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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.26,0:00:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Game of Thrones theme music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.63,0:00:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(strumming guitar)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.73,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ There are Starks \Nand there are Lannisters ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and Kardashians in the -- ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.73,0:00:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, "Targaryens." Do it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -- and Targaryens, and of course there's\Nsome unknowns ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.98,0:00:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Welcome to the crazy, wacky world of \NGame of Thrones ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.93,0:00:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nice, I like it.\N- Thanks man, cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.50,0:00:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NIn an exclusive Red Nose Day revelation,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.90,0:01:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've discovered that\Nthe British band Cold Play
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.63,0:01:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are secretly working on a musical of TV\Nsensation, Game of Thrones.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.70,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the best idea we've ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(guitar and vocals)\N♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum.♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.75,0:01:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chris Martin speaks while music\Ncontinues in background)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.66,0:01:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just been the most amazing \Ncreative outpouring.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.29,0:01:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.16,0:01:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait, wait, how many papadums?\N- Babadums.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.59,0:01:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NThe band had been long-time fans of the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.07,0:01:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and bearded drummer Will Champion actually\Ntook time off at one point
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.32,0:01:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to act in the famous Red Wedding episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.45,0:01:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell dings repeatedly)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.92,0:01:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've gathered in the Henson\Nrecording studio in Los Angeles
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.23,0:01:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to work up the 16 songs required for a \Nfull Broadway stage production.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.21,0:01:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(keyboard)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.62,0:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nice! Have you got any lyrics?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.20,0:01:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Around the world my heart had to roam ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.61,0:01:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, when I first heard about it I was \Na little bit skeptical,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.39,0:01:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now I'm completely convinced:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.02,0:01:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a horrible idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.79,0:02:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Closer to ho-o-ome ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.07,0:02:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the worst idea I've ever heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.48,0:02:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ A family tree ... ♪\N(music continues under female voiceover)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.36,0:02:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One word that springs to mind when \NI'm thinking about this project
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.98,0:02:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is "Titanic." But not in terms of the \Nsuccessful movie --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.96,0:02:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in terms of the unsuccessful boat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.79,0:02:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Closer to home ♪\N(band plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.74,0:02:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(piano music, narrator)\NFinally, after months of writing and planning,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.05,0:02:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chris has invited along the entire cast\Nof Game of Thrones,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.90,0:02:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to recruit them into \Nthe live Broadway show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.66,0:02:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fellows, how ya doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.24,0:02:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a moment of inspiration, it was \Na flash of genius --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.40,0:02:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get the whole cast to come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.16,0:02:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone thought it was a brilliant idea,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.13,0:02:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that's what's happening.\NIt's a big day, big day for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.28,0:02:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NAll the actors are gathering
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.07,0:02:50.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to hear the songs performed\Nfor the first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.07,0:02:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not all of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.71,0:02:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More ... two.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.55,0:02:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was told Sean Bean was gonna be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.72,0:03:00.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He owes me a fiver.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.27,0:03:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, no, I don't think there's\Nquite as many of us
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.69,0:03:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the band would have hoped, but ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.74,0:03:07.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still a very exciting day!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.94,0:03:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is called "Rastafarian Targaryen."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.31,0:03:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(reggae music)\N♪ Yi-yi-yi-yi ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.50,0:03:17.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm a Rastafarian Targaryen ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.67,0:03:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I got some dragons and they're\Npretty scary-in' ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.59,0:03:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(interviewer)\NSo Chris, how do you think it's going?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.21,0:03:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stunning. Stunning. \NPeople are literally stunned.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.74,0:03:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(interviewer)\NAnd what if some of them can't sing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.03,0:03:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the funny thing is, they {\i1}can{\i0} sing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.44,0:03:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Bom, bom, bom baba babadum ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.24,0:03:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(piano, Chris Martin)\NOkay, three, four ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.39,0:03:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(overlapping voices) ... Red Wedding ...\Nlots of stabbing and a bit of beheading ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.00,0:03:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nonono. Two, three, four ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.99,0:03:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(piano)\N♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.05,0:03:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chris Martin)\NRobert! Robert! Snappy! Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.26,0:03:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, sorry, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.37,0:03:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Iwan Rheon)\NI'm sure he'll come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.63,0:03:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, with these things \Nit's always step by step.