WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: I just wanted to start of with how happy I am to be spending time with my familia 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I truly am grateful for y'all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I guess you can kind of sort ah say that I love you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother: yeah that's cool and all but can you pass the bread bitch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: but we ain't blessed the food yet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother: well can your trickin ass bless this shit so we can eat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: oh so I'm the trick 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't recall throwin it back and getting pregnant at the age of ten 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother: I was raped! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: you was a hoe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandpa: hey,hey, hey don't talk to your mother like that way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: grandpa shut your old ass up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandpa: alright ok 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: I see that you haven't learned how to respect your elders 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: and I see that you haven't learned how to die 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother: that's enough Drea bless this food with your impolite ass 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: bitch the only thing impolite is your pussy game 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dear heavenly father we come to you right now to bless this food for the nourishment to our bodies 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would also like to send up a prayer for these bitches out here getting molly 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and let Sharkeshia Tomas spend the rest of her life behind bars since she's decided instead of being like you she'd rather be like Miley Cyrus and come in here like a wrecking ball on these hoes faces 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ohhh Lord she hit that bitch so hard by the time she come down she'll need a plane ticket and a passport to come back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sharkeshia knocked those girls glasses into mirrors lord and it's just not fair 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how that child going to see her Thanksgiving dinner 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hell how's she going to eat it considering Sharkeshia knocked her taste buds into next week 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't understand it lord but if it's your will then I will let it be your will 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in the name of Jesus we pray amen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the fuck y'all looking at 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: who is Sharkeshia 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: grandma don't worry bout it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: is she a fish 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother: probably one of them little Spongebob charters 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandpa: sound like some shit off of Finding Nemo 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: but can we all shut the fuck up and eat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: who cooked this shit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: I did why 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: why is there Ramen noodles in this fucking pot 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: grandma don't start 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: and why does these mashed potatoes smell like boy and grape juice 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wtaremelondrea: grandma I don't recall you bringing shit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: well I would have had I known my guests where coming to dinner with the paramedics 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandpa: shit so bad that we should have prayed after dinner 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother: only floss in your kitchen because your roaches are anuses 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: he he he y'all so fucking funny 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I slaved in that motherfucking kitchen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 grandma you can't say tell me that that meatloaf and that apple pie sitting in front of you don't look scrumptious 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: which is which 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: fuck you you old ass bitch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma Brown: I'd rather be old than a trifling ass tramp loving 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 flat chested elephant necked pussy can't keep a man, can't keep a recipe, can't keep a dictionary for shit hussy! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watermelondrea: flat chested! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 get the fuck out my house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother: mom daddy ain't moving