現了

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我還是很堅強

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他還是很堅強

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耶，耶

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他還是很堅強

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還記得史塔克

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他那時還是

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很有趣

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但是他卻連第一季都撐不過去

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[some people's parts] 好多人身體分家

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[just eat there alone] 散在那裡

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但我可不是

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我還是很堅強

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你還好堅強

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我真不敢相信

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這是美夢成真

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慢慢水到渠成

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每個人都很振奮

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我們差的就是喬治.R.R.馬丁的許可

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我們就可以起飛了

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他一定也會因此而瘋狂的

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克里斯說得沒錯

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喬治.R.R.馬丁

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真的完全瘋狂了

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取消

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這只是一個小小挫折

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但是...

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這一點，那一點

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換一換歌詞

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我還有好多棒主意喔

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《唐頓莊園》 - 歌劇

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《絕命讀師》- 芭蕾

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冰上《颶風營救》

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阿，沒那麼糟嘛

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得趕緊翻出我的溜冰鞋

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謝謝你的欣賞

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如果你很喜歡

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希望你也去Rednoseday.org

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捐款

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如果你也剛好在美國，那真的很棒

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祝你有美好的一日

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翻譯：zass17