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(Game of Thrones theme music)

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(strumming guitar)

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♪ There are Starks [br]and there are Lannisters ♪

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♪ and Kardashians in the -- ♪

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Whoa, "Targaryens." Do it again.

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♪ -- and Targaryens, and of course there's[br]some unknowns ♪

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♪ Welcome to the crazy, wacky world of [br]Game of Thrones ♪

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- Nice, I like it.[br]- Thanks man, cool.

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(male narrator)[br]In an exclusive Red Nose Day revelation,

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we've discovered that[br]the British band Cold Play

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are secretly working on a musical of TV[br]sensation, Game of Thrones.

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This is the best idea we've ever had.

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(guitar and vocals)[br]♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum.♪

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(Chris Martin speaks while music[br]continues in background)

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It's just been the most amazing [br]creative outpouring.

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♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪

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- Wait, wait, how many papadums?[br]- Babadums.

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(narrator)[br]The band had been long-time fans of the show.

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and bearded drummer Will Champion actually[br]took time off at one point

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to act in the famous Red Wedding episode.

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(bell dings repeatedly)

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They've gathered in the Henson[br]recording studio in Los Angeles

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to work up the 16 songs required for a [br]full Broadway stage production.

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(keyboard)

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- Nice! Have you got any lyrics?[br]- Yeah.

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♪ Around the world my heart had to roam ♪

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Well, when I first heard about it I was [br]a little bit skeptical,

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but now I'm completely convinced:

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it's a horrible idea.

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♪ Closer to ho-o-ome ♪

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It's the worst idea I've ever heard.

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♪ A family tree ... ♪[br](music continues under female voiceover)

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One word that springs to mind when [br]I'm thinking about this project

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is "Titanic." But not in terms of the [br]successful movie --

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in terms of the unsuccessful boat.

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♪ Closer to home ♪[br](band plays)

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(piano music, narrator)[br]Finally, after months of writing and planning,

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Chris has invited along the entire cast[br]of Game of Thrones,

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to recruit them into [br]the live Broadway show.

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Fellows, how ya doin'?

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I had a moment of inspiration, it was [br]a flash of genius --

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get the whole cast to come in.

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Everyone thought it was a brilliant idea,

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so that's what's happening.[br]It's a big day, big day for us.

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(narrator)[br]All the actors are gathering

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to hear the songs performed[br]for the first time.

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Well, not all of them.

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More ... two.

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I was told Sean Bean was gonna be here.

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He owes me a fiver.

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Well, no, I don't think there's[br]quite as many of us

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as the band would have hoped, but ...

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still a very exciting day!

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This is called "Rastafarian Targaryen."

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(reggae music)[br]♪ Yi-yi-yi-yi ♪

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♪ I'm a Rastafarian Targaryen ♪

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♪ I got some dragons and they're[br]pretty scary-in' ♪

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(interviewer)[br]So Chris, how do you think it's going?

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Stunning. Stunning. [br]People are literally stunned.

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(interviewer)[br]And what if some of them can't sing?

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Well, the funny thing is, they <i>can</i> sing.

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♪ Bom, bom, bom baba babadum ♪

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(piano, Chris Martin)[br]Okay, three, four ...

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(overlapping voices) ... Red Wedding ...[br]lots of stabbing and a bit of beheading ...

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Nonono. Two, three, four ...

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(piano)[br]♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪

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(Chris Martin)[br]Robert! Robert! Snappy! Come on.

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No, no, sorry, sorry.

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(Iwan Rheon)[br]I'm sure he'll come back.

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Well, with these things [br]it's always step by step.

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Um, 50 percent of the cast seem [br]really into it, so, um ...

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I think we're onto something [br]really special.

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(piano)

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(narrator)[br]It's been a slightly disappointing day.

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But then ...

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Hey Chris.

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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Oh my god. Jon Snow.

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I knew you'd come.

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I'd never let you down, man.

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Thank you, Jon Snow.

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It's Kit.

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(whispers)[br]Thank you, Kit Snow.

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Right. What we got, man?

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(music)[br]More volume, please, more volume.

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(narrator)[br]It's day two of the workshop,

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(music in background)[br]and suddenly things take a turn for the better.

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With a phone call from Jon Snow,[br]and the offer of free food,

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a huge chunk of the cast have arrived.

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- Hey man! Good to see you, man![br]- Hi, how ya doin'? You too.

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- Love your shirt, man.[br]- You look great.

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(music, clapping)

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(narrator)[br]It's been a very emotional morning.

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I'll have the nuggets, please.

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- Yep, there's one left.[br]- Oh, lovely!

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Ahh ... I sense this choice will not[br]end well for you.

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I would suggest the drumsticks.

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Oh. Oh, well, drumsticks it is,[br]then, apparently.

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Cheers.

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I'll have the nuggets, please.[br]Thank you.

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(band plays "Wild Thing")

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♪ Wildling ♪

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♪ You make my heart sing ♪

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♪ You pull your bowstring ♪

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♪ and shoot me ♪

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♪ Wildling ♪

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♪ Wildling, I think I love you ♪

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♪ but I wanna know for sure ♪

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♪ I wanna take you into that cave[br]and kiss you, baby, down there ♪

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♪ and I've never done it before ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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♪ Wildling ♪

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♪ Woo! ♪

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♪ Wildling ♪

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(cheering, applause)

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Really, really, really, really good.

