Watermelondrea: I just wanted to start of with how happy I am to be spending time with my familia
I truly am grateful for y'all
I guess you can kind of sort ah say that I love you
Mother: yeah that's cool and all but can you pass the bread bitch
Watermelondrea: but we ain't blessed the food yet
Mother: well can your trickin ass bless this shit so we can eat
Watermelondrea: oh so I'm the trick
I don't recall throwin it back and getting pregnant at the age of ten
Mother: I was raped!
Watermelondrea: you was a hoe
Grandpa: hey,hey, hey don't talk to your mother like that way
Watermelondrea: grandpa shut your old ass up
Grandpa: alright ok
Grandma Brown: I see that you haven't learned how to respect your elders
Watermelondrea: and I see that you haven't learned how to die
Mother: that's enough Drea bless this food with your impolite ass
Watermelondrea: bitch the only thing impolite is your pussy game
dear heavenly father we come to you right now to bless this food for the nourishment to our bodies
I would also like to send up a prayer for these bitches out here getting molly
and let Sharkeshia Tomas spend the rest of her life behind bars since she's decided instead of being like you she'd rather be like Miley Cyrus and come in here like a wrecking ball on these hoes faces
ohhh Lord she hit that bitch so hard by the time she come down she'll need a plane ticket and a passport to come back
Sharkeshia knocked those girls glasses into mirrors lord and it's just not fair
how that child going to see her Thanksgiving dinner
hell how's she going to eat it considering Sharkeshia knocked her taste buds into next week
I don't understand it lord but if it's your will then I will let it be your will
in the name of Jesus we pray amen
the fuck y'all looking at
Grandma Brown: who is Sharkeshia
Watermelondrea: grandma don't worry bout it
Grandma Brown: is she a fish
Mother: probably one of them little Spongebob charters
Grandpa: sound like some shit off of Finding Nemo
Watermelondrea: but can we all shut the fuck up and eat
Grandma Brown: who cooked this shit
Watermelondrea: I did why
Grandma Brown: why is there Ramen noodles in this fucking pot
Watermelondrea: grandma don't start
Grandma Brown: and why does these mashed potatoes smell like boy and grape juice
Wtaremelondrea: grandma I don't recall you bringing shit
Grandma Brown: well I would have had I known my guests where coming to dinner with the paramedics
Grandpa: shit so bad that we should have prayed after dinner
Mother: only floss in your kitchen because your roaches are anuses
Watermelondrea: he he he y'all so fucking funny
I slaved in that motherfucking kitchen
grandma you can't say tell me that that meatloaf and that apple pie sitting in front of you don't look scrumptious
Grandma Brown: which is which
Watermelondrea: fuck you you old ass bitch
Grandma Brown: I'd rather be old than a trifling ass tramp loving
flat chested elephant necked pussy can't keep a man, can't keep a recipe, can't keep a dictionary for shit hussy!
Watermelondrea: flat chested!
get the fuck out my house
Mother: mom daddy ain't moving