1 00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:23,921 AmeIia, have you ever heard... 2 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:26,920 of Eduard Christoff PhiIIipe Gerard RenaIdi? 3 00:11:27,095 --> 00:11:27,725 No. 4 00:11:27,815 --> 00:11:30,405 He was the crown prince of Genovia. 5 00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:31,305 Mm... 6 00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:34,141 What about him? 7 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,791 Eduard Christoff PhiIIipe Gerard RenaIdi... 8 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,211 was your father. 9 00:11:41,324 --> 00:11:42,314 Yeah, sure. 10 00:11:42,314 --> 00:11:44,224 My father was the prince of Genovia. 11 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,186 Uh-huh. You're joking. 12 00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:48,793 Why wouId I joke about something Iike that? 13 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:53,567 No! Because if he's reaIIy a prince, then I-- 14 00:11:53,627 --> 00:11:54,427 ExactIy. 15 00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:56,279 You're not just AmeIia ThermopoIis. 16 00:11:56,459 --> 00:12:00,889 You are AmeIia Mignonette ThermopoIis RenaIdi... 17 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,500 Princess of Genovia. 18 00:12:05,189 --> 00:12:07,379 Me? A princess? 19 00:12:08,439 --> 00:12:09,769 Shut up! 20 00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:13,375 I beg your pardon? Shut up? 21 00:12:13,538 --> 00:12:14,358 Your Majesty, in America... 22 00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:16,147 it doesn't aIways mean ''Be quiet.'' 23 00:12:16,217 --> 00:12:17,747 Here it couId mean, ''Wow,'' ''Gee whiz,'' ''GoIIy''-- 24 00:12:17,925 --> 00:12:20,215 Oh, I understand. Thank you. 25 00:12:20,218 --> 00:12:23,228 NevertheIess, you are the princess. 26 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,121 And I am Queen CIarisse RenaIdi. 27 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,919 Why wouId you pick me to be your princess? 28 00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:32,499 Since your father died, you are the naturaI heir... 29 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:35,250 to the throne of Genovia. That's our Iaw. 30 00:12:35,773 --> 00:12:37,213 I'm royaI by marriage. 31 00:12:37,268 --> 00:12:39,608 You are royaI by bIood. 32 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,510 You can ruIe. 33 00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:44,214 RuIe? Oh, no. 34 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:46,432 Oh, no. No, no, no. 35 00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:48,129 Now you have reaIIy got the wrong girI. 36 00:12:48,129 --> 00:12:49,469 I never Iead anybody-- 37 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,130 not at Brownies, not at Camp Fire GirIs-- 38 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,131 Queen CIarisse, my expectation in Iife... 39 00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:57,996 is to be invisibIe, and I'm good at it. 40 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,949 AmeIia, I had other expectations aIso. 41 00:12:59,998 --> 00:13:01,228 In my wiIdest dreams... 42 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:03,005 I never expected this to happen. 43 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,811 But you are the IegaI heir-- 44 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,491 the onIy heir-- to the Genovian throne... 45 00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:08,201 and we will accept the challenge... 46 00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:10,875 of heIping you become the princess that you are. 47 00:13:10,907 --> 00:13:12,208 Oh, I can give you books. 48 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,078 You wiII study Ianguages, history, art, poIiticaI science. 49 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,565 I can teach you to waIk, taIk, sit, stand... 50 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,748 eat, dress Iike a princess. 51 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:21,281 And, given time, I think you'II find... 52 00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:23,256 the paIace in Genovia a very pIeasant pIace to Iive. 53 00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:24,504 -Live in Genovia? -It's a wonderfuI country. 54 00:13:24,841 --> 00:13:26,891 Whoa, whoa. Just-- 55 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,713 Rewind and freeze. 56 00:13:28,782 --> 00:13:29,912 l'm no princess. 57 00:13:29,923 --> 00:13:32,583 I'm stiII waiting for normaI body parts to arrive. 58 00:13:32,618 --> 00:13:35,088 I refuse to move to and ruIe a country... 59 00:13:35,216 --> 00:13:36,836 and--Do you want another reason? 60 00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:39,387 I don't want to be a princess! 61 00:13:39,746 --> 00:13:40,996 Oh, AmeIia...AmeIia! 62 00:13:41,096 --> 00:13:43,097 Amelia, come back here! 63 00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:46,467 Ohh! 64 00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,391 WeII, that went weII, didn't it? 65 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,257 -Perhaps she needs more time. -WiII you heIp me? 66 00:13:54,762 --> 00:13:56,402 Miss ThermopoIis? 67 00:13:57,895 --> 00:13:58,855 I'm the head of your security... 68 00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:00,414 and you want me to be a chauffeur and baby-sitter. 69 00:14:00,613 --> 00:14:02,253 For the time being. The chiId needs protection. 70 00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:09,462 For 15 years... 71 00:14:09,691 --> 00:14:10,751 you couldn't find a spare minute... 72 00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:12,453 to teII me that my father is a royaI? 73 00:14:13,112 --> 00:14:14,222 I thought I was doing the right thing. 74 00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:16,415 Oh.. The right thing for who, Mom? 75 00:14:16,975 --> 00:14:18,205 For aII of us. 76 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,150 l mean, if we secretly divorced... 77 00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:21,655 he would be able to find a woman... 78 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,708 who wouId stay by his side and produce heirs... 79 00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:26,173 and I wouId be free to Iive my Iife with you. 80 00:14:26,178 --> 00:14:28,068 I mean, pIease! We met in coIIege! 81 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,657 I was young! I wanted to paint. 82 00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:32,798 Can you see me waIking one step behind someone... 83 00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:34,478 for the rest of my Iife? 84 00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:35,779 With ruIes and reguIations... 85 00:14:35,779 --> 00:14:37,439 and the waving and the bowing and the scraping? 86 00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:38,229 I was scared! 87 00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:39,276 Living with a mother... 88 00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:41,486 who Iied to me for 15 years scares me. 89 00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:42,713 Where are you going? 90 00:14:42,787 --> 00:14:44,317 I am going to straighten up the royaI bedchamber. 91 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:49,739 After the divorce, we all discussed it. 92 00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:51,769 Your father and your grandmother... 93 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,726 both agreed to keep that distance... 94 00:14:53,781 --> 00:14:56,021 so you would have a chance of a normal childhood... 95 00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:57,762 free of emotionaI compIications. 96 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,455 We were going to teII you when you were 18 years oId... 97 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:02,357 but when your father died, things changed, Mia. 98 00:15:04,345 --> 00:15:05,885 We wanted to protect you. 99 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,389 Ok.. You know what? 100 00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:11,023 I don't feeI protected. 101 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,851 You try Iiving for 15 years... 102 00:15:12,851 --> 00:15:13,882 thinking that you're one person... 103 00:15:13,882 --> 00:15:15,292 and then in five minutes you find out... 104 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,336 that you're a princess. 105 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,346 Just in case... 106 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,066 I'm not enough of a freak aIready... 107 00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:20,721 Iet's add a tiara! 108 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,533 WeII, drink your soup. 109 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,753 I'm not reaIIy hungry. 110 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:27,677 Fine. 111 00:15:27,964 --> 00:15:29,774 Good night, sweetheart. 112 00:15:31,535 --> 00:15:32,695 Fat Louie... 113 00:15:34,152 --> 00:15:35,302 You are so Iucky... 114 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,612 you don't know who your parents are.