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Just, um, one tiny thing:

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on the "lings," just be careful,[br]you're going a little bit flat, so ...

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No he wasn't.

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You know nothing, Chris Martin.

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♪ If there's one thing Theon[br]might have taught you ♪

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♪ (one thing I taught you) ♪

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♪ is once I've caught you ♪

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♪ (once he's caught ya) ♪

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♪ there will be torture ♪

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♪ (there will be torture) ♪

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(narrator)[br]Old wounds are healed

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as new songs are revealed.

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♪ I'm a real bastard ♪

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♪ (he's a bit of a bastard) ♪

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♪ a little more mean ♪

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(singing together, out of tune)[br]♪ a little more mean ... ♪

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♪ than anyone you've ever seen ♪

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♪ (ever seen, anyone you've ever seen) ♪

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OK, so, Red Wedding. We're all passionate[br]about this one, as you know.

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(piano)[br]It starts very serious.

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♪ You don't mess around with Walder Frey ♪

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♪ (You don't mess around with Walder Frey) ♪

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♪ don't mess around with Walder Frey ♪

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(narrator)[br]Every style in the musical canon

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is captured in one day of blazing glory.

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(song ends)[br]Beautiful. Nice,

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♪ If you're here for the wedding[br]of Robbie Stark ♪

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♪ keep the car running,[br]there's no need to park ♪|

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♪ He's not going to make it[br]through the ni-i-ight ♪

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♪ Keep that wedding cake in the fridge ♪

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♪ He didn't pay me back [br]for using the bridge ♪

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♪ I'm afraid this wedding won't be whi-i-ite ♪

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♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪

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♪ Red Wedding, Red Wedding ♪

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♪ lots of stabbing and a bit of beheading ♪

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♪ The Rains of Castamere are here to stay ♪

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♪ Red Wedding, Dead Wedding ♪

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♪ a head-shredding, bloodshed wedding ♪

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♪ There will be no wedding bedding ♪

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♪ today ... you don't mess around[br]with Walder Frey ♪

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Bang -- curtains -- Tony award. Great.

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(cheering)

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(narrator)[br]News of the success of the workshop

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spreads like wildfire. Suddenly,[br]everyone is in.

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D'you know what, I've never been prouder[br]to be in anything.

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I always knew it was gonna be a triumph.

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George R. R. Martin meets Chris Martin --[br]what could go wrong?

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(reggae music)

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♪ Game 'a what now? ♪[br]♪ Aye! Ay! Ay! ♪

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♪ Call me Daenerys Targaryen[br]when you wanna reach me ♪

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♪ and if you feel the love[br]then you can call me Khaleesi ♪

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♪ Got so many names, [br]I'm Queen of the Andals ♪

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♪ Queen of the Meereen, yeah,[br]you can kiss me sandals ♪

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♪ a branch of our own ... ♪

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The funny -- I mean, it's, I know it's [br]like a musical,

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but I can also hear it like, I can hear it

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in the radio, I can hear it everywhere.

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- It's like, it's a hit![br]- It's a big song. It's a big song.

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(narrator, over piano)[br]Raw emotion pours out from

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every corner of the globe.

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♪ Are you thinking 'bout Joffrey? ♪

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♪ Such a spirited lad ♪

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♪ I was his uncle ♪

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♪ I was also his dad ♪

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(narrator)[br]It's the first romantic ballad

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about incest in Cold Play's career.

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♪ ... heart had to roam ♪

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♪ Now I'm looking for something ♪

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♪ a little closer to home ♪

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♪ Closer to ho-o-ome, closer to ho-o-ome ♪

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♪ A family tree, with a branch of our own ♪

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(narrator with band in background)[br]The greatest rock opera of all time

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is coming together.

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♪ Still goin' strong ♪[br]♪ (He's still goin' strong) ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪[br]♪ (He's still goin' strong) ♪

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♪ Remember Ned Stark, he was a lot of fun ♪[br]♪ (so fun) ♪

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♪ but he didn't make it past Season One ♪[br]♪ (oh oh) ♪

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♪ Some people's parts just ain't very long ♪

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♪ but not me ... ♪[br]♪ (not me, not me) ♪

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♪ I'm still goin' strong ♪[br]♪ (He's still goin' strong) ♪

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I can't believe it. [br]It's a dream come true.

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Everything's coming together,[br]everyone's on board,

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we just need[br]George R. R. Martin's permission,

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and then we're off. [br]He's gonna go absolutely crazy.

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(narrator)[br]And Chris was right.

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George R. R. Martin did go absolutely crazy.

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(crash)

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It's a setback, but, uh ...

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little bit o' this, little bit o' that,

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change some words around ...[br]I've got plenty of other brilliant ideas.

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♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪

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Uh. That's not bad, actually.

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Well, I'd better get my skates on, then!

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(Game of Thrones theme music)

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