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we drop the shoulders we think tall\

2
00:26:17,372 --> 00:26:19,233
we tuck under and we transfer

3
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the weight from one foot to another

4
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no princess never cross her legs in public

5
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:29,311
why don't you tuck one ankle behind the other and place the hands gracefully on the knees

6
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Aah !

7
00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:35,260
Charlotte , I think it's time for tea

8
00:26:36,752 --> 00:26:44,552
Tell me , how does my mother or any person for that matter go into a parent-teacher and come out with a date ?

9
00:26:44,802 --> 00:26:52,332
Mia, Mr. O'Connell isn't married , he's not living with anyone, plus he's not pierced , tattooed or hair plugged

10
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do you realize how rare a find that is south of Market street

11
00:26:55,741 --> 00:27:02,331
did it ever occur to you that if you dated one of my teachers it would give the other kids license to mock me for the rest of my life

12
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you're right , I didn't and I'm sorry

13
00:27:08,851 --> 00:27:17,341
It's just that Patrick , Mr. O'Connell , he's such a nice man , a real gentleman and I haven't met one of those in a long long time

14
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OK, OK, It's fine

15
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I can't do anything right anymore , can I ?

16
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,271
just black one Mia , just block one

17
00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:35,571
I can't do this , I'm a girl . - What am I , a duck ?

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No, I mean. You're an athletic girl , I'm a synchronized-swimming, yoga doing , um.. horseback-riding, wall-climbing type girl. My hand-eye coordination is zero.

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00:27:47,281 --> 00:27:49,251
You can go later. Josh get in here .

20
00:27:49,271 --> 00:27:50,181
Yeah, I am in.

21
00:27:50,531 --> 00:27:56,291
I was watching you earlier and, umm, you're way tense. You gotta use your hands , don't just stand there.

22
00:27:56,371 --> 00:27:59,331
You gotta go for it. You gotta think like the ball , you gotta be the ball.

23
00:27:59,461 --> 00:28:03,341
You gotta stop it , know what I mean ? ah ?

24
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Ah, Bring it on.

25
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Hey , Joe . I'm gonna turn the backseat into a dressing-room, so i can change into a proper outfit for Madame, OK?

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Well, don't forget the shoes . -Ah, thanks.

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Strange town, San Francisco , when I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or If I wanted to wear them , all right closing

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going up.

29
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you all right ?

30
00:28:42,745 --> 00:28:44,265
yeah, Oh , I'm fine

31
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going down.

32
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:57,365
I have never put on pantyhose but it sounds dangerous

33
00:29:03,026 --> 00:29:09,626
Grandma? is it customary in Genovia to imprison your dinner guests with hermes scarves ?

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00:29:09,626 --> 00:29:16,316
it's Herme`s . the scarf is merely a training tool . eventually , you will learn to sit and eat properly without it.

35
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Manners matter.

36
00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:28,304
But enough etiquette for the day. Now Genovia does a lot of trade with Spain, so we prepare for that. Sorry. The quickest way to a Spanish heart is dance

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Shall we ? Tell me , what kind of dancing do you do ?

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Just normal kind, like um...

39
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(dancing)

40
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I see.

41
00:29:38,523 --> 00:29:41,223
We have a Genovian alternative.

42
00:29:43,713 --> 00:29:46,873
The dances here are very sedate. Right from the hips.

43
00:29:46,913 --> 00:29:50,663
No bobbing of the head , please . It's not a doggy on a dashboard.

44
00:29:50,773 --> 00:29:55,123
straight, straight, straight up. Let's practice this here .

45
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This dance is between a waltz and a tango ? You see ? - It's a wango ?

46
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No.


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All right here we go.

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Spon out and spin in to me, spin in.

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Try again. One more spin , very quickly. Pull away. That's good. Good attitude. Spin in.

50
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Good ? I did it ?

51
00:30:18,826 --> 00:30:19,576
Yes

52
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I spun without hurting anyone

53
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,636
That's very good news.

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Spin , spin , it's done

55
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Better, It's coming alone.

56
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Now you may go home .

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Thank you.

58
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See you tomorrow.

59
00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:38,752
Thank you, Joseph .

60
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You have been wearing black for too long.

61
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This is Coach Harbula . You can sign up now for the Baker beach party.

62
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oh, sorry , sorry.. sorry

63
00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:29,595
Hey , hey Bobby Bod.

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Mia, are you ready ? Let's go.

65
00:31:32,445 --> 00:31:36,285
Sorry, I can't do it today. I have a grandma thing. I'll call you, OK? Bye.

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What , has grandma turned into the big big wolf ?

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Shazaam.

68
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Cute Jeremiah, but a way to a girl's heart is not by treating her like a vending machine.

69
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Get off the grass!

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Hi ,Adolpho. I'm late. She's late.

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You are late.

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I know , I'm really sorry.

73
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Where is Paolo? Send in Paolo.

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Ah , always prompt.

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My assistants, Gretchen and Helga. Good afternoon