Watermelondrea: I just wanted to start of with how happy I amto be spending time with my familia

I truly am grateful for y'all

I guess you can kind of sort ah say that I love you

Mother: yeah that's cool and all but can you pass the bread bitch

Watermelondrea: but we ain't blessed the food yet

Mother: well can your trickin ass bless this shit so we can eat

Watermelondrea: oh so I'm the trick

I don't recall throwin it back and getting pregnant at the age of ten

Mother: I was raped!

Watermelondrea: you was a hoe

Grandpa: hey,hey, hey don't talk to your mother like that way

Watermelondrea: grandpa shut your old ass up

Grandpa: alright ok

Grandma Brown: I see that you haven't learned how to respect your elders

Watermelondrea: and I see that you haven't learned how to die

Mother: that's enough Drea bless this food with your impolite ass

Watermelondrea: bitch the only thing impolite is your pussy game

dear heavenly father we come to you right now to bless this food for the nourishment to our bodies

I would also like to send up a prayer for these bitches out here getting molly

and let Sharkeshia Tomas spend the rest of her life behind bars since she's decided instead of being like you she'd rather be like Miley Cyrus and come in here like a wrecking ball on these hoes faces

ohhh Lord she hit that bitch so hard by the time she come down she'll need a plane ticket and a passport to come back

Sharkeshia knocked those girls glasses into mirrors lord and it's just not fair

how that child going to see her Thanksgiving dinner

hell how's she going to eat it considering Sharkeshia knocked her taste buds into next week

I don't understand it lord but if it's your will then I will let it be your will

in the name of Jesus we pray amen

the fuck y'all looking at

Grandma Brown: who is Sharkeshia

Watermelondrea: grandma don't worry bout it