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.98,0:03:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, 50 percent of the cast seem \Nreally into it, so, um ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.91,0:04:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we're onto something \Nreally special.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.32,0:04:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(piano)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.06,0:04:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NIt's been a slightly disappointing day.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.18,0:04:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then ...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.46,0:04:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Chris.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.60,0:04:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I'm late.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.90,0:04:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god. Jon Snow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.82,0:04:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew you'd come.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.35,0:04:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd never let you down, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.84,0:04:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Jon Snow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.18,0:04:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Kit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.59,0:04:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whispers)\NThank you, Kit Snow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.58,0:04:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. What we got, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.78,0:04:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music)\NMore volume, please, more volume.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.29,0:04:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NIt's day two of the workshop,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.20,0:04:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music in background)\Nand suddenly things take a turn for the better.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.64,0:04:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With a phone call from Jon Snow,\Nand the offer of free food,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.09,0:04:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a huge chunk of the cast have arrived.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.74,0:05:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey man! Good to see you, man!\N- Hi, how ya doin'? You too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.02,0:05:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Love your shirt, man.\N- You look great.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.98,0:05:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music, clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.11,0:05:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NIt's been a very emotional morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.40,0:05:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the nuggets, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.37,0:05:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yep, there's one left.\N- Oh, lovely!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.99,0:05:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh ... I sense this choice will not\Nend well for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.60,0:05:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would suggest the drumsticks.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.29,0:05:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Oh, well, drumsticks it is,\Nthen, apparently.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.60,0:05:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.44,0:05:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the nuggets, please.\NThank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.35,0:05:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(band plays "Wild Thing")
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.41,0:06:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Wildling ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.28,0:06:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You make my heart sing ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.22,0:06:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You pull your bowstring ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.61,0:06:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and shoot me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.80,0:06:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Wildling ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.99,0:06:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Wildling, I think I love you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.21,0:06:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but I wanna know for sure ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.26,0:06:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I wanna take you into that cave\Nand kiss you, baby, down there ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.72,0:06:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and I've never done it before ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.28,0:06:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yeah! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.90,0:06:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Wildling ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.09,0:06:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Woo! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.56,0:06:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Wildling ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.75,0:07:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering, applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.18,0:07:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really, really, really, really good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.32,0:07:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just, um, one tiny thing:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.33,0:07:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the "lings," just be careful,\Nyou're going a little bit flat, so ...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.03,0:07:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No he wasn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.12,0:07:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know nothing, Chris Martin.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.99,0:07:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ If there's one thing Theon\Nmight have taught you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.27,0:07:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (one thing I taught you) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.86,0:07:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ is once I've caught you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.50,0:07:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (once he's caught ya) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.04,0:07:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ there will be torture ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.65,0:07:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (there will be torture) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.07,0:07:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NOld wounds are healed
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.25,0:07:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as new songs are revealed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.64,0:07:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm a real bastard ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.19,0:07:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (he's a bit of a bastard) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.51,0:07:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ a little more mean ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.04,0:07:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing together, out of tune)\N♪ a little more mean ... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.68,0:07:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ than anyone you've ever seen ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.40,0:07:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ever seen, anyone you've ever seen) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.30,0:07:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so, Red Wedding. We're all passionate\Nabout this one, as you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.27,0:07:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(piano)\NIt starts very serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.21,0:08:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You don't mess around with Walder Frey ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.11,0:08:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (You don't mess around with Walder Frey) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.97,0:08:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ don't mess around with Walder Frey ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.75,0:08:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NEvery style in the musical canon
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.99,0:08:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is captured in one day of blazing glory.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.84,0:08:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(song ends)\NBeautiful. Nice,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.25,0:08:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ If you're here for the wedding\Nof Robbie Stark ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.18,0:08:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ keep the car running,\Nthere's no need to park ♪|
