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Watermelondrea: I just wanted to start of with how happy I am to be spending time with my familia

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I truly am grateful for y'all

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I guess you can kind of sort ah say that I love you

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Mother: yeah that's cool and all but can you pass the bread bitch

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Watermelondrea: but we ain't blessed the food yet

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Mother: well can your trickin ass bless this shit so we can eat

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Watermelondrea: oh so I'm the trick

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I don't recall throwin it back and getting pregnant at the age of ten

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Mother: I was raped!

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Watermelondrea: you was a hoe

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Grandpa: hey,hey, hey don't talk to your mother like that way

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Watermelondrea: grandpa shut your old ass up

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Grandpa: alright ok

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Grandma Brown: I see that you haven't learned how to respect your elders

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Watermelondrea: and I see that you haven't learned how to die

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Mother: that's enough Drea bless this food with your impolite ass

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Watermelondrea: bitch the only thing impolite is your pussy game

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dear heavenly father we come to you right now to bless this food for the nourishment to our bodies

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I would also like to send up a prayer for these bitches out here getting molly

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and let Sharkeshia Tomas spend the rest of her life behind bars since she's decided instead of being like you she'd rather be like Miley Cyrus and come in here like a wrecking ball on these hoes faces

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ohhh Lord she hit that bitch so hard by the time she come down she'll need a plane ticket and a passport to come back

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Sharkeshia knocked those girls glasses into mirrors lord and it's just not fair

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how that child going to see her Thanksgiving dinner

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hell how's she going to eat it considering Sharkeshia knocked her taste buds into next week

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I don't understand it lord but if it's your will then I will let it be your will

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in the name of Jesus we pray amen

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the fuck y'all looking at

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Grandma Brown: who is Sharkeshia

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Watermelondrea: grandma don't worry bout it

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Grandma Brown: is she a fish

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Mother: probably one of them little Spongebob charters

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Grandpa: sound like some shit off of Finding Nemo

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Watermelondrea: but can we all shut the fuck up and eat

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Grandma Brown: who cooked this shit

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Watermelondrea: I did why

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Grandma Brown: why is there Ramen noodles in this fucking pot

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Watermelondrea: grandma don't start

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Grandma Brown: and why does these mashed potatoes smell like boy and grape juice

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Wtaremelondrea: grandma I don't recall you bringing shit

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Grandma Brown: well I would have had I known my guests where coming to dinner with the paramedics

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Grandpa: shit so bad that we should have prayed after dinner

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Mother: only floss in your kitchen because your roaches are anuses

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Watermelondrea: he he he y'all so fucking funny

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I slaved in that motherfucking kitchen

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grandma you can't say tell me that that meatloaf and that apple pie sitting in front of you don't look scrumptious

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Grandma Brown: which is which

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Watermelondrea: fuck you you old ass bitch

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Grandma Brown: I'd rather be old than a trifling ass tramp loving

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flat chested elephant necked pussy can't keep a man, can't keep a recipe, can't keep a dictionary for shit hussy!

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Watermelondrea: flat chested!

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get the fuck out my house

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Mother: mom daddy ain't moving