1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: I just wanted to start of with how happy I am to be spending time with my familia 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I truly am grateful for y'all 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I guess you can kind of sort ah say that I love you 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother: yeah that's cool and all but can you pass the bread bitch 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: but we ain't blessed the food yet 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother: well can your trickin ass bless this shit so we can eat 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: oh so I'm the trick 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't recall throwin it back and getting pregnant at the age of ten 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother: I was raped! 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: you was a hoe 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandpa: hey,hey, hey don't talk to your mother like that way 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: grandpa shut your old ass up 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandpa: alright ok 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: I see that you haven't learned how to respect your elders 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: and I see that you haven't learned how to die 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother: that's enough Drea bless this food with your impolite ass 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: bitch the only thing impolite is your pussy game 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 dear heavenly father we come to you right now to bless this food for the nourishment to our bodies 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would also like to send up a prayer for these bitches out here getting molly 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and let Sharkeshia Tomas spend the rest of her life behind bars since she's decided instead of being like you she'd rather be like Miley Cyrus and come in here like a wrecking ball on these hoes faces 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ohhh Lord she hit that bitch so hard by the time she come down she'll need a plane ticket and a passport to come back 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sharkeshia knocked those girls glasses into mirrors lord and it's just not fair 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how that child going to see her Thanksgiving dinner 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hell how's she going to eat it considering Sharkeshia knocked her taste buds into next week 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't understand it lord but if it's your will then I will let it be your will 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in the name of Jesus we pray amen 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the fuck y'all looking at 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: who is Sharkeshia 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: grandma don't worry bout it 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: is she a fish 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother: probably one of them little Spongebob charters 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandpa: sound like some shit off of Finding Nemo 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: but can we all shut the fuck up and eat 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: who cooked this shit 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: I did why 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: why is there Ramen noodles in this fucking pot 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: grandma don't start 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: and why does these mashed potatoes smell like boy and grape juice 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wtaremelondrea: grandma I don't recall you bringing shit 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: well I would have had I known my guests where coming to dinner with the paramedics 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandpa: shit so bad that we should have prayed after dinner 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother: only floss in your kitchen because your roaches are anuses 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: he he he y'all so fucking funny 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I slaved in that motherfucking kitchen 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 grandma you can't say tell me that that meatloaf and that apple pie sitting in front of you don't look scrumptious 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: which is which 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: fuck you you old ass bitch 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Grandma Brown: I'd rather be old than a trifling ass tramp loving 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 flat chested elephant necked pussy can't keep a man, can't keep a recipe, can't keep a dictionary for shit hussy! 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watermelondrea: flat chested! 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 get the fuck out my house 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother: mom daddy ain't moving