we drop the shoulders we think tall\
we tuck under and we transfer
the weight from one foot to another
no princess never cross her legs in public
why don't you tuck one ankle behind the other and place the hands gracefully on the knees
Aah !
Charlotte , I think it's time for tea
Tell me , how does my mother or any person for that matter go into a parent-teacher and come out with a date ?
Mia, Mr. O'Connell isn't married , he's not living with anyone, plus he's not pierced , tattooed or hair plugged
do you realize how rare a find that is south of Market street
did it ever occur to you that if you dated one of my teachers it would give the other kids license to mock me for the rest of my life
you're right , I didn't and I'm sorry
It's just that Patrick , Mr. O'Connell , he's such a nice man , a real gentleman and I haven't met one of those in a long long time
OK, OK, It's fine
I can't do anything right anymore , can I ?
just black one Mia , just block one
I can't do this , I'm a girl . - What am I , a duck ?
No, I mean. You're an athletic girl , I'm a synchronized-swimming, yoga doing , um.. horseback-riding, wall-climbing type girl. My hand-eye coordination is zero.
You can go later. Josh get in here .
Yeah, I am in.
I was watching you earlier and, umm, you're way tense. You gotta use your hands , don't just stand there.
You gotta go for it. You gotta think like the ball , you gotta be the ball.
You gotta stop it , know what I mean ? ah ?
Ah, Bring it on.
Hey , Joe . I'm gonna turn the backseat into a dressing-room, so i can change into a proper outfit for Madame, OK?
Well, don't forget the shoes . -Ah, thanks.
Strange town, San Francisco , when I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or If I wanted to wear them , all right closing
going up.
you all right ?
yeah, Oh , I'm fine
going down.
I have never put on pantyhose but it sounds dangerous
Grandma? is it customary in Genovia to imprison your dinner guests with hermes scarves ?
it's Herme`s . the scarf is merely a training tool . eventually , you will learn to sit and eat properly without it.
Manners matter.
But enough etiquette for the day. Now Genovia does a lot of trade with Spain, so we prepare for that. Sorry. The quickest way to a Spanish heart is dance
Shall we ? Tell me , what kind of dancing do you do ?
Just normal kind, like um...
(dancing)
I see.
We have a Genovian alternative.
The dances here are very sedate. Right from the hips.
No bobbing of the head , please . It's not a doggy on a dashboard.
straight, straight, straight up. Let's practice this here .
This dance is between a waltz and a tango ? You see ? - It's a wango ?
No.
All right here we go.
Spon out and spin in to me, spin in.
Try again. One more spin , very quickly. Pull away. That's good. Good attitude. Spin in.
Good ? I did it ?
Yes
I spun without hurting anyone
That's very good news.
Spin , spin , it's done
Better, It's coming alone.
Now you may go home .
Thank you.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you, Joseph .
You have been wearing black for too long.
This is Coach Harbula . You can sign up now for the Baker beach party.
oh, sorry , sorry.. sorry
Hey , hey Bobby Bod.
Mia, are you ready ? Let's go.
Sorry, I can't do it today. I have a grandma thing. I'll call you, OK? Bye.
What , has grandma turned into the big big wolf ?
Shazaam.
Cute Jeremiah, but a way to a girl's heart is not by treating her like a vending machine.
Get off the grass!
Hi ,Adolpho. I'm late. She's late.
You are late.
I know , I'm really sorry.
Where is Paolo? Send in Paolo.
Ah , always prompt.
My assistants, Gretchen and Helga. Good afternoon