Watermelondrea: I just wanted to start of with how happy I amto be spending time with my familia
I truly am grateful for y'all
I guess you can kind of sort ah say that I love you
Mother: yeah that's cool and all but can you pass the bread bitch
Watermelondrea: but we ain't blessed the food yet
Mother: well can your trickin ass bless this shit so we can eat
Watermelondrea: oh so I'm the trick
I don't recall throwin it back and getting pregnant at the age of ten
Mother: I was raped!
Watermelondrea: you was a hoe
Grandpa: hey,hey, hey don't talk to your mother like that way
Watermelondrea: grandpa shut your old ass up
Grandpa: alright ok
Grandma Brown: I see that you haven't learned how to respect your elders
Watermelondrea: and I see that you haven't learned how to die
Mother: that's enough Drea bless this food with your impolite ass
Watermelondrea: bitch the only thing impolite is your pussy game
dear heavenly father we come to you right now to bless this food for the nourishment to our bodies
I would also like to send up a prayer for these bitches out here getting molly
and let Sharkeshia Tomas spend the rest of her life behind bars since she's decided instead of being like you she'd rather be like Miley Cyrus and come in here like a wrecking ball on these hoes faces
ohhh Lord she hit that bitch so hard by the time she come down she'll need a plane ticket and a passport to come back
Sharkeshia knocked those girls glasses into mirrors lord and it's just not fair
how that child going to see her Thanksgiving dinner
hell how's she going to eat it considering Sharkeshia knocked her taste buds into next week
I don't understand it lord but if it's your will then I will let it be your will
in the name of Jesus we pray amen
the fuck y'all looking at
Grandma Brown: who is Sharkeshia
Watermelondrea: grandma don't worry bout it