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.38,0:08:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ He's not going to make it\Nthrough the ni-i-ight ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.57,0:08:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Keep that wedding cake in the fridge ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.42,0:08:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ He didn't pay me back \Nfor using the bridge ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.46,0:08:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm afraid this wedding won't be whi-i-ite ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.93,0:08:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.11,0:08:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Red Wedding, Red Wedding ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.17,0:08:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ lots of stabbing and a bit of beheading ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.16,0:08:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ The Rains of Castamere are here to stay ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.36,0:08:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Red Wedding, Dead Wedding ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.08,0:08:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ a head-shredding, bloodshed wedding ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.08,0:08:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ There will be no wedding bedding ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.06,0:08:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ today ... you don't mess around\Nwith Walder Frey ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.12,0:08:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bang -- curtains -- Tony award. Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.80,0:09:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.58,0:09:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NNews of the success of the workshop
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.12,0:09:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spreads like wildfire. Suddenly,\Neveryone is in.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.55,0:09:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D'you know what, I've never been prouder\Nto be in anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.07,0:09:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always knew it was gonna be a triumph.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.83,0:09:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George R. R. Martin meets Chris Martin --\Nwhat could go wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.34,0:09:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(reggae music)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.73,0:09:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Game 'a what now? ♪\N♪ Aye! Ay! Ay! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.45,0:09:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Call me Daenerys Targaryen\Nwhen you wanna reach me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.85,0:09:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and if you feel the love\Nthen you can call me Khaleesi ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.91,0:09:29.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Got so many names, \NI'm Queen of the Andals ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.83,0:09:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Queen of the Meereen, yeah,\Nyou can kiss me sandals ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.07,0:09:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ a branch of our own ... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.62,0:09:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The funny -- I mean, it's, I know it's \Nlike a musical,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.05,0:09:39.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I can also hear it like, I can hear it
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.79,0:09:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the radio, I can hear it everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.38,0:09:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's like, it's a hit!\N- It's a big song. It's a big song.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.09,0:09:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator, over piano)\NRaw emotion pours out from
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.56,0:09:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every corner of the globe.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.30,0:09:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Are you thinking 'bout Joffrey? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.56,0:09:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Such a spirited lad ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.40,0:10:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I was his uncle ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.38,0:10:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I was also his dad ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.94,0:10:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NIt's the first romantic ballad
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.78,0:10:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about incest in Cold Play's career.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.18,0:10:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ... heart had to roam ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.31,0:10:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Now I'm looking for something ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.80,0:10:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ a little closer to home ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.66,0:10:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Closer to ho-o-ome, closer to ho-o-ome ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.47,0:10:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ A family tree, with a branch of our own ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.44,0:10:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator with band in background)\NThe greatest rock opera of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.02,0:10:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is coming together.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.02,0:10:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Still goin' strong ♪\N♪ (He's still goin' strong) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.01,0:10:49.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Yeah, yeah ♪\N♪ (He's still goin' strong) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.43,0:10:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Remember Ned Stark, he was a lot of fun ♪\N♪ (so fun) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.22,0:10:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but he didn't make it past Season One ♪\N♪ (oh oh) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.41,0:11:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Some people's parts just ain't very long ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.61,0:11:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ but not me ... ♪\N♪ (not me, not me) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.96,0:11:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm still goin' strong ♪\N♪ (He's still goin' strong) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.83,0:11:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe it. \NIt's a dream come true.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.95,0:11:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything's coming together,\Neveryone's on board,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.59,0:11:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we just need\NGeorge R. R. Martin's permission,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.31,0:11:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we're off. \NHe's gonna go absolutely crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.39,0:11:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator)\NAnd Chris was right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.88,0:11:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George R. R. Martin did go absolutely crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.32,0:11:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crash)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.04,0:11:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a setback, but, uh ...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.34,0:11:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little bit o' this, little bit o' that,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.03,0:11:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,change some words around ...\NI've got plenty of other brilliant ideas.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.16,0:11:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.60,0:11:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh. That's not bad, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.50,0:11:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'd better get my skates on, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.85,0:11:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Game of Thrones theme music)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.53,0:11:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.56,0:12:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would be ever so wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.90,0:12:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good day!